is 2012 the end?

i'm very annoyed by the fact that the world is going to die in 2012.
just because of the Mayan calender? Come on!!! you think those Mayans can keep on writing their calender forever? No!

whether they like it or not, they HAVE to stop writing their calender on a date...(look at the bright side---they ran out of ink or whatever.) Besides, we humans have no right to decide when the world will end. We have caused so much pollution, forgetting the fact that our fate lies in Mother Nature.

I believe the world is going to end one day (as prophesied in the bible) but this matter is in God's hands. This is the reason why i don't want to watch 2012. I'm annoyed with the director, whoever he or she is. About water here and there and everything. In the bible, God faithfully promised Noah that He'll not send another flood.

Genesis 9:11
And I establish My covenant with you, that never again will all flesh be cut off by the waters of flood, and never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.

dear diary

MONDAY
Dear diary, I passed by my neighbor's house yesterday and I saw this huge mouse trap. Finally, they stopped blaming the baby on the missing food. Today, i see something in the mouse trap. (hurray! ) To my surprise, the thing inside isn't a mouse. It is a CAT.

TUESDAY
Dear diary, there's something wrong with microsoft. Pity that Bill Gates is a high school drop out. If he finished schooling, i bet he could have created Windows Vista (that does not hang) right away.

WEDNESDAY
Dear diary, I saw them making out. don't get me wrong, I wasn't the peeping tom. They were at the front gate! The male was on top of the female. They were........they were....ordinary house flies.

THURSDAY
Dear diary, i wanted to post a love story i read in a book on my blog, but it disappeared, leaving me so frustrated. I can't say that it's a modern version of Romeo and Juliet, but if Juliet leaves Romeo for Paris, then I can say that it's more like it.

FRIDAY
Dear diary, my mom was using the Macbook to surf the net and she thought she was using Internet explorer running on Windows Vista.

SATURDAY
Dear diary, i feel so sad because humans are contributing to GLOBAL WARMING every SECOND. Don't deny- don't deny!!! You're exhaling carbon dioxide now! Hah!

SUNDAY
Dear diary, my ipod officially died today. I can still remember a few years ago when it experienced menopause-- well, "menopause"-- means that when it starts to PMS (not exactly PMS, but i call it so because of it's brittle temper) and everything. can't blame it though.
It's stopped working, and i knew that it's time is up. Rest In Peace, my ipod. Farewell! (though i'm uncertain whether there's such thing as ipod Heaven, but as long as you don't go to hell, i'm okay with it. Wherever you're going, good luck!)

chanel

now we all know why edward cullen fell for bella swan---BELLA USES CHANEL. THE IRRESISTIBLE CHANEL PERFUME.

i always knew, someone like bella needs some dirty tactics.

So, imagine if ALL THE GIRLS in the school uses chanel? oh, that would be so saaaaaad for edward cullen. He'll crack, Jasper will scream, Rosalie will be cursing around, Emmett will be trashing the BMW, and Alice will be running around like a mad cow.

and it'll be even more sad for isabella marie swan. seems like she has got loads for competition...

okay, okay, i've said too much. i can smell your hatred. after all, it's just another parody of twilight.

p.s. i'm still waiting for more replies regarding my previous post. no replies? i'm going alone!

wanna test your stamina?

to the one reading this now

i heard that many are interested in parkour and stuff like that to test your agility and stamina after PmR.

what's new? i have heard of this skytrex-adventure thing, and it's a place in Taman Pertanian, Shah Alam where you can have fun- "the parkour fun". according to the website, there're many "challenges"--

like flying on the “Sky-crawl“. there's an activity that will take the participants from tree to tree via series of aerial obstacles suspended at 3 meters to 22 meters in the air.

......and more stuff like that which kicks your adrenaline active.

EXHILARATING, i would say. Don't tell me this sounds like another game for kiddies.
Those challenges there are designed to push yourself to the limit, and if you're not fit enough, you're going home with a muscle strain.

It's certainly, tough. you'll be hearing your muscles screaming. but that's what we like, isn't it?

INTERESTED? IF you are, tell me, cause i would like to organize a trip there.
click HERE for more details.


oh, by the way,
there's few types of challenges, the first one is a mild one for kids. i propose we take the Big Thrill--
This circuit consists of 23 thrilling challenges with various level of difficulty raging from
“easy“ to “very difficult“. With some of the platforms reaching the height of 17 meters, feel the adrenaline while crossing the “Crazy Zig-Zag“ and flying on the “Sky-crawl“ at the Bermuda Triangle. Hold your breath while crossing “The Earthquake“, test your ability to leap at the “Happy Hopper“ and end the adventure with the grand finale, the 100 meters “Wild Revenge“ which will take you to the finishing platform at an exhilarating speed.

Time to complete: 1.5 hours to 2 hours
Minimum height requirement: 1.4 m
Maximum weight: 100 kg

if you think that this challenge is too mild for you, we can take the Extreme Challenge.

so, what do you think?

...........................beeeep

laugh at me if you want, but i fell in love with........
with...............
with.....................
an old song.
a very song

the song title is 情人的眼淚 (演唱：姚蘇蓉)

为什么要对你掉眼泪
你难道不明白为了爱
只有那有情人眼泪最珍贵
一颗颗眼泪都是爱 都是爱
要不是有情郎跟我要分开
我眼泪不会掉下来 掉下来
好春才来
春花正开
你怎舍得说再会
我在深闺望穿秋水
你不要忘了我情深深如海

i seriously recommend you to listen to this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tlU1TS_nTE

no offense, but songs nowadays are shit. yes, shit.
i get annoyed by songs that don't mean a thing. HOw do you write a song's lyrics in this new era?

by crapping. yes, the tunes may be catchy, but a few years later, you'll find nothing from it. modern singers don't even know half of the things they're singing.

some of them don't even know how to sing. i have listened to so many songs where the singers are just mumbling out the lyrics. practically inaudible.
BUT WHO CARES IF THEY HAVE A GOOD PRODUCER?

farewell, science form 1,2 and 3

TIME PASSES SO FAST, it seems like we were sitting in the classroom, listening to Pn. Aminah babbling about science YESTERDAY.

TODAY, I had an intensive revision on science..... on MSN.

Kenneth the Great™ just sent you a nudge.

Kenneth the Great™ says:
lalala

Rou en. says:
yes?

Kenneth the Great™ says:
no?

rou en. says:
yes and no

Kenneth the Great™ says:
i duno

Rou en. says:
neutral?

Kenneth the Great™ says:
acidic

Rou en. says:
nope
alkaline

Kenneth the Great™ says:
titration

Rou en. says:
universal indicator

Kenneth the Great™ says:
neutralisation

Rou en. says:
sodium hydroxide

Kenneth the Great™ says:
hydrochlric acid

Rou en. says:
AND WATER!!!
I WIN I WIN

Kenneth the Great™ says:
burette

Rou en. says:
conical flask

Kenneth the Great™ says:
retort stand

Rou en. says:
oh shoot
let me have my lunch first

Kenneth the Great™ says:
hv fun~
enjoy ur shark fin soup
money queen

Rou en. says:
i did not have shark fin

Kenneth the Great™ says:
so fast?
lol whut did u eat man?

Rou en. says:
i had hydrochloric acid

Kenneth the Great™ says:
nice
i'm eager to see ur green tongue on tues

Rou en. says:
nope. it's supposed to be YELLOW
but never mind.
i need to drink milk of magnesia
NEUTRALISATION

small stories of my life 生活小事

number one. 风萧萧兮考试寒, 我的分数一去兮不复还
I want my marks back.


let's start with my bahasa malaysia paper.
The day before PMR started, i was doing last minute revision (as usual)

I came across this question about KERIS. I learnt that if someone takes his keris out, the term which names the action is MENGHUNUS.

As i flipped open the PMR paper... cheng cheng cheng..... MY SPIRITS FLEW UP TO THE HIGHEST HEAVEN as i read the first question. Jackpot! It's about keris!

I got happy too fast. The question was about keris, yes, BUT THAT DUDE IS KEEPING THE KERIS!!! NOT TAKING IT OUT!

My spirits dropped from the highest heaven to the lowest hell.
I get lucky sometimes, but not a 100 percent lucky.


number two
c0nfus1ng textb00k5.

I got this from the kemahiran hidup textbook.

PVC (POLYVINYL CHLORIDE)

KEKUATAN: 1. KUAT DAN TAHAN LAMA
2.RINGAN, KERAS, KUKUH

KELEMAHAN: (guess what?) MUDAH PECAH.

how-am-i-supposed-to-understand-that-

don't believe me? check your KEMAHIRAN HIDUP FORM TWO TEXT BOOK (if you have not thrown it away) PAGE 7


number three

我爱我的国家, 但是我的国家不爱我
i love my country, but my country does not love me

oh, the joy of one sided love.
But seriously, do you think that the ONE MALAYSIA THING IS WORKING?

WELL, we seem to like it.
for example:

1. we have H1N1
SEE THAT? even the ONENESS can be found in the virus. see how the ONE MALAYSIA thing is working?

2. formula ONE
The sepang race track-- Malaysians just can't stop bragging about it.

3.

ONE UTAMA! i know, i know. your second home. our second home.
one card, one world, one, one, one....

4. We, malaysians, seem to LOVE the whole one Malaysia thing. We love it SO MUCH, we even include it in our daily communication.
for example:

hey, why so weird wan?
he very happy wan!
nobody goes to school wan!

wow, our prime minister must have been working very hard to make this one Malaysia thing a success.