...........................beeeep

laugh at me if you want, but i fell in love with........
with...............
with.....................
an old song.
a very song

the song title is 情人的眼淚 (演唱：姚蘇蓉)

为什么要对你掉眼泪
你难道不明白为了爱
只有那有情人眼泪最珍贵
一颗颗眼泪都是爱 都是爱
要不是有情郎跟我要分开
我眼泪不会掉下来 掉下来
好春才来
春花正开
你怎舍得说再会
我在深闺望穿秋水
你不要忘了我情深深如海

i seriously recommend you to listen to this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tlU1TS_nTE

no offense, but songs nowadays are shit. yes, shit.
i get annoyed by songs that don't mean a thing. HOw do you write a song's lyrics in this new era?

by crapping. yes, the tunes may be catchy, but a few years later, you'll find nothing from it. modern singers don't even know half of the things they're singing.

some of them don't even know how to sing. i have listened to so many songs where the singers are just mumbling out the lyrics. practically inaudible.
BUT WHO CARES IF THEY HAVE A GOOD PRODUCER?

farewell, science form 1,2 and 3

TIME PASSES SO FAST, it seems like we were sitting in the classroom, listening to Pn. Aminah babbling about science YESTERDAY.

TODAY, I had an intensive revision on science..... on MSN.

Kenneth the Great™ just sent you a nudge.

Kenneth the Great™ says:
lalala

Rou en. says:
yes?

Kenneth the Great™ says:
no?

rou en. says:
yes and no

Kenneth the Great™ says:
i duno

Rou en. says:
neutral?

Kenneth the Great™ says:
acidic

Rou en. says:
nope
alkaline

Kenneth the Great™ says:
titration

Rou en. says:
universal indicator

Kenneth the Great™ says:
neutralisation

Rou en. says:
sodium hydroxide

Kenneth the Great™ says:
hydrochlric acid

Rou en. says:
AND WATER!!!
I WIN I WIN

Kenneth the Great™ says:
burette

Rou en. says:
conical flask

Kenneth the Great™ says:
retort stand

Rou en. says:
oh shoot
let me have my lunch first

Kenneth the Great™ says:
hv fun~
enjoy ur shark fin soup
money queen

Rou en. says:
i did not have shark fin

Kenneth the Great™ says:
so fast?
lol whut did u eat man?

Rou en. says:
i had hydrochloric acid

Kenneth the Great™ says:
nice
i'm eager to see ur green tongue on tues

Rou en. says:
nope. it's supposed to be YELLOW
but never mind.
i need to drink milk of magnesia
NEUTRALISATION

small stories of my life 生活小事

number one. 风萧萧兮考试寒, 我的分数一去兮不复还
I want my marks back.


let's start with my bahasa malaysia paper.
The day before PMR started, i was doing last minute revision (as usual)

I came across this question about KERIS. I learnt that if someone takes his keris out, the term which names the action is MENGHUNUS.

As i flipped open the PMR paper... cheng cheng cheng..... MY SPIRITS FLEW UP TO THE HIGHEST HEAVEN as i read the first question. Jackpot! It's about keris!

I got happy too fast. The question was about keris, yes, BUT THAT DUDE IS KEEPING THE KERIS!!! NOT TAKING IT OUT!

My spirits dropped from the highest heaven to the lowest hell.
I get lucky sometimes, but not a 100 percent lucky.


number two
c0nfus1ng textb00k5.

I got this from the kemahiran hidup textbook.

PVC (POLYVINYL CHLORIDE)

KEKUATAN: 1. KUAT DAN TAHAN LAMA
2.RINGAN, KERAS, KUKUH

KELEMAHAN: (guess what?) MUDAH PECAH.

how-am-i-supposed-to-understand-that-

don't believe me? check your KEMAHIRAN HIDUP FORM TWO TEXT BOOK (if you have not thrown it away) PAGE 7


number three

我爱我的国家, 但是我的国家不爱我
i love my country, but my country does not love me

oh, the joy of one sided love.
But seriously, do you think that the ONE MALAYSIA THING IS WORKING?

WELL, we seem to like it.
for example:

1. we have H1N1
SEE THAT? even the ONENESS can be found in the virus. see how the ONE MALAYSIA thing is working?

2. formula ONE
The sepang race track-- Malaysians just can't stop bragging about it.

3.

ONE UTAMA! i know, i know. your second home. our second home.
one card, one world, one, one, one....

4. We, malaysians, seem to LOVE the whole one Malaysia thing. We love it SO MUCH, we even include it in our daily communication.
for example:

hey, why so weird wan?
he very happy wan!
nobody goes to school wan!

wow, our prime minister must have been working very hard to make this one Malaysia thing a success.