to sweet beginnings & bitter endings....

typical humans

2010-12-19T20:40:00.000-08:00

Most of us just love freebies. We take free stuff despite the fact that we don't really need it. We bring it home, and throw it aside to collect dust. After a few years, it will become rubbish.

Just like the X'mas party I attended. I received a free mug and a Santa hat. I bought them home, and up till today I have not touched them. Strange. That night, a guy dressed in Santa Claus costume was throwing a whole bunch of Santa hats towards a delirious crowd, which I was a part of. As the Santa hats were catapulted into the air, the same notion ran through everyone's mind-- I MUST get the Santa hat.

But do I really need the hat? I saw some adults carrying a five of six Santa hats, while some had none.

Before that, I was queuing up to receive a door gift. Each registered family is entitled for one door gift. Upon registration, each family will receive a red coupon as proof of registration.

Man behind me: Need coupon ah? No need larh!

(muffled sounds)

Not long after.....

Man behind me: Register my name lah, can get one more gift!

I thought, hey, do you really need that much? Earth's resources are limited after all.

About the sea shells

2010-12-11T22:14:00.000-08:00

1. I'm not defending nor criticizing la -las.

2. I do not approve la -la fashion, but that doesn't mean I have to criticize it.

--Well, since they love stripes, let them be. Who are we to discriminate them? This is their preference. You can't guarantee everyone loves your sense of style anyway.

3. However, the way la- las conduct themselves is intolerable to me.

---- Some people may not dress like la -las, but they act like them.

a knife tossed.

2010-12-02T21:33:00.000-08:00

Dear blog,

Guess I'm only writing to you since my blogspot is as lonely as a desert.

Today I just received an (unexpected) mail.

Oh well, before I begin the story, I have been quite upset these few days because my holiday plans are canceled, and I'm sealed in boredom.

Hence, the absolutely cynical me is up to do something naughty.

To tell the truth, everything would have been WAY BETTER if I was off to Penang. Now, since I'm stuck here at home, I'm up to no good. I feel like picking up a sharp razor knife and stab someone. (note, not physically. I anyone gets killed, it's not my fault).

So on this fine day, I received this mail which has driven my evil mind kicking alive:

(details of sender and the rest of the recipients are confidential)

As most of you may have thought, for the (censored) this (censored), we will do a post mortem of the recent (censored). While this is necessary, I hope we would not spend the entire time discussing this. One way to make most of the meeting is to punctual and come prepared to share.

Hopefully we can spend the first half meeting for this and then for the remaining time, it would be good we can have as many (censored) ones as possible to give short (censored) testimony on how they have experienced (censored) throughout the camp preparation. This would certainly encourage and build one another.

some parts are just too sensitive, I had to censor them.

This is just an extract. While it may be inspiring for some, I choose not to reply.

I can't believe I'm doing this. Evil is controlling me.

What have I experienced, oh please. I have not seen this coming, and I'm not even a bit prepared for this. I was expecting to be away. AWAY.

I don't want this! This is so disturbing. What did I experience? Fact is, I mentally drafted it weeks ago. However, it will be too shocking for them to handle.

My testimony here is, there were a lot of helpers. (neutral statement) This means HR did a wonderful job (positive statement). However, this also means there are people like me who practically stoned the whole day, (negative statement) . And what I really mean is, I know I have not been involved in the preparation, but I don't really regret it (shocking). I didn't feel useful at all (very shocking) and I want to quit the service. (Super shocking)

Two words: coordination problem.

But I don't think THAT would be appropriate. Who am I to say anyway?

absolutely cynical has become ALIVE. again.

2010-11-15T07:00:00.000-08:00

i know not many people pay a visit to my pathetic, lonely blog nowadays, so today i'm going to blog something i only shared with a friend called me.

note, I'm not complaining about charity work.

okay, first of all, I APOLOGISE for my absence during the last fellowship (when was it anyway?). Reason, I was doing community service in Kuantan (in which I felt more useful). That's why I was lost, confused and left out on (not mine) YOUR big day.

I experienced the so-called age gap. Look here guys, I know I'm still stuck in high school, (with all the lousy facilities,) but today marked the end point of my form four journey, and I'm another step closer to being a CAMPUS student.

I grew up, okay.

Dear 'Old people' (you know who)

I know you are older than me. You have attained adequate experience in blah blah blah, and I do not deny your superiority in blarh blarh blarh, nor am I trying to rebel against you.

But, I feel like you are excluding me from everything. Look, one day you will ALL grow OLD and that is the time YOUNG PEOPLE will have to take over, even outshine you until you go blind.

I'm young, inexperienced and lost. I'm young, just because I'm younger than you guys are. I am inexperienced, because of the years I have used to invest in my education, which I thought was my life. Now I have unwrapped myself, ever ready to absorb new things in. Did you notice that?

I'm lost, because you guys treat me like I'm dead.

No, I did not receive updates as requested, or even promised. Maybe it was wrong for me to wait for someone to send me the latest updates. Remember the time I stayed back for the little meeting with four of you?

Come to think of it, that meeting was held for the sake for something-- nothing.

But, I did not go for community service in Kuantan for nothing.

As usual, before I sign off, I admit that I am wrong for harboring such bitter feelings towards you guys since....like, when I was still an immature and irresponsible young kid? Maybe writing this post is a serious mistake too. But nobody's perfect after all.

signed,

Rou En

The absolutely cynical

ps. i will repent for my sins. you?

update

2010-08-25T05:09:00.000-07:00

Hey!

Time to throw away those boring reference books aside, it's time to bask in OUR youth, something we have been deprived of since the existence of school assessments.

Today

for someone like me who loses track of time during school, I packed up my things and left when I saw everyone doing so. Completely oblivious that it was still 1.30pm, I walked towards the back gate.

I was only supposed to leave at 2.10, and I had no idea that I subconsciously skipped class. Than I was told that the school made an abrupt decision that students are allowed to leave at 1.30.

Was that so?

What on earth happened to me, I wonder?

MOM what do you wanna eat?

2010-06-10T21:21:00.000-07:00

I'm bringing SEXY DUCK back tonight!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Because i was so tired of studying, i took random pictures

whole pile of work undone.

camphor

2010-06-10T21:01:00.000-07:00

See that? Do you see any similarities?

I hate people who waste their time clicking away that stupid camera button. What's so nice about it?

They pose in front of the camera like idiots, washing their time down the drain. Problem is, I find it hard to explore that complex little nutbrain in them, trying to figure out why cam whoring is as addictive as nicotine.

Sources claim that they get instant gratification. But I don't. It is ANNOYING. I have nothing against people taking pictures, but if they begin clicking away that camera button for the 20th time, that's cam whoring. It's the third sin after Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept the painful fact that you're NOT photogenic, cam whoring isn't the last alternative you must or should resort to. For example, me. I'm not photogenic, that's why I avoid taking unnecessary pictures.

Define the term 'necessary'. Facebook is rife with stupid youngsters cam whoring in toilets. Is that necessary? Is it necessary to have the same picture all over your photo album? Are you trying to appeal your stalkers?

Are you living in the delusion that people are obsessed with you?

you don't know how much it hurts

2010-06-06T08:02:00.000-07:00

i live in misery.
today i was so tired, sick of the arrogant attitude of ugly Malaysians, sick of their ignorance about the importance of punctuality. my productivity time was greatly consumed by selfish individuals whose lives reigned by hedonism-- their insatiable thirst for worldly enjoyment drove me up the wall.

As if money grew in their pockets.

I was on the verge of a severe emotional breakdown, and i certainly did breakdown. My heart was burning. I traveled back to the past, back when I was an insecure, shallow and sensitive young lady, searching for attention, appreciation and respect. I was foolish. I did stupid things. Unassuagable guilt compelled me to repent, and I changed. But they brought it back. They ruined everything.

I can't remember- but my mind could not, (or perhaps, a more appropriate word, should not) conjure any nostalgic memories. Did i step out, did I endeavor to fit myself in their social circle? Was there an empty slot which could fit my volatile temperament? Was it a thick sense of obligation monitoring the relationship?

It hurts everytime i think about it. The feeling is bitter.

I live in ignorance- I don't want to know how they are, where they are or if they ever existed.

But do they sense the hostility? Do they sense the gap between? Time has made it deeper and wider, and this is the fact I am trying to ignore.

tear me into pieces, so that i can roam in more places.

2010-04-03T07:36:00.000-07:00

MATAHARIANS: WHAT HAPPENED TO US?

2 Matahari of 2008
3 Matahari of 2009
4 MATAHARI of 2010

What I noticed recently---ALL of us are busy.

Some are busy, some are extremely busy, some are losing their sleep.

A lot are not in class. It's always like that. I see empty chairs, despite there were bags on it.
All of us are so busy, running up and down the whole school. Ko-ko, this that and many excuses.

When we were in form two, it wasn't like that. All of us were in class. Very little walking in and out. When one person cried, so many people cried together. When one person cracked a joke, everybody laughed.

Then, all this prefect stuff barged in. So many Mataharians started to be involved in school politics. Half of the class just wiped out bafore and after recess. Then there's pengawas nilam. Pengawas koperasi. 3 quarters of the class were involved in politics.

Now things are worse--- KRS, this club that club, this sport that sport, even I myself am busy with Koko. Jokes are seldom shared together-- as in together, everyone in the class.

What happened? A teacher once commented that our class was power crazy. It's like without Matahari, the whole school will malfunction.

I guess this is the fate of Mataharians.

exams

2010-03-11T22:29:00.000-08:00

5 MINUTES BEFORE CHEMISTRY EXAM STARTS
TEACHER: three students are missing. where are they?

STUDENTS IN CLASS:
Due to excessive consumption of H₂O, they are now excreting CH₄N₂O (urea), which has a molar mass of 60.06 g mol^−1.5 MINUTES BEFORE BIOLOGY EXAM STARTS
TEACHER: three students are missing. where are they?

STUDENTS IN CLASS:
Cellular metabolism generates numerous waste compounds, many rich in nitrogen, that require elimination from the bloodstream, so their kidneys have to extract the soluble wastes from the bloodstream, as well as excess water, sugars, and a variety of other compounds and store the waste products in the urinary bladder. As their urinary bladder is too full, they need to excrete urine through the urethra by urination.

5 MINUTES BEFORE PHYSICS EXAM STARTS
TEACHER: three students are missing. where are they?

STUDENTS IN CLASS:
The distance form the toilet to the class is 20 meters, if they travel to the tolilet and back to class again, their displacement will be zero. If the time taken for them to reach the toilet from the classroom is 5 seconds, their velocity is 4 m per s. If they sprint all the way from the toilet back to class, you'll see the beauty of possessing agility and youth. If they unfortunately bang into the headmaster, you'll see the beauty of physics.

5 MINUTES BEFORE MORAL EXAM STARTS
TEACHER: three students are missing. where are they?

STUDENTS IN CLASS:
Mereka tidak dapat sabar dan mengawal diri kerana terlalu banyak air kencing. Oleh itu, mereka tidak mengamalkan nilai toleransi.

hols

2010-02-15T23:17:00.000-08:00

A QUESTION I DON'T WANT TO HEAR AGAIN. EVER.
first she asked where did i stay, where were my parents. i answered my parents were not with me. then she asked me another question. her tone was casual, but boy, it was offensive.

hey people!!!

now you have a gluttonous holiday, it's my turn to tell my story.

new year holidays are hectic. well, hectic only for those rushing back to their hometowns. Me? i prefer to stay in KL, where everything is so quiet and serene.

The Grand Blue Wave hotel in Shah Alam had been busy the last three days, as the CNY conference was held there. I arrived The Grand Blue Wave on Monday (after a tiring 30 minute flight in the morning) with my friends.

Attending the CNY conference is something you can't screw, and it's not a place you can flaunt your LV handbag. I had been avoiding my old acquaintances, looking at the other direction as I felt their eyes were on me. Skipping all those cliched hello-how-do-you-do conversations wasn't hard. I was not anticipating a reunion, which will probably lead to heart wrenching goodbyes and "aw, i'm gonna miss you" hugs. Disgusting!

Yesterday (was it?) a woman who sat next to me during the conference asked me a question:
"are you married?"

i was horrified, mortified but not glorified. you i*oit, can't you tell that i'm still schooling! how degrading! people say that i look physically older than my biological age, but not that old!

As a civilised person, i had to maintain my dignity. I answered "no" politely, but i was fuming inside. I'm not going to bring my sister out shopping again, in case anyone asks me if i were her mother. If it happens, I'll break down and the whole KL will be flooded.

children are a pain. they always are. those rebellious brats can't keep still and yet some still adore them. I had to serve the children that night, surprisingly not that chaotic, but i was like a phantom haunting the room, as i had no idea what to do.

while i was still pissed of the oh-i-think-you-are-married-but-i-don't-see-a-ring-on-your-finger-don't-tell-me-you-accidentally-threw-it-in-the-incinerator event, this girl (not a child) came up to me and asked:
"do you know english?"

SARCASTIC ANSWER:
是, 我不会英文, 但是我从小接受英文教育, PMR 与 UPSR 时还在英文科里拿到 A
!!!!
yes, i don't know english, but i was English educated since young, and i scored an A in English in UPSR and PMR!

like i was thirsting for abasement that day!

-----------take a deep breath-------------------------

"yes". I didn't yell my sarcastic answer at her, but i was tempted to. she better not try to talk to me the next time i'm in a bad mood. I'll ask her:

"hey, you know how to talk, WOW!"

insomnia

2010-01-30T05:01:00.000-08:00

hey bu4ians, holidays are way over and assignments are calling out for us! i know, i know, it's so hard to fall asleep when anxiety grips your mind.

why i can't sleep? here's why

one. i have a math question in my head . yesterday i can't sleep because there're this math question i can't solve

4 mataharians, you guys should know which question. the question about some cyber club going on a trip. i find the question very confusing (page 39, form 4 mod math text book, the 9th question)

i found the answer, but i'm not sure whether my method is correct. the method i used is quite similar to the 6th question.

if you don't get me, i used a bit of the concept of function.

two. my neighbor's dogs. my brother actually thought there were cats and dogs. but not, there are only dogs. why can't my neighbor's dog tolerate with its own species? stupid dog.

i tell you, the dogs are crazy. there're even worse the little brats. they fight every day. wonder why the dogs have not fought to death yet.

three. guilt. (okay i confess) i skipped the church meeting today cause i was lazy, plus the youths from klang valley will be there, and it'll be quite big.

i have not be attending saturday youth meetings lately. can't blame my cousins for deciding to have their wedding days on saturday nights. sigh. this is bad.

don't you just WISH for the CNY hols to come?

buzz

2010-01-16T01:11:00.000-08:00

In cousin's house now. I overslept last night, leaving tons of assignments undone. all thanks to my cousin's wedding--- let me see-- which cousin? i don't know. What a huge failure i am.

THIS YEAR, I WILL BY ALL MEANS HELP GREEN HOUSE to get AT LEAST the second place .
I will sacrifice my sleep if i have to. dedication, people! we have to get the juniors into action!!!

besides bearing sleep deprivation, i'm ready to bid my ipod goodbye. GOODBYE PUSHING DAISIES AND BEYONCE! My brain cells will have to go through another torment-- let's see how much brain juice i can squeeze out this time.

about the new found charity club this year-- geez, it's so difficut setting up a club, and i'm going through ups and downs lately. the only option left is the proposal. is there anyone out there willing to share some ideas with me? i wonder, what's an ideal club supposed to be like? what type of activities appeal to the youngsters today? i need your opinions. feel free to critisize or comment.

PI-ANG. whoopeedo. who did it?

2009-12-31T04:47:00.000-08:00

2009 is almost over.... and let me see, HOW MANY new year resolutions i broke?
let's revise my 2009 new year resolutions....

1.Don't fall in love!-BROKEN. I was in love with wu chun, but i'm over him now. seriously.

2. Stop shaking legs while eating-at least i saved this. they say that only perverted people do that.

3. Microsoft is slow... Streamyx is slow... yeah so DON'T BANG THE INNOCENT KEYBOARD even though the computer hangs or...or ....(jeez) God-knows-what-will happen.- my hands are merciful. keyboard, you have had a lovely year. but i can't guarantee you another lovely year since you have been pms-ing lately .

4. Stop playing clubpenguin- i have already grown up, and i'm sick of bullying penguins

5. Try to like cats- still scared of them. but i didn't kick the canteen cat. i was, and am still nice to it.

Last one.... My darling rabbit, Gillian
I don't think my rabbit knows it's own name-- Gillian 'Gilliande' Francis Light Obama-Bush Danney Humphrey Lee. You may think it is not necessary because it's an old rabbit, but hey, you don't wanna die without knowing what's your name, right?
- broke this resolution, my rabbit does not give a fur about it's own name.

POP! breaths for sale, anyone?

2009-12-31T01:40:00.000-08:00

OH MY GOODNESS

i found out that the video of the exhibition meeting ( 结训展览) is on facebook!!!!! whoo hhoooo! finally someone uploaded it!!!
click here to hear us sing---- don't laugh. it takes weeks to practice it and i had to stand for one hour plus non stop. i can't say that we make a good choir team, but at least everyone exercised their spirits.

FLY

2009-12-22T05:11:00.000-08:00

oh, i forgot to tell you all, I'm leaving for China for a week. I won't be collecting my PMR results with you all----- but have fun!!!

* 我很相念训练的生活, 还有姊妹们..... 我很矛盾哩.

a (no more) jailbird that (does not) miss her key

2009-12-21T00:47:00.000-08:00

FACEBOOK------ in chinese----- 非死不可 ? 难怪他们说面书会漏掉生命...
hey people!
if you were wondering where i was in the past month, read on
I was in Miri, Sarawak attending the one month church training, and i dare say that i enjoyed the training a lot despite all the super super strict training.

I am actually proud to announce that for FOUR WEEKS, i did not even touch any computers or handphones. I did not even watch a minute's television. I was completely separated from the outside world--- I had no idea what was going on in this world as I was not allowed to read the newspaper.

going to the one month training was no joke--- there were strict and rigid rules, like:

1)no loose talk. (他们所谓的闲话) LOOSE TALK--- ranges from your favorite celebrities to your pet dog at home.

2) fold your own blankets--- the notorious TOFU STYLE! Do you know how the blanket was supposed to look like?

there! this looks more like one. i know, i know, it's a brick. the TOFU BLANKET is a brick. well, a soft one. the edges MUST BE 90 degrees, and the surface of the blanket must be even smoother the a baby's skin. this is the famous 豆腐被

3) everyone was assigned to do public cleaning--- and we had to make sure the place was SERIOUSLY CLEAN--i mean it-- not even a speck of dust must be seen. I ended up crawling on the floor, cleaning tile by tile in 20 MINUTES.

4) there was once when i forgot to check my luggage (which i put on the floor)--- I lost some marks just because it was tilted 4 degrees. 他们嫌我行李厢歪.......

however, i still feel happy because throughout the whole month, i washed my own clothes, ironed my own shirt, made my own bed and washed my own dishes. now, no one can call me 大小姐!!!

here are some stuff i did there:

1. exams 考试
i had to memorize the outlines of the messages in a few days.i failed in the first exam, and they made me take the exam again. I passed, and i did really well in the 2nd exam, so they gave me 15 dollars to spend in the gospel book room.

2. sundays are my days
that's because sunday is the day i can go out. plus, there's love feast on sunday nights!!!
seriously, people in miri CAN COOK. I LOVE THEIR FOOD IT'S SO SO SO NICE I FEEL LIKE EATING IT NOW OH MY GOODNESS. the food they prepared is even better than a five star hotel buffet-- i was piling my plate with the sumptuous food there and gained extra calories.
who cares? the bedrooms are at the fourth floor-- i had to climb four flights of stairs four to five times daily. i love the church members in Miri!
美里的圣徒, 我爱你们!!!

3. i sang my lungs out
on the last day of training we had to sing 3 songs, and all of the trainees had to stand for 1 and a half hour non stop during the rehearsals. On the last day, i went to this very nice and big meeting hall for the exhibition meeting. after that i went to this brother's house for lunch--- his house-okay not house, mansion was beside the sea, and it has like, five floors, a swimming pool and most of all, the cool sea breeze.

4. laugh... sometimes
有一次姊妹们在洗衣服, 弟兄们在房间里练习唱结训的歌, 他们唱走音了, ( 走音到蛮离谱) 我听了觉得很好笑. 姊妹们就大声地呼喊主名, 盖过他们的歌声. 不晓得弟兄们知道不知道, 但有位弟兄大声说: 主啊, 赦免他们, 因为他们不知道他们在做什么. 那晚笑到我要死.

conclusion..... i enjoyed the training, and i look forward to attend the 3 months training 2 years later. Praise the Lord! I do not need a priest or pastor to confess my sins. I do not need to kneel in front of any cross to pray. There is no need for popes and nuns. The bible is open to everyone, not only popes. The church has fallen, and we have to recover our first love to the Lord. He is coming back soon, and we have to be the anti testimony of this evil age. I realise, that i need to give myself for the lord's move. I hope i have a chance to take part in the gospel work, as i have a busy schedule ahead.
I am very blessed, that's all i have to say.

look up the sky-- what do you see? you see a beautiful rainbow, i see dark clouds

2009-11-21T03:36:00.000-08:00

GOODBYE PEOPLE. I WILL BE GONE FOR GOOD. you won't see me for a long, long time. (you think i'm transferring to another school?)

dear blog,
i'm leaving. heard that? i'm leaving. no, i'm not going on vacation. i'm leaving alone, without my family-- to a place where no one knows or understands me. Don't freak, i wont be away for long. i don't have the heart to leave everything behind.

i will be leaving---- my mom bought the plane ticket months ago. boy, this is going to be a lonely flight. a flight i dread for months.

i will be leaving--- perhaps, to have a little taste of boarding school--perhaps to realise the reason of my existence? this is lame.

it's a good thing i learnt how to complete some basic house chores. i have to be independent. this is just another small, tiny step of my life. this would be nothing compared to ns, something i have feared and dreaded all along.

i sacrifice my holidays, entertainments and so on for this. sigh. this is saaaaaaaaaaad. No more playing for me. Bye people, have fun while i'm GONE!!!

is 2012 the end?

2009-11-18T19:55:00.000-08:00

i'm very annoyed by the fact that the world is going to die in 2012.
just because of the Mayan calender? Come on!!! you think those Mayans can keep on writing their calender forever? No!

whether they like it or not, they HAVE to stop writing their calender on a date...(look at the bright side---they ran out of ink or whatever.) Besides, we humans have no right to decide when the world will end. We have caused so much pollution, forgetting the fact that our fate lies in Mother Nature.

I believe the world is going to end one day (as prophesied in the bible) but this matter is in God's hands. This is the reason why i don't want to watch 2012. I'm annoyed with the director, whoever he or she is. About water here and there and everything. In the bible, God faithfully promised Noah that He'll not send another flood.

Genesis 9:11
And I establish My covenant with you, that never again will all flesh be cut off by the waters of flood, and never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.

dear diary

2009-11-17T21:46:00.000-08:00

MONDAY
Dear diary, I passed by my neighbor's house yesterday and I saw this huge mouse trap. Finally, they stopped blaming the baby on the missing food. Today, i see something in the mouse trap. (hurray! ) To my surprise, the thing inside isn't a mouse. It is a CAT.

TUESDAY
Dear diary, there's something wrong with microsoft. Pity that Bill Gates is a high school drop out. If he finished schooling, i bet he could have created Windows Vista (that does not hang) right away.

WEDNESDAY
Dear diary, I saw them making out. don't get me wrong, I wasn't the peeping tom. They were at the front gate! The male was on top of the female. They were........they were....ordinary house flies.

THURSDAY
Dear diary, i wanted to post a love story i read in a book on my blog, but it disappeared, leaving me so frustrated. I can't say that it's a modern version of Romeo and Juliet, but if Juliet leaves Romeo for Paris, then I can say that it's more like it.

FRIDAY
Dear diary, my mom was using the Macbook to surf the net and she thought she was using Internet explorer running on Windows Vista.

SATURDAY
Dear diary, i feel so sad because humans are contributing to GLOBAL WARMING every SECOND. Don't deny- don't deny!!! You're exhaling carbon dioxide now! Hah!

SUNDAY
Dear diary, my ipod officially died today. I can still remember a few years ago when it experienced menopause-- well, "menopause"-- means that when it starts to PMS (not exactly PMS, but i call it so because of it's brittle temper) and everything. can't blame it though.
It's stopped working, and i knew that it's time is up. Rest In Peace, my ipod. Farewell! (though i'm uncertain whether there's such thing as ipod Heaven, but as long as you don't go to hell, i'm okay with it. Wherever you're going, good luck!)

chanel

2009-11-08T04:29:00.000-08:00

now we all know why edward cullen fell for bella swan---BELLA USES CHANEL. THE IRRESISTIBLE CHANEL PERFUME.

i always knew, someone like bella needs some dirty tactics.

So, imagine if ALL THE GIRLS in the school uses chanel? oh, that would be so saaaaaad for edward cullen. He'll crack, Jasper will scream, Rosalie will be cursing around, Emmett will be trashing the BMW, and Alice will be running around like a mad cow.

and it'll be even more sad for isabella marie swan. seems like she has got loads for competition...

okay, okay, i've said too much. i can smell your hatred. after all, it's just another parody of twilight.

p.s. i'm still waiting for more replies regarding my previous post. no replies? i'm going alone!

wanna test your stamina?

2009-11-08T03:34:00.000-08:00

to the one reading this now

i heard that many are interested in parkour and stuff like that to test your agility and stamina after PmR.

what's new? i have heard of this skytrex-adventure thing, and it's a place in Taman Pertanian, Shah Alam where you can have fun- "the parkour fun". according to the website, there're many "challenges"--

like flying on the “Sky-crawl“. there's an activity that will take the participants from tree to tree via series of aerial obstacles suspended at 3 meters to 22 meters in the air.

......and more stuff like that which kicks your adrenaline active.

EXHILARATING, i would say. Don't tell me this sounds like another game for kiddies.
Those challenges there are designed to push yourself to the limit, and if you're not fit enough, you're going home with a muscle strain.

It's certainly, tough. you'll be hearing your muscles screaming. but that's what we like, isn't it?

INTERESTED? IF you are, tell me, cause i would like to organize a trip there.
click HERE for more details.

oh, by the way,
there's few types of challenges, the first one is a mild one for kids. i propose we take the Big Thrill--
This circuit consists of 23 thrilling challenges with various level of difficulty raging from
“easy“ to “very difficult“. With some of the platforms reaching the height of 17 meters, feel the adrenaline while crossing the “Crazy Zig-Zag“ and flying on the “Sky-crawl“ at the Bermuda Triangle. Hold your breath while crossing “The Earthquake“, test your ability to leap at the “Happy Hopper“ and end the adventure with the grand finale, the 100 meters “Wild Revenge“ which will take you to the finishing platform at an exhilarating speed.

Time to complete: 1.5 hours to 2 hours
Minimum height requirement: 1.4 m
Maximum weight: 100 kg

if you think that this challenge is too mild for you, we can take the Extreme Challenge.

so, what do you think?

...........................beeeep

2009-10-30T03:09:00.001-07:00

laugh at me if you want, but i fell in love with........
with...............
with.....................
an old song.
a very song

the song title is 情人的眼淚 (演唱：姚蘇蓉)

为什么要对你掉眼泪
你难道不明白为了爱
只有那有情人眼泪最珍贵
一颗颗眼泪都是爱都是爱
要不是有情郎跟我要分开
我眼泪不会掉下来掉下来
好春才来
春花正开
你怎舍得说再会
我在深闺望穿秋水
你不要忘了我情深深如海

i seriously recommend you to listen to this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tlU1TS_nTE

no offense, but songs nowadays are shit. yes, shit.
i get annoyed by songs that don't mean a thing. HOw do you write a song's lyrics in this new era?

by crapping. yes, the tunes may be catchy, but a few years later, you'll find nothing from it. modern singers don't even know half of the things they're singing.

some of them don't even know how to sing. i have listened to so many songs where the singers are just mumbling out the lyrics. practically inaudible.
BUT WHO CARES IF THEY HAVE A GOOD PRODUCER?

farewell, science form 1,2 and 3

2009-10-16T23:50:00.000-07:00

TIME PASSES SO FAST, it seems like we were sitting in the classroom, listening to Pn. Aminah babbling about science YESTERDAY.

TODAY, I had an intensive revision on science..... on MSN.

Kenneth the Great™ just sent you a nudge.

Kenneth the Great™ says:
lalala

Rou en. says:
yes?

Kenneth the Great™ says:
no?

rou en. says:
yes and no

Kenneth the Great™ says:
i duno

Rou en. says:
neutral?

Kenneth the Great™ says:
acidic

Rou en. says:
nope
alkaline

Kenneth the Great™ says:
titration

Rou en. says:
universal indicator

Kenneth the Great™ says:
neutralisation

Rou en. says:
sodium hydroxide

Kenneth the Great™ says:
hydrochlric acid

Rou en. says:
AND WATER!!!
I WIN I WIN

Kenneth the Great™ says:
burette

Rou en. says:
conical flask

Kenneth the Great™ says:
retort stand

Rou en. says:
oh shoot
let me have my lunch first

Kenneth the Great™ says:
hv fun~
enjoy ur shark fin soup
money queen

Rou en. says:
i did not have shark fin

Kenneth the Great™ says:
so fast?
lol whut did u eat man?

Rou en. says:
i had hydrochloric acid

Kenneth the Great™ says:
nice
i'm eager to see ur green tongue on tues

Rou en. says:
nope. it's supposed to be YELLOW
but never mind.
i need to drink milk of magnesia
NEUTRALISATION

small stories of my life 生活小事

2009-10-13T05:53:00.000-07:00

number one. 风萧萧兮考试寒, 我的分数一去兮不复还
I want my marks back.

let's start with my bahasa malaysia paper.
The day before PMR started, i was doing last minute revision (as usual)

I came across this question about KERIS. I learnt that if someone takes his keris out, the term which names the action is MENGHUNUS.

As i flipped open the PMR paper... cheng cheng cheng..... MY SPIRITS FLEW UP TO THE HIGHEST HEAVEN as i read the first question. Jackpot! It's about keris!

I got happy too fast. The question was about keris, yes, BUT THAT DUDE IS KEEPING THE KERIS!!! NOT TAKING IT OUT!

My spirits dropped from the highest heaven to the lowest hell.
I get lucky sometimes, but not a 100 percent lucky.

number two
c0nfus1ng textb00k5.

I got this from the kemahiran hidup textbook.

PVC (POLYVINYL CHLORIDE)

KEKUATAN: 1. KUAT DAN TAHAN LAMA
2.RINGAN, KERAS, KUKUH

KELEMAHAN: (guess what?) MUDAH PECAH.

how-am-i-supposed-to-understand-that-

don't believe me? check your KEMAHIRAN HIDUP FORM TWO TEXT BOOK (if you have not thrown it away) PAGE 7

number three

我爱我的国家, 但是我的国家不爱我
i love my country, but my country does not love me

oh, the joy of one sided love.
But seriously, do you think that the ONE MALAYSIA THING IS WORKING?

WELL, we seem to like it.
for example:

1. we have H1N1
SEE THAT? even the ONENESS can be found in the virus. see how the ONE MALAYSIA thing is working?

2. formula ONE
The sepang race track-- Malaysians just can't stop bragging about it.

3.

ONE UTAMA! i know, i know. your second home. our second home.
one card, one world, one, one, one....

4. We, malaysians, seem to LOVE the whole one Malaysia thing. We love it SO MUCH, we even include it in our daily communication.
for example:

hey, why so weird wan?
he very happy wan!
nobody goes to school wan!

wow, our prime minister must have been working very hard to make this one Malaysia thing a success.

the ambitious SIDE

2009-08-20T23:58:00.000-07:00

WHAT I WANT TO BECOME WHEN I GROW UP

1. fashion designer

this won't work cuz i have no idea about the latest fashion and stuff like that, and I don't like shopping. Okay, okay, i have no fashion sense. But it's weird, cuz i like designing gowns and dresses.

*BUT if i get famous, i may get to meet wu chun! oh, btw, speaking abt him, i realized that i missed his birthday. see what happens when I study too hard?

Oh no, I forgot. I hate to sew.
Fashion designer is off the list.

2. Doctor (don't smile)

It's stupid. I think I screwed my science paper, and yet I aspire to become a doctor. Maybe I 'll be a surgeon. But who wants a surgeon who scores B for science?
Doctor? off the list.

3. national athlete
Been training hard, I mean, i like running, but i don't think... okay you know what? forget it, since I'm going to the gym for another reason now (and I'm so not going to tell you what's the reason cuz you will laugh at me) whatever. The reason is really really really stupid.
national athlete off the list.

4. Something to do with MATHS

i like maths. truth is, i can't wait to learn add maths. but i don't think i would want to become an architect.
Math teacher? no way. directly off the list.

5. cook
i like to cook, but i don't know how to cook. weird huh? If i become a cook, i think my boss would fry me before i can even fry something.
Cook off the list.

maybe i'll just be myself for a while.

money... how funny can it be?

2009-07-18T07:15:00.000-07:00

HOW TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN BUSINESS

must- have -tips especially during global economical crisis.

1. Just because you're blind, doesn't mean your customers are blind. trust me, if they can find a hundred splinters in your eye, they can see more.

2. Be smarter than a dog.

3. don't get yourself entangled with emotional issues.

4. Lastly....Be more creative.

why bahasa malaysia?

2009-07-11T07:02:00.000-07:00

Got this from another website, so if you want to sue somebody for the following contents, good luck finding the original writer of 'em

One day, Malaysia decided to send our space tourist with Russian spacecraft. The mission is to see how tasty the roti canai and teh tarik in the space ...

during the experiment, our space tourist feel the roti canai is too spicy ... he feel suffering and request his Russian counterpart to provide some water ... so he said .... "Abang, tolong bagi sikit air ... pedas, pedas" ... the Russian cannot understand and replied ... "What? What you mean" ...

our space tourist cannot stand for it and keep shouting ... "AIR, AIR, AIR" ... the Russian stood and finally he understand and replied ... "No AIR in the space, we breath using oxygen tank !" ... due to the miss communication, both of them fighting in the spacecraft and cause some damages ...

the Russian aware of the damage and quickly find the EMERGENCY button to save himself .... and now left only the Malaysian space tourist who trapped in the spacecraft ... so he tried to find is there any button labeled with "LARI" or "CABUT" or "KECEMASAN" ... unfortunately he cant find any ...

so the Malaysian space tourist call back to the command center to ask for help ... since he cant speak English so he just shouted ... "tolong, tolong, tolong" ... the American, Russian, Japan and Chinese engineers in the command center could not understand ... then the American engineer said ... "i think the Malaysian space tourist is too excited and shouting happily ... first time exploring the space is definitely an excited experience ... why dont we also shout together to show that we also happy?" ... so the engineers in the command center replied and shout loudly ... "tolong, tolong, tolong"

at the end ... no one "tolong" the Malaysian space tourist .. and due to the lack of English knowledge, he not able to operate the spacecraft ... and at the end .... he lost in space together with the multi-million dollar spacecraft ...

the story above is for people who are not in technical field, and could not understand what is the roles of English in the technical/engineering/science industries ...

The ministry of education is supporting students to make good use of ICT in order to improve their studies, and yet they decided to teach Science and Math in BM.

Who is going to help us to translate all the information from the internet? WHO???

Type "elekrik" on google. How many results can you get?

Try typing "electric" instead. How many results can you get?

PIG.. .....

2009-06-26T06:10:00.000-07:00

A Malay teacher told me:

Lucu tak? Manusia dijangkiti selesema babi! Manusia ialah manusia, babi ialah babi! Sekarang ada H1N1, semua orang susah! Pelik tak? Manusia ada selesema babi! ada selesema burung! Tak patutlah!

H1N1 caused such a major choas worldwide, yet some people are just getting too creative.
For example:

Introducing the new H1NIKEN

wEAR ON your masks, people, and HAVE A NICE DAY

I would like to answer your questions

2009-06-13T23:17:00.000-07:00

To, the curious people who love to pour questions on me. for non muslims only.

FAQ
What is the purpose of man? Why is man on this earth today? Why must man exist?
If there is God, what does He want me to do???

Now, some stubborn people asked me,

God is so almighty: why not make it simple and just manifest to man that man may know him easily? For example, announce the Earth will stop rotating for a few minutes? He does not do so, and that's why so many people do not believe in god's existence!

Answer: The only way to understand God is for God to reveal Himself to us. It pleases God to reveal Himself to man, and the way man to know God exists. Don't believe? Look at the wondrous magnificent skies, the geography of the earth, these often causes man to sense the existence of God deep within him.

"For the invisible things of Him, both His eternal power and divine characteristic, have been clearly seen since the creation of the world, being perceived by the things made, so that they would be without excuse" Romans 1:20

Think how wondrous you are, who created you? Do you know that the hair in, on and out of the body grows downward, except the hair in the throat which grows upward . If the hair in the throat grows downwards, we would suffocate due to the inability to discharge phlegm. Who created us this way?

God put so many of His masterpieces into us, how can we say that God did not "manifest" to us?

The scientist who once claimed that man evolved from monkeys redrew his saying near his deathbed.

unsatisfied with my answer?

i got these frm the Mystery of Human Life, published by Living Stream Ministry:

God's Plan
God has a plan. this plan has everything to do with man. In the Bible, this plan is called God's economy. God's economy is just God's entire plan for man. It explains the origin and destiny of man as well as the meaning of human existence.

What is God's economy???
God wants to enter into man's spirit, to become his content and his satisfaction.
This is the purpose of human existence! You are not merely created to contain food in your stomach, or contain knowledge in your mind, but you are created to contain God in your Spirit.
We are vessels of God. That means that we must contain God. God wants to be our content. As bottles are made to contain water, we are made to contain God.
It is no wonder that knowledge, wealth, pleasure, and accomplishment can never satisfy you, for you were created to contain God!!

Contain God in my spirit? I have no spirit in my body, for goodness sake. I study science, okay!!

-FAQ

It may seem impossible to you, but I would like to tell you something. I have seen saints who called on the name of the Lord continuously for 30 minutes. Some even cried. Without such a spirit, it is impossible for man to have such response by just repeating 3 words over and over again.
They had opened their spirit to contact God.

gloooooooooooooooooooooooooopeeeeeee

2009-06-12T05:17:00.000-07:00

I love this picture. It's so sweet.

School's starting in a few days. PMR is also coming (oh noes).

I did something stupid today. I put marshmallows in the fridge!!! How silly. When I wanted to eat them with melted chocolate (yum yum), they were like rocks. I have been eating so much sweet stuff, and the word "diabetes" is starting to scare me. Really, somebody have to put a lock at the fridge.

holidays

2009-06-04T05:33:00.000-07:00

I remember, when I was in Form one (or std 6?) someone challenged me to memorize 1000 bible verses before I graduate from high school.

I totally forgot about it. But I take this challenge and I know it isn't going to be easy. One verse consists about 30 words. I heard some ppl can memorize 100 verses in 6 days. Gosh, their brain must be like sponges (I'm so jealous).

Anyways, I stayed in this private school called Sri Suria for 5 days, and I say, though the facilities there are way better than my school's, (air cond! swimming pool! tiled floors! big big basketball court!) but those ppl working in the canteen there are freakin kiam siap.

The food there, hmmm.... sometimes delicious; sometimes I can tell that it's "chinchai chinchai" prepared... AND THERE'S ALWAYS NOT ENOUGH FOOD. But at least, I was spiritually full. Hallelujah.

Oh, guess what? I cried on the last night there (not because I'm homesick).... I mean, all of us cried. What a tragic life have we.... That night I cannot sleep. I felt really disturbed. That sad sad story was seriously stuck in my head. For ten minutes, I did not dare to move. I was freaking scared! I mean, I locked the door, I was sure, but why do I still hear that sound..... Gah. Woke up sleepy eyed.

I confess, that we have been gossiping about someone. Someone I don't really like. I know we're not supposed too (cuz it's really bad), but everyone is talking. Even some guys. Some people wanted to avoid such gossip, but they were..... hinting some stuff here and there. I know, you know, everybody knows. But many just don't like talking about it. Then I would like to tell you,
so do I! You think I like it? You think I want it?

Gossiping is bad. Love your enemies, so I shall now on avoid idle talk. I shall use my time properly. So if you're talking abt it, you better stop now.

* oh, and Elim, your sisters are so cute

you may not want to read this

2009-05-29T06:15:00.000-07:00

remind me next time-- don't ever let anyone touch my front hair

Ugh! I should't have went to that barber!!! WTH, he made me look freakin gay.

Next time, I shall cut my front hair on my own. Cuz no one really knows how I want my fringe to be like.

Feel like exploding............. I think my blood is boiling now. I want to scream. Why? Everyone is being a nitwit ever since I came home. Feel like yelling at them. Or stranggle them. Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.....

i'm getting angry now. Feel like losing my temper and burn the entire world.

somebody, give me some ice.

such reality

2009-05-29T01:54:00.000-07:00

ANOTHER reason not to get married
Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

2009-05-28T06:42:00.000-07:00

This is what happens when I get bored. I do stupid things.

Today, I had nothing to do, so I took out my science notebook and colored some pictures I drew in it.

Now, my science note book is COLORFUL and I have to admit, I had some fun

I know, I'm being gay.

Because next week, I have to bid freedom goodbye. Oh noes oh noes oh noes.....
Will be unavailable for 5 days. Don't ask. Just wish me good luck.

warning: you may get offended by this post

2009-05-27T04:49:00.000-07:00

Okay.

New Moon's comming out. If you're planning to watch it, please tell me you're lying.
Why? Cuz I don't understand why won't so many girls are obsessively infatuated with a guy who doesn't wash his hair.

Oh, and even he himself admits that he is not suitable for the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight.
I agree. I totally agree. He's more suitable to play Charlie (Bella's dad). I don't mind that.

Or, he can play the poor old hag that got killed by Victoria.

Gaspard Ulliel

They were considering to give him the role of Edward Cullen. They really should. I mean, Gaspard looks so much better that "the almighty" Robert Pattinson.

He and Kristen (she only looks gorgeous with EXCESSIVE makeup) made me hate Twilight. Screw you Twilight movie fans (no offense).

btw, i heard there's this website called script or something like that, and it contains (apparently) all the stuff you need for kerja khusus. Can't find it though.

war

2009-05-04T04:14:00.000-07:00

I didn't know, that a war can take place without Hitler.
That's what happened today ....

*post deleted due to current state of affairs. Sorry!!!!

dreading

2009-04-12T05:46:00.000-07:00

There's no real aim in my life.
I really missed last week. Well, kindof.

EMPTY.

So I have to suffer for SIX MONTHS. PMR's in October.

after PMR, what else? nothing.

The cycle repeats.
2009 year end holidays, then after that I will be in Form Four, anxiety returns when Sports Day is around the corner, then WHAT?

oh I almost forgot. Exams. Ha-ha.

When I'm in form five, I'll spend the whole year continuously tortured by SPM, peer pressure and more, MORE, MORE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dolphin

2009-04-02T02:52:00.000-07:00

ONe night

My dad, brother, little sister and I were watching desperate housewives.

(on tv) A man picks up a blue packet from the floor)

Lil sis: What's that?

Bro: ~duh~

Me : condom.....

Lil sis: (turns to me and my bro) What's a condom?

My brother and I were laughing.

Helpless, she turned to my dad.

"Dad, what's a condom?"

Dad: (embarrassed) family planning.

It's hard to prevent young minds from being corrupted. For example:

This picture is a test to determine whether you have a corrupted mind. If you see an intimate couple, and you really can't find six dolphins in six seconds, your mind is seriously corrupted.

So, why don't you stop watching love movies from now onwards and start looking at dolphins for a change?

save mother earth

2009-03-27T01:32:00.000-07:00

It's earth hour tomorrow!

Yet Fahrenheit disappointed me.

They have a concert tomorrow at 8 pm! Coincidence? I don't think so. When everyone will be turning off their lights in support for earth hour, they will be singing their heads off in the stadium with zillion of lights on. (Do you think they would sing with the lights off?)

(though i still think wu chun is hot) I simply can't help but to start perceiving Fahrenheit as selfish.
They're too busy singing and seeing money pouring in their pockets to hear the earth MOURNING.

So don't be selfish, (like, *EHEM* some people) and turn your lights off at 8.30 pm tomorrow.

Though it will be dark, but the light from the kindness in your heart will shine and spread warmth to the whole world.

today

2009-03-25T03:26:00.000-07:00

persaingan today

though not the finals my expectations were high
or perhaps, too high?

I was shaking
then that annoying sound from the God-knows-what-horn-like-thing was heard
I tried to sing in my head- music makes people run
But my mind went blank. BLANK.

I heard people yelling
Li Qi was shouting
My lungs were bursting
I wanted to stop. I really wanted to stop.

Summoning my last ounce of strength, I ran forward...................

Too complicated?

2009-03-09T05:18:00.000-07:00

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said,
'Hey, look towards sky, what you see?'

The Lone Ranger replied, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What does that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Then he turned to his friend and asked:
What does it tell you, Tonto?'

Tonto answered:
'You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole the tent !'

So think simple. Simplicity is a bliss.
Keep things simple, and have a nice day!!!

-sunday-

2009-02-28T22:17:00.000-08:00

PERJANJIAN MSN 1 MARCH 2009
1)LEE ROU EN MUST REMOVE THE POST (28FEB 2009)
2)YEAP KENG HAN MUST NoT SPAM LEE ROU EN
3)ANYoNE WHO BREAKS THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATED ABOVE HAS TO COMPENSATE THE OTHER PARTY BY 'BELANJA' HE OR SHE 'MAKAN'

wrote by : Keng Han aka Sejarah fanatic
disagreed by: Rou En
and
ignored by: Rou En

p/s.... Wu chun, will you please UPDATE your blog?

alarm clock

2009-02-27T04:12:00.000-08:00

heh heh sorry for not updating my blog lately...

Question-- what's wrong with my alarm clock/

Keng han seems to be the only one having problems with it....

-MSN-

Kenneth says:
but i put smthg in my personal message

Kenneth says:
read i

Kenneth says:
it*

Kenneth just sent you a nudge.

(looks at his personal message)
There wrote: "Rou en's alarm is from pasar malam"

Hahaha. So I edited mine too.

"NO, my alarm clocj is from IKEA. Keng Han is from pasar malam though."

tsk tsk.

! *rou en*! says:
lol

! *rou en*! says:
why dont u read mine too

Then he changed his personal msg again.

Rou En's 'pasar malam' brand alarm clock is a bomb which is about to explode

(wow, that was a nice simile.)

So, I changed mine too.
yea, EXPLODE. THAT MEANS BYE BYE KENG HAN. YOU'RE GONE. and dont come back

Kenneth says:
yea, i've gone to america

Kenneth says:
to run away from ur bomb

! *rou en*! says:
bye! Hope those victims of the global financial crisis there don't rob you....

ps. My alarm clock may be anoying, but it's definitely not pasar malam brand. Never mind if you think it is irritating. I'm not bringing it in the next comming exam. Watches are better. :-)

CNY

2009-01-29T00:05:00.000-08:00

Chinese New Year is BORING (well, except receiving those ang paus, maybe).

I'm starting to hate chinese new year now... And if you ask me how I spent my CNY holidays, I will answer....

Does watching TV (and sleeping) count?

boring, boring, boring. I didn't even get to play a single fire cracker!

Oh, and I don't appreciate abalone. High class leeches, remember? I don't like those expensive chinese food or whatever monk jump over the wall crap.

Supposed to go home on Thursday, but I (sort of) pretended to be sick so my dad decided to go home on Wednesday.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyways I just found out that my grandmother passed away because of smoking... (Whoa, I don't think I would want to smoke anymore)

Problem is, smoking seems.... fun?

So I tried to be OPTIMISTIC.
If I died because of smoking, it can be (er......) a family tradition (you know)

I mean, in every generation, there'll be someone who dies because of smoking..... You smoke, I smoke, you die, I also die. What a nice family tradition.

But conclusion is, I will not smoke for the sake of my lungs.
So don't tell me if somebody found out a way to extract nicotine from a cigarette smoke... I may change my mind.

Cha Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

2009-01-23T21:30:00.000-08:00

Cha Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

One day, cha siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat cha siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

Cha Siew Pau loose the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;- Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.

So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on Spaghetti that Spaghetti cant say a word,

Spaghetti then scream... 'what did I do? I don't even know you all'..

Then the cha siew pau say..

'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!!'

ps. It's been a long time since "siew pau" was mentioned....

scream

2009-01-09T06:08:00.002-08:00

Today is only the ninth day of 2009, and I already broke a new year resolution. Gee, I think I'm even faster than Edward Cullen.

I broke the very first new year resolution (please read my previous post about it). Well, kind of. And it is VERY ANNOYING, VERY VERY ANNOYING. I mean, I didn't want to like him!!! But.... I will get over him one day. Cuz I know I have like, zero percent chance?

You wanna know who? Give you a hint--- I just linked his blog to mine today. Check it out yourself.

f*ck

2009-01-02T21:43:00.001-08:00

You know, the famous four letter word which starts which a "F" .... Your favorite word, isn't it?

Well, (apparently) this is the origin of the four letter word you use to hear....

In ancient England, people could not have sex without the consent of the King. When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a sign to hang on their door when they had sexual relations.

The sign read....

Fornication Under Consent of the King

I received this from an email, and I am not sure whether this is true or not, but I'm not responsible if your mother comes yelling at me saying that I taught you something bad or whatever. Just thought you should know.

Resident evil: degeneration

2008-12-23T04:06:00.000-08:00

Resident Evil: Degeneration, is the first full-length CG animation feature based upon Capcom's Resident Evil video game series. It is set seven years after the Racoon city incident( the whole city was infected by the T-virus) and adds to the existing stories.

I watched it yesterday, and wow, the animation was AWESOME!!! Characters in there look so real! However, the plot kinda sucked.

Let's start with Leon S. Kennedy

He looks ugly in the movie.... He looks better in the game. And I don't know why, they didn't include Ada Wong in.

She look cool right? She's a really tough person and yes, she is cool. I like her outfit. Looks like "Cheongsam". And guess what, Leon actually likes Ada Wong.

If you play Resident evil 4, Leon told Ashley that Ada is "a part of me I can't let go". But I don't think Ada knows, cuz it's not obvious at all...... Leon is always so calm....

Besides, Leon is flirtatious. In Resident evil: degeneration, he went like, lovey-dovey with the two females (Angela and Claire), whereas in the game, he called Ashley "sweetheart" or something like that....... When his true love is actually Ada.

I heard Leon and Ada got married in the end.... I'm not sure but I don't think people like Leon deserves Ada.... She's too cool for him.

New Year Resolutions

2008-12-21T05:22:00.000-08:00

Everybody!!! Honeymoon is OVER!
2009 coming.... Ahhh I'm so gonna hate this year screw PMR.....
No more honeymoon year.... :(

These are my new year resolutions... (I think I broke them all already, but I'll tell you anyway)

1.Don't fall in love!
Yea, but I'm not changing my msn display picture..... And don't get me wrong, I'm not in love with that Wu Zun... I just think he is hot (and kinda lala)

*Btw, I went 1u with my family yesterday, and there's this Fahrenheit poster there with Wu Zun in it... my mom said Wu Zun looks pretty......because she thought he's a girl....

2. Stop shaking legs while eating
My habit... Got worse after hearing that shake shake song from metrostation or whatever

3. Microsoft is slow... Streamyx is slow... yeah so DON'T BANG THE INNOCENT KEYBOARD even though the computer hangs or...or ....(jeez) God-knows-what-will happen.
(sheesh) I think I might as well don't use the computer.

4. Stop playing clubpenguin
I love to bully other penguins, but there're always lame questions like....

I would gladly click yes.

5. Try to like cats
I hate them ever since a stray cat killed my cute little bunny... But somehow I am convinced that cats are kinda adorable..

Last one.... My darling rabbit, Gillian
I don't think my rabbit knows it's own name-- Gillian 'Gilliande' Francis Light Obama-Bush Danney Humphrey Lee. You may think it is not necessary because it's an old rabbit, but hey, you don't wanna die without knowing what's your name, right?

Toast!

2008-12-16T00:27:00.000-08:00

Ever heard of Toastmasters club before? It's some kinda club teaching you how to speak or something like that....(NOT about toasting bread, NOT about cooking)

My mom wanted me to go to the club's seminar, as she thinks that I'm not outspoken and I always tend to act like I have a gold bar in my mouth bla bla bla... So on 13 to 14 December, I attended their so called 'Youth Leadership Program".

Everyone have to make speeches there, and oh, they also bought KFC for us! During lunch time they bought us to an Indian restaurant and we can order anything we like (they'll settle the bill for us) and we had big apple doughnuts.... (I knew my dad did't pay RM120 for nothing)

Pictures........

(See the box?) They're eating Big Apple's doughnuts.....
(Clockwise from left) Li Leng from Melbourne, Australia , Aaron Pek, Kevin Chai, A facilitator whose name I forgot, and (omg) I forgot the last two boy's names... But I remember that they're both going to Catholic High next year.

Cherie making a speech.

A new friend I met, and her name is Sue Yin. She's from Yuk Chai too.

Everybody................. Well, I cut myself out from this photo (You know, Photoshop)

Lamer joke

2008-12-11T23:43:00.000-08:00

Came back from Teluk Batik.
Where else? I went to the beach, and i saw this small kid with a blue colour swimming tube round his waist... like this....

Out of pure boredom, I asked my brother,
"What's blue and looks like grass?"

What's your guess? Well, the answer is the swimming tube. I lied about the grass.
Finally, I found an even lamer joke.

closing down the blog

2008-12-01T22:10:00.000-08:00

Hey,
I'm considering if I should close down my blog (or just stop writing any further posts) after Christmas this year. If I really want to do so, my next two (or three) posts will be the last ones. Hope you enjoyed reading my blog in the past.

"Rou En"

Lame jokes

2008-12-01T19:15:00.000-08:00

Lame jokes of the year... vote for the lamest one.

1. Have you heard of the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

2. Your mama’s so fat, …

--when she wears an X-files t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
--when I swerved my car to avoid hitting her, I ran out of gas
--when she wears black at night, a policeman goes ‘break it up you two’
-- every time she turns around, it’s her birthday

3. If those millionaires and zillionaires out there want to direct a movie, what would the title be? -LORD OF THE RINGGIT.

4. Why was the Tomato blushing? -Because he saw the salad dressing. (oooooooooo.....)

5. What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? -Still no idea.

6. What is BROWN AND STICKY? -A stick....

7. A man and his wife has two children. One day, the man bought some dear meat back for dinner.
Children: What is that, Mummy?
Wife: Guess! It's something I always call your dad. (dear and deer sound the same)
(The older child to the younger child): DON'T EAT IT! It is an ASSHOLE!!!

8. An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen.

The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend.

The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying, "Uh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His friend replies, "A carnation?"

"No, no. The other one," the man says.

His friend suggests, "The poppy?"

"No, no, no," growls the man. "You know--the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes! Thank you," the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

9. What do you call Donald Trump's pet? -a TRUMPET.

10. Who's Donald Trump?

Jokes in 2008

2008-11-28T04:53:00.000-08:00

Funny jokes I collected in 2008....
(ps. lame jokes are coming soon)

1. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Bobby stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you are stupid, Bobby?" "No ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there by yourself!"

2. One Sunday morning a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready to go to church, to which he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them." His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why you should go to church. One, you're 59 years old, and two, you're the pastor!"

3. A man comes home and finds his wife and his friend in bed. He shoots his friend with a M16 and killed him. His wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends. "

4. A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send me a brother....' Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'

5. Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?' Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister missed one, my mom fainted, my dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.'

6. Young boy: 'Daddy, what is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad: 'You are my son, I am confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential!!!'

7. This is a cute one:>>>

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was only 2 years old.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', (which was actually just water). After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy "tea", my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of "tea" for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know... :)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet bowl?'

8.

Perks of being over 70

(or what you have to look forward to if you are not yet over 70).

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. Things you buy now won't wear out.
6. you can't read this without straining your eyes.
7. Your eyes won't get much worse.
8. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
than the national weather service.
9. Your secrets are safe with your friends
because they can't remember them either.
10. Your supply of brain cells is finally
down to a manageable size.
11. You can't remember who sent you this list

9. I love thanksgiving.

10. You can have it for free.

2008-11-27T04:03:00.000-08:00

Can you spot the difference between these two pictures? If you ask me, I can't. They're the same.

Out of all the tall guys in this whole wide world, robert pattinson.
Out of all the guys who have hair in this whole wide world , robert pattinson.
Out of all the guys who can walk in this whole wide world , robert pattinson.

robert pattinson robert pattinson robert pattinson. I mean, why???

His voice, is like some kind of constipated guy (so much for the soft, velvet voice.)

I watched twilight today, and it kinda sucked. And why must they cut out all those scenes? The scene where Emmett said: "This is wrong, Edward, this is wrong! She's not one of us!" (or some thing like that) It's in the trailer! This is wrong, you people, this is wrong! What's the problem with the scene?

Rotten tomatoes gave a rating of 43 over a hundred, 81 critics in 143 reviews.

I rate the movie, 5 over 10. How 'bout you?

Pictures in 2008

2008-11-11T21:26:00.000-08:00

When you get emo, you get so frustrated and you blame it all on an innocent little elmo

But this is still the reason why I love disney princesses..... they're hot, aren't they?

CSI fans

2008-11-09T01:04:00.000-08:00

Okay, what is this? For CSI wannabes? Do you get to meet Eddie Cahill? I'm curious.

Click, and I'm in this website >>> http://degrees.classesusa.com/schools/17466-page-1.cusa

Titled:

Thinking about a Crime Scene Investigation Career?

okay, you get to become a CSI? Not baaaaad. Bad news is, you have to become an American citizen. Ha..........

Get a degree online and open the door to your future? Go to this website
>>>http://degrees.classesusa.com/browse/?campusType=online&browseType=0.
See it for yourself. Lazy to tell.

A letter to Bill Gates

2008-11-09T00:46:00.000-08:00

Got this really lame message from my friend:

This letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our homeand we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' ?? he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I only own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that??

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items ?? 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine.
So when will you keep my photo in that..

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use this PC at home only..

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?? 10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after
my office hours..

Regards, Banta Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how
is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS ???

Tag (exaggerated version)

2008-11-06T04:42:00.000-08:00

What' s the connection between you and the last person that called?
Last person I called? Does a Pizza Hut operator count?

What happened at 3:00 pm yesterday?
Calling that friggin operator la!

What do you want in your life right now?
I want to skip this question.

How's your heart lately?
Even if I said that it stopped beating what can you do?

How have you felt today?
Awesome..... until now.

When' s the last time you showered?
Hours ago....

Do you like your name?
Yeah. It's a place in France.

Would you rather be cheated with or on?
Well, I cheated in the last penilaian......

How many drugs have you done in the last 7 days?
So you're sending me to rehab huh?

Who/ what do you hate/ dislike currently?
I dislike answering such lame questions currently.

Do you believe in karma?
What's that?

Do you think you can last an hour without talking?
When I'm sleeping yes.

What are you doing after this?
Answering the next question.

Did you just wake up?
....from?

What's the color of the soap in your bathroom?
(I think I ate it)

What can you hear right now?
The clock ticking.

Last thing you drank
Universal solvent

Have you ever received a love letter?no?
You sound like my mom (jkjk)

Have you ever cried in a movie theater?
What's so nice to cry about?

Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.

Would you ever donate blood?
I donate blood to mosquitoes almost everyday.

What does your last text message say?
MYOB.

I Tag YOU!!!

stuck

2008-11-06T04:22:00.000-08:00

So sorry for not blogging for the past few weeks (or is it, months?)

I'm going to tell you what happened last last week in my house. I GOT LOCKED in my own ROOM. It's one of the worst things that could happen on a Friday night.

I just couldn't open the door, no matter I push or pull or whatever. My room door somehow got stuck, and I'm stuck in my room too. I tried using my dad's credit card to open the friggin door, but it didn't work at all. (For once, credit cards couldn't solve the problem)

I tried again, and that was before I found out that the credit card I'm using is actually still valid. Whoops. Made a few scratches.... Same goes to the other side of my room door... Jeez how come all those FBIs can kick open doors so easily... Movies.

While locked inside my room, I kept imaginating scary "things" appearing, getting closer and closer to me.... ARGH SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

In the end, I got out of the room.... by climbing out from my room's window, and then back into the house through my brother's room window. Spent a night in the study room again, (fell asleep while listening to the radio) and in the middle of the night, the radio dial moved by itself again too.......

Tag

2008-09-08T06:03:00.000-07:00

1.Post this rules before you give your facts
2.List 8 randoms facts about yourself
3.At the end of the post,choose 8 people to tag and list their names,linking to them.
4.Leave a comment on their blog,letting know their tagged.

The facts about myself,

1. I'm born smart, but school made me stupid.

2. If you ask me, abalones are high class leeches, so i don't eat them. (they look kinda alike, right?)

3. My name is hard to pronounce. Today, my mom asked me to call the dentist to ask about my tooth, and if the dentist asks me who am I, I"ll just say that I'm a desperate patient.

4. I like sleeping in class. ..... Can I bring a pillow to school? Is there a rule saying "no too sharp or too soft things in class"? Well, mattress is kinda okay for me though......

5. I am definitely not dead.

The special 8 people I tagged:
YOU! YES, YOU OVER THERE!

twilight tag

2008-09-08T05:07:00.000-07:00

1. Do you like Edward Cullen?
What's not to like about him?

2. Do you find Edward Cullen hot?
oooh!!! If you throw me on the sun I will still say Edward Cullen is HOTter!

3. Do you like Jacob Black?
He is AS IRRITATING AS WHATEVER INSECT ON THIS EARTH! I tell you, he SUX. He's a werewolf, hell yeah, but his pillow is not hungry.

4) Do you find Jacob Black hot?
Hah! Yeah, throw him into a fire and I'll say he's hot.

8) You love Edward and Jacob. Who would you choose?
I said, I like Edward, you nitwit. Jacob only goes with BISCUITS.

9) Your best friend got close to Edward. Will you feel jealous?
Unless my best friend is a boy. Probably he will get jealous instead. (joking, i know it's perasan)

10) You got kissed by someone and he's not human. What will you do?
If it's Jacob, I have a gun ready in my pocket. A basesall bat is kinda nice though.

11) Carlisle or Edward?
...Edward. Carlisle is too old....for me

12) Family or vampire?
People always say, Blood is thicker than water--my family needs water,and vampires need blood. So which should I choose?

13) Love or Friends?
Aren't they both the same? You find love in friends.

14) If the guy you love leaves you exactly like how Edward had left Bella, what would
you do?
Didn't Edward return to Bella?

15) If Edward gives you 502 roses, will you love him in return?
What should i give him? 502 roses also?

16) Five things you hate about Edward.
-He left Bella, leaving her to be with Jacob the super irritating.
-Yeah, he's too hot.
-The way he ignored Bella in Twilight.
-He's FICTIONAL.
-He's a vampire.

17) Five things you hate about Jacob.
- the IRRITATING LIL SH*T WON'T get lost.
-He's a desperate puppy
-He made me dislike werewolves. Luckily there no such thing as hungry pillows in the twilight saga, or I'll be changing my email add.
-He's been rude to Edward and his family.
-He is Bella's friend.

There is so much more to say!

18) Three things you love about Edward...
- he is HOT.
-caring...He exudes an admirable calm
-romantic

19) Three things you love about Jacob...
- Bella prefers EDWARD over him.
- His father can't walk. I hope Jacob ends up like him too.
- He is not gorgeous at all.

20) Two things that you love about Bella...
- caring.
- quiet.

21) If you love Edward,and he promises you something that he didn't fulfill,what
will you do?
Next time I shall remember to check whether he's crossing his fingers behind.

22. Last question, if both Jacob and Edward says "I love you" to you at the same time,same place,same venue,what will you do?
I will ask Jacob to GET LOST and go marry a dog.

23. Oops..one more.. If you got married to Edward, will you force him to transform
you as soon as possible so that he could make love with you?
Getting married to a 17 year old.... I don't like it.

24. List 5 people here for you to tag.
- Siew Jun
- Soo Yin.
- Yau
- Anybody
- Anybody

2008-08-26T05:16:00.000-07:00

God ain't that generous.

Beauty of anagrams

Beware of the hen!

I hate under-estimation.

Kids are quick

2008-08-26T04:59:00.000-07:00

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who found America ?
MARIA: I just did.
____________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9-year-old WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________

.:~Unblissful holidays: My diary~:.

2008-08-18T20:08:00.000-07:00

This happens when a chicken goes desperate.

Okay here's my diary.

Sunday
Morning
Played tennis for an hour. Miraculously,I didn't hit anyone with the tennis ball!!! Well, my sister's head got lucky.

Afternoon
Went to play that childish game clubpenguin. I managed to bully a few penguins...... Could have told them I am George Bush if I didn't curse again. Yeah I said "shit" and the stup*d noop server banned me AGAIN. Well, last time was the 5 letter b word.

Night
Was too bored, went to polish my fingernail, but ended up painting my fingers instead. Went to do skinny Chong's homework, and could have finished it if it the stup*d nail polish didn't smear those pages. Who cares, maybe skinny Chong likes pedicure. Sigh, I shall never touch that nail polish bottle again.

Monday
Morning
Went to 1u, supposed to lead my mom and sis to new wing. I was busy with my phone, so I ended up in the parking lot. Made my mind not to become a tour guide.

*oh, and.... BATMAN FANS!!! go to >>>>> http://whysoserious.com/

Tuesday
Morning
Went to play clubpenguin, but my first account got banned for 72 hours (some stup*d penguin must have reported me for incessantly spreading rumours); went to the second account, and found out that I am banned for the next 24 hours. Not fair!

Wednesday
Morning
The owner of the house next to mine is selling his property at the price of 2.25 million.... (that's more than a 100% increase! greedy lil pig)

Then

I shall play songs through the speakers in my room, FULL BLAST

Then

so the owner shall have to lower down the price.....Nobody likes sound pollution....Well it"s just a semi-d anyway....

Then

In your face people!!! That"s for smoking near my house.

Thursday
Night
Things started to get creepy. I went to my house's study room to sleep(suddenly have the "mood") , and before I slept, I switched on the old radio. But when I woke in the middle of the night, I was surprised to hear no music but those low frequency sounds. Seems like the radio dial moved on its own.... My dad bought the radio a long long time ago, before I was even born, which made me even more positive that the radio's haunted. Well, seems like something else wants to listen to it too. Sharing is caring.

My dad said that the old radio was acting like that before we even moved to our new house here. Oh no, dad, you let the thing follow!!!!

Sunday
Night
Holidays over, what did I do? Ummmmmmm.... nothing.

Holidays....

2008-08-17T01:06:00.000-07:00

Note: It's a risk reading this post. You'll see.

Holidays are very boring. Okay maybe not very boring. Boring. Because I have nothing to do except Jeet's homework, which is circles circles circles.

Ghost's festival is over, so I hope it's a shut up for the pantang thing. Unfortunately, but my mind couldn't shut up about that Bloody Mary ghost.

Bloody Mary is a spirit of a mother (often a widow) who murdered her children or a young mother whose baby stolen from her, and yeah she goes mad with grief, what else? Commit suicide. Typical And creepy.

Divination rituals such as the one depicted on this early 20th century Halloween greeting card, where a woman stares into a mirror in a darkened room to catch a glimpse of the face of her future husband, while a witch lurks in the shadows, may be one origin of the Bloody Mary legend. However, there a chance they would see the face of the Grim Reaper instead, which means they will die as virgins......

I read this person's blog, and I happened to come across this----

To summon Bloody Mary you have to go into a bathroom at the stroke of midnight and stand in front of the mirror with a lit candle and with the lights turned off. You chant her name 3 times, “Bloody Mary… Bloody Mary… Bloody Mary…” and then you shout, “I stole your baby!”

And then… in the mirror… you will see the face of a horribly disfigured woman — and she’ll claw your face with razor-sharp nails, leaving you just as terribly mutilated as she is!
The most frightening story in the collection actually didn't even have a ritual. Some people say that if you walk by a mirror in total darkness, regardless of whether you are trying to summon her or not, Bloody Mary will get you.

But if you see Bloody Mary from another angle, it is a popular cocktail containing Vodka and tomato juice.

Okay now don't tell me you can't sleep. I warned you.

Ugh, Siew Jun, now I wish you hadn't told me about the Bloody Mary story.

Achmed The Dead Terrorist

2008-08-09T23:45:00.000-07:00

That's Achmed! The dead terrorist! And he's really hilarious. Go to youtube and watch it!!!!
He sang this song during Christmas:

"Oooh, dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through Checkpoint A,
But not through Checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the U.S. Military"

2 thumbs up for this!!!!

Disgusting!

2008-08-09T23:15:00.000-07:00

My mom went to the refrigerator, and took out ALMOST EVERY SINGLE vegetable and fruit she can find, put them all in the blender, and
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (sorry I can't pronounce it) went the machine, then she gave it to me and asked me to DRINK!
It looks like.... spaghetti's sauce. Red, a little pink, with all those back black seeds in it. Yuck!!! I tasted it, and it tasted like.....

PAPER SPLOTCHED WITH INK

AND
WOOD

I rather drink ginseng. This is all CRAZY! I tell you, CRAZY! I should have bought INSURANCE before I drink it. But all my mom said was,

" Oh, I forgot to add pineapples."

2OO8 MTV Awards

2008-08-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

Out of all the countries, Malaysia. This year, Malaysia, will host the MTV Asia Awards for the first time. Leona Lewis coming, One Republic coming, Pussycat Dolls coming, Panic at the Disco coming.... click Five coming. Hey in fact they all are already HERE! And I'm gonna miss it.

2008-07-31T03:01:00.000-07:00

Instructions :Remove one question from below and add in your own question, make it a total 20 questions. Then tag 8 people from your list. List them out at the end of the post. Notify them that they have been tagged.

1. At what age you wish to marry?
1000001.

2.Will you consider sexual relationships before marriage?
Condoms are expensive, hello.

3.Do you smoke?
I don't even know how to light a lighter.

4.What is the the latest gadget that you own ?
Ipod touch. I hope next will be a Mac.

5. Who did you mostly texted lately ?
Hui Li

7. What is the latest thing you bought with your own money?
My dad always say, YOUR MONEY IS ALSO MY MONEY. So how am I supposed to answer that?

10. What makes you cry?
Cry? It's a result of a very very angry Rou En.

11. How many kids do you want ?
Brats. 2 kids will be enough for the broken windows, torn cushions, huge fights, overturned tables, screaming, unlimited complaints, exasperating grumbles, incessant pestering, stolen money and a very big cane to be kept in a cupboard, which will sooner or later disappear mysteriously. Well.... that was what happened when I was a small kid... lolx

12. Are you CRAZY??
Maybe.... because I think that violence is a bliss. I'm kinda crazy to do such a lame quiz anyways....

13. Where is the latest restaurant you had dinner?
A restaurant located in my house's dining room. The food was boring because the menu never changes. That's because I'm the chef there. (jkjk)

16. Do you believe in God?
If not, how could I ever exist? How would even charlie exist?

17. Do you like your relatives ?
Maybe.... Okay yes because I got a feeling they will view my blog.

18. Name your favourite game or sport.
Running around like a maniac!!!!

19. Name the first person that comes into your mind now.
Chad Michael Murray... yeah I know it's kinda dumb.

20. What are the 3 dares a class geek won't do?
1. Pretend to have a heart attack during exams
2. Come to school drunk
3. Flirt with the headmistress

tag:
anyone!

Confessions

2008-07-31T02:56:00.000-07:00

When I was young I was amazing.... amazingly dumb. Why? Because I always thought....

1. Clothes are made by some kind of fabric that will become smaller and smaller everyday. That's why mummy says I can't wear my old clothes anymore, right?

2. Women will get pregnant at the age of their 30s.... whether they are married or not. That's why there are so many desperate women out there dying to get married before they get pregnant.

3. When I was 6, I joined Ballet classes, and I noticed that my Ballet teacher will point a remote control towards everyone before the music started. I always thought that the remote control has some kind of superpower that could control everyones brain and mind to FOCUS. I was completely oblivious that there is a disk player behind me.

4. When I was halfway in my ballet class, a few masked men suddenly came in the studio and each of them had a knife. I seriously thought that they were people trying to give my Ballet teacher a haircut. They were holding knives... right? I didn't know they were robbers until they locked us all in the toilet.

5. UFOs are invented by humans... If not how do we know that UFOs have ALIENS inside?

6. Every country in the world is called Malaysia.... Just because we also call Sabah and Sarawak Malaysia. We need to ride an airplane there.....right?

7. Werewolves really exist..... if not how could they make movies out of it.

8.Computer virus is the main cause of influenza. That's why mommy doesn't want me to play the computer too much.

Yeah those days.....

Hari koko!!!

2008-07-31T02:43:00.000-07:00

Gosh.... Shishi (nickname for Shinobi) is so cool..... Though now learning how to use a gun is better. Just 'BANG" and you're dead. Way to go Shinobies! But why didn't they use REAL EGGS to throw at each other during the performance? (rotten eggs better) . I would love to see them throwing rotten eggs at each other..... Hah! A kitchen fight. It's goona be funny. Minus all those saucepans and pots.
When does Shinobi ppl were fighting, I noticed that Pn. Zubi was trying hard not to laugh. Maybe she loves violence?

A Saturday in school

2008-07-26T05:07:00.000-07:00

Today, I found a paper, with "I love snorting" written on it. There were also tapes behind the paper, so I decided to make use of it. Snorting----- fits Keng Han the most, obviously. So I went up to him and furtively stuck the paper behind his back.
But the paper lasted there for only a few seconds. Thanks to gravity. And Keng Han was sizzling mad at me. I yelled that I was sorry ( I forgot that En. Siva is always within his reach), but crossing my fingers behind, though. He yelled back:
"WHO WROTE THIS THING!!! I'LL FIND OUT AR, I"LL FIND OUT AR!!!!!"
...... right after he crumpled up the paper and threw it into the dustbin.

He's really dumb! If he wants to find out who is the "author" to the '"thing", WHY ON EARTH DID HE THROW AWAY THE PAPER? I think he doesn't even know that the paper is the only "evidence" he got.
Good luck in your case, CSI wanna be. Do you need some DNA samples?

slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.

2008-07-21T05:48:00.000-07:00

Why must my comp's internet connection be so S-L-O-W??? Just because speed kills? It takes like... half a century just to load MSN!!! SLOW SLOW SLOW. Even a DRUNK snail can be faster. Who cares about the whiskey. I wonder, is it streamyx's fault or microsoft's fault? WHEN IS WIMAX COMING OUT, AND WHEN MY DAD WILL BUY A MAC? I think I can finish the whole math book by just waiting to sign in.

By me, after departure from candy mountain, and feeling really really tempted to BANG the keyboard and throw the mouse around.

Were-rabbit

2008-07-21T05:05:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I went to find that small rabbit with a bell round its neck..... and it's STILL IN THOSE FRIGGIN BUSHES! Waliao.... it's a wonder how it survived..... It must be a were- rabbit. (Minus
Wallace and Gromit of course. )

You know what my brother and I did? we took our rabbit Gillian there. At first they both stared at each others eyes.... I think the small rabbit must have been a female, because... you know... ahem..... They started "wrestling" (I'm just trying to make words easier) . I CAN'T BELIEVE my Gillian, TWO times BIGGER than that small rabbit, actually LOST! Gillian's a coward, I tell you, a coward. It ran under a car and refused to come out. End out my brother have to cycle home and take a broom. (He waved the broom and yelled "For Narnia!") Then we shooed Gillian out.

Oh, today lol (someone la) told me that sodium nitrate entered lol's skin and lol may die.... And lol thinks it's cool. Cool right?

Anyways, my parents banned me from watching Charlie!!! Why? Because of the kidney thing la!!!! Aaaaaaaa!!! They also think Charlie is really really annoying, because I kept on singing that banana song, (when I don't have a favorite ear) and I kept repeating those nonsensical conversations in that video. Argh.

Written by me before leaving candy mountain.

About Charlie (as in the unicorn)

2008-07-18T07:53:00.000-07:00

Yes yes I know Charlie's cute.... go youtube and watch Charlie the unicorn if you don't know it. Sssssssshun....

Today I heard from someone that Charlie will give bad influence to small kids, because about the kidney thing--- Charlie's kidney got stolen in the candy mountain video, so it reflects those criminals hurting people brutally for their kidneys. Yeah I heard that the Charlie video conveyed a message about taking people's kidney and stuff like that. But the conclusion is, Charlie the unicorn is inappropriate for viewing, for it is promoting violence or whatever.

Yeah yeah I know some people -- including me will strongly oppose this point of view. But seriously do you think that those two unicorns are resembling the devil, luring Charlie to misfortune? They are kinda cute anyway. Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Written by me in Candy mountain.

Little lost rabbit

2008-07-18T07:46:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I saw a little cute rabbit (which I'm certain it's NOT mine) hiding in a bush. Ha.... seems like I'm not the only one too careless to let rabbits out roaming....

That little cute rabbit.... hmmm.... it has a little small bell tied around it's neck.... obviously smaller than my rabbit....perhaps 6 months gua... and very very alert + swift. That's why I can't catch it.

When I was like, a few inches away from it, the little rabbit did something it never did before. It thumped it's back leg about... 3-4 times. Rabbits do that when they are afraid....Hey, why I never see my Gillian do that before?

Owner of this small rabbit, please bring this rabbit home if you don't want your rabbit to suffer the same fate as my rabbit......

Nostalgic + Blonde jokes

2008-07-12T05:11:00.000-07:00

Hah! I didn't know that 2 Matahari has 3 Musketeers!

Hadn't been bloging for days.... but now I am so it doesn't matter.

The science center trip was fun! Cuz we got one day off (Bye Cik Chong! Hah at your face)

I specially remembered those noisy birdie scream-ing like mad in the whatever-it-is-called park. I told Cik Rozihan that we screamed like those birdies when she pinched us.

Here I would like to share more blonde jokes. I got it all from a website:

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

2nd one:

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

3rd:

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.

As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it!

The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.

He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold.

I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"

4th:

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

5th:

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."

"That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"

So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"

"No I'm a blonde", she replies.

"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.

Tagged!

2008-07-12T04:05:00.000-07:00

The rules:
1) Copy and paste this whole post.
2) Put in your own answers.
3) Tag 4 people
4) Tell that 4 people that they are tagged and ask them to do it too.Start!!

1) Do you like pizza?
Ugh, you make my mouth water.

2) Do you prefer green or blue?
Green is the color of those yucky mosses. Blue. BLITZERZ!!!

3)Do you like homework?
Why must you remind me about homework even when I’m online?

4) Do you prefer Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus or Jonas Brothers?
Jonas Brothers!!!!

5) Do you prefer school or tuition?
You say leh?

6) Do you like writing stories/comics?
Stories? I always have the tendency to leave em’ hanging.

7) Do you prefer Friendster or Facebook?
Neither. I created them to “collect dust”. Right, Hui li?

8) Do you prefer tv or computer?
Both.

9) Do you prefer Vanessa Hudgens or Ashley Tisdale?
It’s like asking, Do you prefer Jack Sparrow or Johnny Depp ?

10) Do you prefer HSM or HSM 2?
I rather see Zac Efron being booed away.

i tag Xian, JJ, anyone la

Math

2008-07-08T04:40:00.000-07:00

Ugh... As Math gets more and more difficult, and the teacher gets more and more boring. Well, that's my hypothesis. Manipulating, the the math syllabus. Responding, how much can you draw and daydream when the teacher is teaching. Constant.... the teacher. Am I right? Apparently, my guess is right.
I'm really sick of those loci and locus or whatever equidistant, it's so complicated! For instance,
Sketch the loci of the boy on the slide holding his lame map.

Answer:

The poor boy died.
You get my point?

We don't call it life for nothing

2008-06-30T02:28:00.000-07:00

I felt so upset losing a friend, but unfortunately, it wasn't enough for fate. Today, I found out that my rabbit Thumper died while it went out for another "adventure" again.

When I came home from school, I was "greeted" by the news of Thumper's brutal death---it got squashed by a neighbor's car. Chills me whenever I think about it. The neighbor apologised profusely, but reality still remains.... reality.

I had Thumper for 3 friggin years, and now POOF it's gone. (I think my another rabbit Gillian must have been a psychic, for it didn't follow Thumper out.) Ugh, too upset to write anymore. Miss you, Thumper.

Farewell, my dear friend

2008-06-27T06:14:00.000-07:00

I was flabbergasted when I heard such an abrupt news today in school. I can't imagine how merciless and unpredictable death can be. It was really devastating to loose a friend.

It was the overwhelming guilt and grief that took over my emotions. The guilt for not communicating more with Jia Yuen. The guilt for not treasuring the friendship. Today I just went to his funeral with my friends, dragging along the unpleasant atmosphere together with us. I remembered the first time I saw him, waiting anxiously in the gloomy classroom for school to begin...

Rest in peace, Jia Yuen. Farewell.

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About the newsletter

2008-06-26T02:07:00.000-07:00

Few days ago, I received a PIBG newsletter.

"Hasil daripada Post Mortem Malam Bakat 2oo7, terdapat beberapa masalah disiplin telah timbul. Antaranya berikut:
1. Terdapat pelajar yang pulang lewat... blablabla
2.Terdapat pelajar yang membawa rakan dari luar.....Mereka didapati merokok dan berkelakuan tidak sopan.

(Doesn't mean those students wont do the same on Hari Bakat. Can't you see that you are spoiling the fun? The "mood" won't be there if you hold the school concert in a MORNING!)

"Q: Apakah rasional membina pondok bacaan, gazebo dan "fountain"?
"A: Untuk mewujudkan keadaan persekitaran yang lebih kondusif dan selesa......"

(If you want to mewujudkan keadaan persekitaran yang lebih kondusif dan selesa, you should not neglect the MAINTENANCE . Are you aware that there's no water supply in the toilets! I rather the school spend money on rationalities such as maintenance or BASKETBALL COURT. It's really extravagant to spend such a large amount of money on so much botanical stuff. Where is the kesederhanaan-ness?)

Q: Bolehkah sesi dialog antara pihak sekolah dan ibu bapa diadakan?
A: Sebarang pertanyaan atau cadangan boleh dikemeukaan secara terus kepada Pengetua di sekolah.

(Yea right. Secara terus, you'll be disappointed.)

Q: Mengapa ada kes di mana anak pertama belajar di sekolah ini tetapi anak kedua tidak dapat masuk ke sekolah ini?

A: (We have too much students.......)

(With such a racist pengetua, who would want to enroll their children in anymore?)

My rabbits are thieves!!!

2008-06-23T05:53:00.000-07:00

Today, my mom bought back apples from the market, and as usual, my maid will soak all those apples in a big basin in the wet kitchen.

This time, my maid put that big basin with those apples in it on the kitchen floor. Aha! My rabbit's sharp eyes saw it. What a perfect opportunity. A brilliant plan unfolded in their small brain. Are you thinking what I am thinking?
My rabbit Gillian sneaked in the kitchen (while another waited outside) when my maid busied herself in other stuff. Haha. She's not looking~~~

Gillian went to the big red basin and WALA! So many beautiful red red apples rrrrright in front. Delicious and juicy. Before you could even blink, one apple's GONE. Where is it? The rabbits were busily munching it outside. Wait a minute, you didn't pay for it! Ha! Caught you red handed.

Those greedy little pigs. Hmph, see if there's a next time you can get a free apple. Oink oink.

imperfect amateurs

2008-06-23T05:47:00.000-07:00

Sexism. You see that almost everyday. Especially in school. Especially when you fight for the right to have the basketball court. Those form fives, precluded us from playing basketball during pjk period today, even though we arrived earlier that them! Since when early birds can't get the good stuff? How injustice this world can be?

Soo yin and Hui li complained to Pn Aminah, but what she said was: "Actually I came because I want you all to do science peka."

~what the~

There's no point having contretemps with those form fives--- it's a sexist and AGIST world after all. So, we ended up playing football. And we really s*ck in it. But we're compelled to. How can we kick well, when we can't even manage to kick Ilyas de annoying out of 2 Matahari?

Someone find a sponsor please! Why should the school spend such a large amount of money for beautification? I rather see a new BASKETBALL COURT than PONDOKS.

house of wax

2008-06-22T00:07:00.000-07:00

Didn't expect someone could make something so funny out of this gruesome movie poster.

Poor Garfield.

Tagged again

2008-06-19T01:56:00.000-07:00

LIST OUT YOUR TOP 10 FRIENDS BY ORDER OF RANK

Hui Li
Siew Jun
Soo Yin
Zhou Ling
Xin ling
Yau
Abi
Xian
Kadri
Jeff

I didn't list it out by rank. Lazy.

CURRENTLY LONESOME OR MR/MS POPULAR -
Lonesome.

A BEST FRIEND OR A FEW GOOD BUDDIES -
Good buddies.

DIE OF HUNGER OR BRUTALLY MURDERED -
Brutally murdered, so my murderer can get the worst of it when I haunt him or her.

ANY EX-GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS -
What do you think?

ANY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND -
Hah! As if.

GOT DITCHED BY YOUR FRIEND -
Shut up. I hate that.

DITCHED YOUR FRIEND -
Only if they provoke me.

CURRENTLY THINKING -
Why am I answering such a lame question?

HAVE YOU EVER...
LIKED SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN'T -
Aha! I can't help that, can I?

INJURED SOMEONE -
Sorry for that.

HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS -
It's inescapable.

KILLED SOMEONE -
If yes, I'll be in jail, and do you think I still can be blogging?

KISSED YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND -
I SAID, I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

CRIED OVER A CRUSH -
Why should I tell you?

HATED SOMEONE BUT PRETENDED TO BE NICE -
I'm not ready to make nice.

TAG 5 PEOPLE -
1. Siew Jun
2. Anyone
3. Anyone

Low--- when you translate it to bm

2008-06-17T02:49:00.000-07:00

I suddenly had the notion to translate Low by Flo Rida. I translated them by using a website, whichcertainly proved that human brains are better.

Original lyrics
Translated lyrics

"LOW"
ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,
ai bukan tidak kelihatan nuthin kehendak itu membuatku pergi,

This crazy all night spendin my dough
Semalaman gila ini spendin doh saya

Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Mempunyai sejuta dolar vibe dan sebiji botol untuk pergi

Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show
Hari jadi Dem kuih-kuih, mencuri mereka pertunjukan

So sexual, she was flexible
juga seksual, dia adalah fleksibel

Professional, drinkin X and ooo
Profesional, drinkin X dan ooo

Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I
Membuat tunggu sebentar, boleh saya melihat apa saya berfikir saya

Whoa
Ho

Did I think I seen shorty get low
Adakah saya berfikir saya dilihat pendek dapat rendah

Ain't the same when it's up that close
Ai bukan serupa apabila ia adalah atas yang hampir

Make it rain, I'm makin it snow
Berjaya menghujani, saya merupakan makin ia salji

Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Bekerja kutub, saya mendapat senarai tebing

Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
Imma mengatakan bahawa saya suka mereka baju-baju tiada

I'm into that, I love women exposed
Saya merupakan ke dalam yang, saya suka wanita terdedah

Friday the 13th!!!!

2008-06-13T00:18:00.000-07:00

Today is an unlucky day for all the superstitious people out there. Last year there were two friday the 13ths-- April and July. My rabbit broke it's leg on a Friday the 13th last year.

This year, only June has Friday the 13th. (Is it a good thing or bad thing?) Wikipedia said that in numerology, the number twelve is considered the number of completeness, as reflected in the twelve months of the year, twelve recognized signs of the zodiac, the twelve tribes of Israel, the twelve Apostles of Jesus, etc., whereas the number thirteen was considered irregular, transgressing this completeness. There is also a superstition, thought by some to derive from the Last supper, that having thirteen people seated at a table will result in the death of one of the diners. About Friday, it was the day on which Jesus Christ was crucified. Nice..... I'm still considered as thirteen...

Joking! I not that superstitious actually. I found out that I did kinda baaaaad in PJK this morning. I'll take it as coincidence.

Before and After

2008-06-12T23:45:00.000-07:00

Sorry. No pictures. I don't know what's wrong with my phone's memory card.

I got 78 for civic ---the result of not even touching the civic text book.
About seni, I got 71 ---the result of not even having the text book
Pjk, I got 58 ---the result of not bothering to read the questions

Exam over, mid year holidays over, now I got CIVIC PROJECT to worry about. Ugh, I hate to remind myself about that. Now what are we going to do? Take pictures of ourselves cleaning the science lab... How fake. Hui Li's been complaining about her hair... Seriously, I don't think her hair is weird! You see---if I say her hair is weird, I'm lying then, but if I say it's not weird, she won't believe it! I can't remember who suggested that everyone cut their hair as short as Hui Li's, and she'll look less weird then. Well, if everyone do that, make sure they knock one of their teeth out too. :-) Argh. Stu*id tooth fairy story.

Oh, today Pn Aminah gave us another thing to worry about. Science project. All those invertebrates and vertebrates strikes back... again.

Te-ACHE-rs

2008-06-12T01:02:00.000-07:00

IN my school, there are two Chongs- both of them are Ciks (Cik, not chick) and teaches Chinese. The only way to discriminate them is to call them according to their body size- either fat or skinny. This year, skinny Chong is my Chinese teacher and she's super strict in marking our test paper. It goes worse if she is the one who sets the test paper. The questions , are ready to rrrrip you off any second. It's like, you choose the answer for the question, and it sound so correct, but actually, it's not. Then *POOH*! There goes your marks.

I came across this poem when I was reading a storybook....

'You're old, father William,' the young man said,
'And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head-
Do you think at your age it is right?'

'In my youth' Father William said to his son,
'I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now I'm perfectly sure I have none
Why, I do it again and again.'

I don't know why, I kept on thinking that this Father William is like one of my teachers in school. ( It's not that she incessantly stands on her head- she certainly has no brains.)

Tagged with silly questions

2008-06-12T00:58:00.000-07:00

Name 5 Friends Of The Opposite Sex.
-how old are they?
-where are they currently?
-How long have you known them?
-tag 5 people.

1) Jarrod Joshua… the one who tagged me.
-14
-Hmm… Aha!!! BU6
-6 months. Didn’t REALLY knew him last year.

2) Kadri
-14
-Er…. Somewhere in Malaysia
-6 months

3)Timothy Teh

-14
-Not sure…. Somewhere near Hei Zel’s hse

-18 months

4) Jeffrey Lee

-14

- TTDI

-6 months

5)Lee Yan Yi

-14

- Somewhere on earth

-6 months

Would You Rather...

*Party with (1-JJ) or (5-Yan Yi)?
JJ. Why? cuz i don't know where Yan Yi's house is

*Marry (2-Kadri) or (4-Jeff)?
Wth…. How do you think I’m gonna answer this when I can’t even decide what ice cream flavour should I choose?

*Make out with (3-Tim) or (5-Yan Yi)?
Absurd question which deserves an absurd answer. That was the absurd answer. *Absurd*

*Date (1-JJ) or (2-Kadri)?
JJ ‘s “not available” and no way I’m dating Kaddy

* Kill(1- JJ) or (3-Tim)?
Tim

*Cuddle with (2-Kadri) or (5-YanYi)?
Why, oh WHY didn’t I put someone I cuter? (jokin)

*Have kids with (3-Tim) or (4-Jeff)?
Argh!!! I’m not a goat.

*Live with (1-JJ) or (3-Tim)?
Tim. Cuz he has a cute little brother!

*Be stuck on an island with (2-Kadri) or (5-Yan Yi)?
Kadri. He’ll sing his kebab song non stop, and I won’t feel bored.

*Have (3-Tim) ever hurt you?
OH YES YES YES!!!!

*Have you ever hurt (4-Jeff)?
Yup. Sorry for that. You’re not a loser, Jeff. But you’re not a winner though.

*Who is the funniest?
JJ

*Can you beat up (5-Yan Yi)?
Unless you ant me to end up with bruises and scratches

* When is the last time you saw (2-Kadri)?
Where else?

* Who's the smartest?
Hmm…. Could be JJ. But he wasn't that smart to tag me, and ending me up with these questions!

*How long have you known (5-Yan Yi)?
Look up

* Who is (3- Tim) dating/crushing on?
Oh I KNOW I KNOW!!!! ... But he’ll be the one who kills me if I say it now.

++Who Has The Better..

*Smile
Boys don’t smile as frequent as gals.

*Body.

No one

*Face.
What’s the difference?

*Attitude.
Jeff has the best attitude. For being annoying.

*Voice.
Kadri. He sings almost everyday in class..

*Clothes

None of them wears Prada

I tag...

Whoa, after tormenting me with all those questions, you still want MORE people to be end up like me?

In your dreams

A-tish-oo, I need tissue!!!

2008-06-02T05:02:00.000-07:00

Have been sneezing all day long... I felt so bad for using so much tissues. If you convert the number of tissues i used today into US Dollars, i think it's enough to buy an iphone. Ugh, maybe it's because I was silly enough to play in the rain yesterday. I don't know how many trees I killed. Are there such things as recyclable tissues?

My brother, he's so busy about his environment things. So if you got anything about the environment, just shoot it over. He also found out today that he shares the same birth date as Leona Lewis. Too bad its not the same year or he can become my driver already. =D And I'm listening to her song right now.

Saying EVERYTHING in my point of view

2008-05-29T20:34:00.000-07:00

My lipases in my duodenum and small intestine were kinda active since the day I went to training in a school, and I was CRAVING for beef. My taste buds have been living hell for four days, and about my stomach, it ached on the second last day of training, thanks to the bad bad mood of the cook. I should have known better. School food always got to be school food, especially when school cooks doesn't know the difference between salt and stones. It'll probably be worse when the SOUPS tasted more like SOAPS, (noticed the difference?) thus increasing my trips to the toilet.

Finally, I got to indulge my taste buds in beef and cakes yesterday. I like beef a lot, it's like sending your taste buds to heaven. Okay , I won't say anymore because there's a lot of people out there who can't eat beef because of their religious concepts.

I saw a kid about five years old playing with a MAC yesterday in star bucks. MAC!!! I was so envious, I almost turned green. Everybody knows that buying a Mac can save your keyboard (or maybe your mouse) from being banged, for Macs doesn't hang as much as Microsoft. Yeah it also saves time, (Mac can run faster than Microsoft, and it's virus free) but unfortunately, it doesn't saves money. You can buy like, 3-4 hand phones if you don't buy a Mac. Talking about Apple's animations, whoa, I think you should go to an apple store and check it out yourself. Fabulous. But don't look at the price.

Maybe I'm exaggerating a little (Microsoft isn't that bad actually), but I know even Bill Gates won't even give me a Mac (of course, he supports Microsoft).

Today i went to weigh my rabbits, and it weighs like 3-4 kg!!! For one rabbit! Hard to believe. Well, it was even harder to make my rabbit stay STILL on the weighing scale. It took me quite a long time to read the measurement properly on the scale, for the scale is so small, and my rabbit is so big sized. And fat. Last year, when I went to the rabbit farm in Bukit Tinggi with my friends,and I thought that those rabbits there are so skinny. Now I know those rabbits are not skinny, it's my rabbits that's fat.

Maybe one of the factor that explains my rabbits weight is their daily diet. Four to five meals a day, when some people only have two or three. (Since when rabbits live better than humans?) Whenever my rabbits are hungry, they'll follow me around like paparazzies. They don't even need to make any noise or say anything, the two pairs of big, shinny and brown eyes did all those pleadings. Fine. The next second, I was feeding them. Great.

I let my rabbits out of the cage (not every evening, it's out in my garden almost every time) so they can run around freely. Problem is, they didn't run around freely. Maybe my rabbits are so stu*id until they don't even know that I let them out in my garden because I want them to exercise. What they do is eat eat eat, and sleep, sleep, sleep. Sounds like a life of a pig. I wonder.... is there any treadmill for rabbits? Maybe I should borrow Hui Li's dog for one day and chase my rabbits around.

Recently I saw this hilarious video in youtube. It's My Chemical Romance's Helena. What makes it hilarious is, it's the parody of the song.

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A sad story to dog lovers

2008-05-28T05:25:00.000-07:00

Why must people in this world be so sadistic? Not even a single dot of sympathy.

When undercover investigators made their way onto Chinese fur farms recently, they found that many animals are still alive and struggling desperately when workers flip them onto their backs or hang them up by their legs or tails to skin them. When workers on these farms begin to cut the skin and fur from an animal's leg, the free limbs kick and writhe. Workers stomp on the necks and heads of animals who struggle too hard to allow a clean cut. When the fur is finally peeled off over the animals' heads, their naked, bloody bodies are thrown onto a pile of those who have gone before them. Some are still alive, breathing in ragged gasps and blinking slowly. Some of the animals' hearts are still beating 5 to 10 minutes after they are skinned. I wonder how they managed to record this... it's so... ewwww.

Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org.

Before they are skinned alive, animals are pulled from their cages and thrown to the ground; workers bludgeon them with metal rods or slam them on hard surfaces, causing broken bones and convulsions but not always immediate death. Animals watch helplessly as workers make their way down the row.

On these farms, foxes, minks, rabbits, and other animals pace and shiver in outdoor wire cages, exposed to driving rain, freezing nights, and, at other times, scorching sun. Mother animals, who are driven crazy from rough handling and intense confinement and have nowhere to hide while giving birth, often kill their babies after delivering litters. Disease and injuries are widespread, and animals suffering from anxiety-induced psychosis chew on their own limbs and throw themselves repeatedly against the cage bars.

The globalization of the fur trade has made it impossible to know where fur products come from. Skins move through international auction houses and are purchased and distributed to manufacturers around the world, and finished goods are often exported. China supplies more than half of the finished fur garments imported for sale in the United States. Even if a fur garment's label says it was made in a European country, the animals were likely raised and slaughtered elsewhere—possibly on an unregulated Chinese fur farm.

Because a fur's origin can't be traced, anyone who wears any fur at all shares the blame for the horrific conditions on Chinese fur farms. The only way to prevent such unimaginable cruelty is never to wear any fur.

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F-U-R-I-O-U-S

2008-05-28T04:27:00.000-07:00

WARNING! THIS BLOG HAS NO HUMOR.

Yeah I know angry blogs are boring but it's up to you.

Just came back from training today.... and was I so ever angry and pissed.

Previously, in training, someone wanted us to memorize a paragraph from a book, and we can recite it in front of everyone on the last day of training (without looking at the book) in order to receive a reward from that someone. So I spent like how many seconds of my life to remember that long long paragraph, and it's even harder than remembering sejarah. But I finally succeeded to remember that long long paragraph, but not everyone appreciated it.

I went out with a group of gals to recite the paragraph, and some id*ots said that I was lip-syncing like Britney Spears . Some people think that I was not reciting the paragraph, and I'm just using that bunch of gals to get credit. When I heard this, I didn't feel sad or hurt, I felt extremely angry and pissed. Furious. Who do they think I am? A wanna-be-pretender? A desperate- for-present-freak? Frankly, I didn't even get the whatever present. I mean, I put so much effort and wasted so much time to remember that paragraph and now, YOU think that I'm lip-syncing?

Even now I feel really angry. Do you know how much I sacrificed for this training? And now i went there just to get so PISSED. Great, that's just SO GREAT. Now I've came back, just to find out that I'm so out-dated and left out of EVERYTHING. I read Hui Li's blog and I felt so envious. I didn't know so many interesting stuff could happen when I'm gone for 4 days only.

A lot of people cried in training, for today's the last day, and I found it so RIDICULOUS. That's simply EXAGGERATING! What's the whole point too cry? Too much tears? They felt so heavy to leave, yet I feel so happy to leave that place. Is that my problem or theirs?

Ugh... I can't help but feel angry.I have always thought that training is a mental enjoyment but a physical torture. Now, I think it's a physical torture and mental torture too.

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The Great Escapade

2008-05-23T06:05:00.000-07:00

Last day of exams.....I flunked Kh and PJK. I hardly even toched the Kh text book, (I'm not exaggerating) about PJK, hahaha.... During Kh exam, I can't answer most of the questions, but I just kept on reminding myself that as long the answer sounds stupid, it'll most probably be the wrong answer. Sometimes this really works.

PJK was worse. I was so fed-up with reading all those questions so I just tembak the whole paper, like everyone did. Mostly I'll choose the longest answer. In my point of view, PJK is just a paper for me to practice my tembaking skills and to become my drawing book. I was tired of drawing nothing but hand phones and Macs, so I drew some emo people.

Keng Han actually studies PJK!!! Today Keng Han asked Soo Yin whether she studied PJK or not, and she sarcastically said she did. Keng Han foolishly believed, and that kia shu was so shocked to hear that Soo Yin "studied" PJK, so he STRAIGHT AWAY rushed to his seat and furiously begin to read the PJK text book. Poor guy. Desperate for number one.

Oh, today I noticed that the squeaky PJK teacher En. Salahuddin wears a Gucci belt. GUCCI! GUCCI! Even I"m not that rich. But I doubts it's real. Well, who knows?

After that Hui Min, Abi, Xian, Rittie (she followed us for a while), Siew Jun, Soo Yin, Hui Li and I went to 1u. Yeah we did a lot of SHOPPING, but at the same time our money was "disappearing" slowly.... but who cares? We had fun. Now Sj, Sy are staying over at Hui Li's, and I can't go because of that training. I think I'm starting to miss them. Anyway, I think I owe them money.

Tomorrow's my sis birthday, and I'm gonna MISS IT. I was actually supposed to be the DJ in that party, but too baad I must attend the training. Never mind. That'll just a party with little kids screaming around.

But I had fun in 1u today.... happy b'day to xian, soo yin and kadri, even though your birthday's over for quite a long while...but never mind. Oh and happy birthday to my sis. Thanks for throwing me the tennis ball that hit my head in tennis class today. If my brain is damaged, i guess everyone knows who's responsible.

1st time hanging out with mataharians.... last time I went to 1u with different people, but now they are living in their own lives...and maybe becoming more snobbish. Who cares.

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About KH and PJK

2008-05-22T03:02:00.000-07:00

What I wrote in the evening, continued at night.

Now is the 22nd of May year 2008, 6.03pm, and i have....15 hours and 33 minutes, 55980 seconds more to study Kemahiran Hidup. 55979, 55978.... Ugh. I think Keng Han is as IRRITATING as Kemahiran Hidup. (Don't get offended, Kingdom Hearts isn't irritating.)

I'll not be surprised if Keng Han is a compound of ammonia and chloroform. I mean, he's really really irritating! Not to mention kia shu. He studies seni like a mad cow when i don't even have the text book. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying here that we shouldn't study seni. Maybe seni is important and we have to study, but... not like Keng Han.

Tomorrow I'll have to sit for the Kemahiran Hidup exam, and i hadn't even touched the text book. Maybe I'll add a "yet" behind. I've always disliked to study all those pipes or whatever puting hexagon or nanogon or eragon. Those functions and ciri-ciri of those pipes just slip out of my mind the moment i put it in. Why must we study all those pipes? They all look the same anyway.

Oh, and those accounts. I made up my mind NOT to become an accountant when I grow up. If I ever need one, I'll just hire Keng Han.

PJK paper is also tomorrow. PJK isn't silly, it's very silly. Even CHINESE isn't that silly. PJK exams are nothing but a waste of paper and time. I wonder how many poor birdies lost their homes because of the need of paper for PJK exams. If there's such thing as paper revolution, I think I'll have to blame the inventors of PJK.

Good luck everyone, in your coming exams and happy remembering all those names of pipes and accounts. XD

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Rabbit Stories

2008-05-18T03:08:00.000-07:00

Stories about my rabbits...

ps. i don't think this really looks like jarrod's front hair.

The left rabbit is Gillian, and it's brother, which is the one beside is Thumper. What makes Thumper so "special" is that it likes to go out. Not out to my house's garden. Out, to other's people's houses. It even shits there and destroys other people's plants. I tried to stop it from going out but Thumper is even smarter than me. It bit a hole in the wire-netting that my dad tied on our house's gate. And out it goes again, leaving me to spend half and hour to find a
little brown rabbit.

Thumper is really bad in choosing houses for its "second home". It chose (ex)YB Datin Paduka Chew Mei Fun's house to be it's second home. Oh no. It went there, shit there, and I had to face the embarrassment. Well, YB didn't scold me, but i felt so bad. But now she's just a little emo after losing her seat in wherever. Now she's no more YB. You know. Politics.

Then, Thumper went out again. This time, it wasn't really lucky. A security guard caught it and wanted to "throw" it out of my residential area, Aman Suria (which isn't exactly Aman). And you know what is outside Aman Suria? Kampung Chempaka (did i spell it right?). What can you see in a kampung? Stray dogs. Zillions of them. All of them will be always in a mood for RABBITS. Motorcyclists that are half blind and won't even notice a small little rabbit crossing the road. And if people from kampung eats dogs and rats, I don't see the point why they shouldn't eat rabbits. Thumper'd have a very slim chance to live. Maybe it'll become fried satay in 5 minutes flat.

But Thumper wasn't really lucky, but it's still got lucky anyway. A worker in Aman Suria, (I think he's a maintainance worker) Encik Dolah took it back to his home in Klang. What made Thumper LUCKIER was, there's something in En. Dolah's house that every male rabbit will wish for. Yup, a female rabbit. So I guess you know what happened.

Thanks to my mom's communicating skills, she found out that Thumper was far far away from home in Klang. So after Thumper spent 3 wonderful days with his new-found-wife, En. Dolah took it back home and was Thumper was grounded.

Weeks later, Thumper's wife in Klang gave birth to (i think 9) baby rabbits. En Dolah offered to give some of them to us, but my mom refused because it'll be A NIGHTMARE to look for so many rabbits after discovering that there's a hole in the wire netting on the gate. But still, those baby rabbits have Thumper's DNA!

Now, Thumper grown old, and both of its ears sagged down. I don't know what disease is that, but i call it a loppy-wanna-be disease.

About Gillian... hmmm... my neighbor has a female rabbit (well, this is what my neighbor says), but i don't think it's a female. Why? Don't ask. My mom sent Gillian to my neighbor's rabbit for a day, but I really don't think my neighbor's rabbit is a female. I don't want my rabbit to be like Elton John! Sometimes it's hard to determine a rabbits gender. Okay. I won't say anymore.

That's all folks!

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