Sunday, April 12, 2009

dreading

There's no real aim in my life.
I really missed last week. Well, kindof.


EMPTY.

So I have to suffer for SIX MONTHS. PMR's in October.

after PMR, what else? nothing.

The cycle repeats.
2009 year end holidays, then after that I will be in Form Four, anxiety returns when Sports Day is around the corner, then WHAT?

oh I almost forgot. Exams. Ha-ha.

When I'm in form five, I'll spend the whole year continuously tortured by SPM, peer pressure and more, MORE, MORE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thursday, April 2, 2009

dolphin

ONe night

My dad, brother, little sister and I were watching desperate housewives.

(on tv) A man picks up a blue packet from the floor)

Lil sis: What's that?

Bro: ~duh~

Me : condom.....

Lil sis: (turns to me and my bro) What's a condom?

My brother and I were laughing.

Helpless, she turned to my dad.

"Dad, what's a condom?"

Dad: (embarrassed) family planning.

It's hard to prevent young minds from being corrupted. For example:


This picture is a test to determine whether you have a corrupted mind. If you see an intimate couple, and you really can't find six dolphins in six seconds, your mind is seriously corrupted.

So, why don't you stop watching love movies from now onwards and start looking at dolphins for a change?