you may not want to read this

remind me next time-- don't ever let anyone touch my front hair

Ugh! I should't have went to that barber!!! WTH, he made me look freakin gay. 

Next time, I shall cut my front hair on my own. Cuz no one really knows how I want my fringe to be like.

Feel like exploding............. I think my blood is boiling now. I want to scream. Why? Everyone is being a nitwit ever since I came home. Feel like yelling at them. Or stranggle them. Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.....

i'm getting angry now. Feel like losing my temper and burn the entire world. 

somebody, give me some ice.

such reality

ANOTHER reason not to get married

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

This is what happens when I get bored. I do stupid things.

Today, I had nothing to do, so I took out my science notebook and colored some pictures I drew in it.

Now, my science note book is COLORFUL and I have to admit, I had some fun

I know, I'm being gay.

Because next week, I have to bid freedom goodbye. Oh noes oh noes oh noes.....
Will be unavailable for 5 days. Don't ask. Just wish me good luck.

warning: you may get offended by this post

Okay.

New Moon's comming out. If you're planning to watch it, please tell me you're lying.
Why? Cuz I don't understand why won't so many girls are obsessively infatuated with a guy who doesn't wash his hair.

Oh, and even he himself admits that he is not suitable for the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight.
I agree. I totally agree. He's more suitable to play Charlie (Bella's dad). I don't mind that.

Or, he can play the poor old hag that got killed by Victoria.

Gaspard Ulliel

They were considering to give him the role of Edward Cullen. They really should. I mean, Gaspard looks so much better that "the almighty" Robert Pattinson.

He and Kristen (she only looks gorgeous with EXCESSIVE makeup) made me hate Twilight. Screw you Twilight movie fans (no offense).


btw, i heard there's this website called script or something like that, and it contains (apparently) all the stuff you need for kerja khusus. Can't find it though.

war

I didn't know, that a war can take place without Hitler.
That's what happened today ....


*post deleted due to current state of affairs. Sorry!!!!

dreading

There's no real aim in my life.
I really missed last week. Well, kindof.


EMPTY.

So I have to suffer for SIX MONTHS. PMR's in October.

after PMR, what else? nothing.

The cycle repeats.
2009 year end holidays, then after that I will be in Form Four, anxiety returns when Sports Day is around the corner, then WHAT?

oh I almost forgot. Exams. Ha-ha.

When I'm in form five, I'll spend the whole year continuously tortured by SPM, peer pressure and more, MORE, MORE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dolphin

ONe night

My dad, brother, little sister and I were watching desperate housewives.

(on tv) A man picks up a blue packet from the floor)

Lil sis: What's that?

Bro: ~duh~

Me : condom.....

Lil sis: (turns to me and my bro) What's a condom?

My brother and I were laughing.

Helpless, she turned to my dad.

"Dad, what's a condom?"

Dad: (embarrassed) family planning.

It's hard to prevent young minds from being corrupted. For example:


This picture is a test to determine whether you have a corrupted mind. If you see an intimate couple, and you really can't find six dolphins in six seconds, your mind is seriously corrupted.

So, why don't you stop watching love movies from now onwards and start looking at dolphins for a change?