save mother earth

It's earth hour tomorrow!

Yet Fahrenheit disappointed me.

They have a concert tomorrow at 8 pm! Coincidence? I don't think so. When everyone will be turning off their lights in support for earth hour, they will be singing their heads off in the stadium with zillion of lights on. (Do you think they would sing with the lights off?)

(though i still think wu chun is hot) I simply can't help but to start perceiving Fahrenheit as selfish.
They're too busy singing and seeing money pouring in their pockets to hear the earth MOURNING.

So don't be selfish, (like, *EHEM* some people) and turn your lights off at 8.30 pm tomorrow.

Though it will be dark, but the light from the kindness in your heart will shine and spread warmth to the whole world.

today

persaingan today

though not the finals my expectations were high
or perhaps, too high?

I was shaking
then that annoying sound from the God-knows-what-horn-like-thing was heard
I tried to sing in my head- music makes people run
But my mind went blank. BLANK.

I heard people yelling
Li Qi was shouting
My lungs were bursting
I wanted to stop. I really wanted to stop.

Summoning my last ounce of strength, I ran forward...................

Too complicated?

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said,
'Hey, look towards sky, what you see?'

The Lone Ranger replied, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What does that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Then he turned to his friend and asked:
What does it tell you, Tonto?'

Tonto answered:
'You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole the tent !'

So think simple. Simplicity is a bliss.
Keep things simple, and have a nice day!!!

-sunday-

PERJANJIAN MSN 1 MARCH 2009
1)LEE ROU EN MUST REMOVE THE POST (28FEB 2009)
2)YEAP KENG HAN MUST NoT SPAM LEE ROU EN
3)ANYoNE WHO BREAKS THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATED ABOVE HAS TO COMPENSATE THE OTHER PARTY BY 'BELANJA' HE OR SHE 'MAKAN'

wrote by : Keng Han aka Sejarah fanatic
disagreed by: Rou En
and
ignored by: Rou En

p/s.... Wu chun, will you please UPDATE your blog?

alarm clock

heh heh sorry for not updating my blog lately...

Question-- what's wrong with my alarm clock/

Keng han seems to be the only one having problems with it....

-MSN-

Kenneth says:
but i put smthg in my personal message

Kenneth says:
read i

Kenneth says:
it*

Kenneth just sent you a nudge.

(looks at his personal message)
There wrote: "Rou en's alarm is from pasar malam"

Hahaha. So I edited mine too.

"NO, my alarm clocj is from IKEA. Keng Han is from pasar malam though."

tsk tsk.

! *rou en*! says:
lol

! *rou en*! says:
why dont u read mine too

Then he changed his personal msg again.

Rou En's 'pasar malam' brand alarm clock is a bomb which is about to explode

(wow, that was a nice simile.)

So, I changed mine too.
yea, EXPLODE. THAT MEANS BYE BYE KENG HAN. YOU'RE GONE. and dont come back

Kenneth says:
yea, i've gone to america

Kenneth says:
to run away from ur bomb

! *rou en*! says:
bye! Hope those victims of the global financial crisis there don't rob you....

ps. My alarm clock may be anoying, but it's definitely not pasar malam brand. Never mind if you think it is irritating. I'm not bringing it in the next comming exam. Watches are better. :-)

CNY

Chinese New Year is BORING (well, except receiving those ang paus, maybe).

I'm starting to hate chinese new year now... And if you ask me how I spent my CNY holidays, I will answer....

Does watching TV (and sleeping) count?

boring, boring, boring. I didn't even get to play a single fire cracker!

Oh, and I don't appreciate abalone. High class leeches, remember? I don't like those expensive chinese food or whatever monk jump over the wall crap.

Supposed to go home on Thursday, but I (sort of) pretended to be sick so my dad decided to go home on Wednesday.

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Anyways I just found out that my grandmother passed away because of smoking... (Whoa, I don't think I would want to smoke anymore)

Problem is, smoking seems.... fun?

So I tried to be OPTIMISTIC.
If I died because of smoking, it can be (er......) a family tradition (you know)

I mean, in every generation, there'll be someone who dies because of smoking..... You smoke, I smoke, you die, I also die. What a nice family tradition.

But conclusion is, I will not smoke for the sake of my lungs.
So don't tell me if somebody found out a way to extract nicotine from a cigarette smoke... I may change my mind.

Cha Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

Cha Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

One day, cha siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat cha siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

Cha Siew Pau loose the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;- Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.

So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on Spaghetti that Spaghetti cant say a word,

Spaghetti then scream... 'what did I do? I don't even know you all'..

Then the cha siew pau say..

'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!!'


ps. It's been a long time since "siew pau" was mentioned....