Monday, June 30, 2008

We don't call it life for nothing

I felt so upset losing a friend, but unfortunately, it wasn't enough for fate. Today, I found out that my rabbit Thumper died while it went out for another "adventure" again.

When I came home from school, I was "greeted" by the news of Thumper's brutal death---it got squashed by a neighbor's car. Chills me whenever I think about it. The neighbor apologised profusely, but reality still remains.... reality.

I had Thumper for 3 friggin years, and now POOF it's gone. (I think my another rabbit Gillian must have been a psychic, for it didn't follow Thumper out.) Ugh, too upset to write anymore. Miss you, Thumper.



Friday, June 27, 2008

Farewell, my dear friend

I was flabbergasted when I heard such an abrupt news today in school. I can't imagine how merciless and unpredictable death can be. It was really devastating to loose a friend.

It was the overwhelming guilt and grief that took over my emotions. The guilt for not communicating more with Jia Yuen. The guilt for not treasuring the friendship. Today I just went to his funeral with my friends, dragging along the unpleasant atmosphere together with us. I remembered the first time I saw him, waiting anxiously in the gloomy classroom for school to begin...

Rest in peace, Jia Yuen. Farewell.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

About the newsletter

Few days ago, I received a PIBG newsletter.

"Hasil daripada Post Mortem Malam Bakat 2oo7, terdapat beberapa masalah disiplin telah timbul. Antaranya berikut:
1. Terdapat pelajar yang pulang lewat... blablabla
2.Terdapat pelajar yang membawa rakan dari luar.....Mereka didapati merokok dan berkelakuan tidak sopan.

(Doesn't mean those students wont do the same on Hari Bakat. Can't you see that you are spoiling the fun? The "mood" won't be there if you hold the school concert in a MORNING!)

"Q: Apakah rasional membina pondok bacaan, gazebo dan "fountain"?
"A: Untuk mewujudkan keadaan persekitaran yang lebih kondusif dan selesa......"

(If you want to mewujudkan keadaan persekitaran yang lebih kondusif dan selesa, you should not neglect the MAINTENANCE . Are you aware that there's no water supply in the toilets! I rather the school spend money on rationalities such as maintenance or BASKETBALL COURT. It's really extravagant to spend such a large amount of money on so much botanical stuff. Where is the kesederhanaan-ness?)

Q: Bolehkah sesi dialog antara pihak sekolah dan ibu bapa diadakan?
A: Sebarang pertanyaan atau cadangan boleh dikemeukaan secara terus kepada Pengetua di sekolah.

(Yea right. Secara terus, you'll be disappointed.)

Q: Mengapa ada kes di mana anak pertama belajar di sekolah ini tetapi anak kedua tidak dapat masuk ke sekolah ini?

A: (We have too much students.......)

(With such a racist pengetua, who would want to enroll their children in anymore?)








Monday, June 23, 2008

My rabbits are thieves!!!

Today, my mom bought back apples from the market, and as usual, my maid will soak all those apples in a big basin in the wet kitchen.

This time, my maid put that big basin with those apples in it on the kitchen floor. Aha! My rabbit's sharp eyes saw it. What a perfect opportunity. A brilliant plan unfolded in their small brain. Are you thinking what I am thinking?
My rabbit Gillian sneaked in the kitchen (while another waited outside) when my maid busied herself in other stuff. Haha. She's not looking~~~

Gillian went to the big red basin and WALA! So many beautiful red red apples rrrrright in front. Delicious and juicy. Before you could even blink, one apple's GONE. Where is it? The rabbits were busily munching it outside. Wait a minute, you didn't pay for it! Ha! Caught you red handed.

Those greedy little pigs. Hmph, see if there's a next time you can get a free apple. Oink oink.

imperfect amateurs

Sexism. You see that almost everyday. Especially in school. Especially when you fight for the right to have the basketball court. Those form fives, precluded us from playing basketball during pjk period today, even though we arrived earlier that them! Since when early birds can't get the good stuff? How injustice this world can be?

Soo yin and Hui li complained to Pn Aminah, but what she said was: "Actually I came because I want you all to do science peka."

~what the~

There's no point having contretemps with those form fives--- it's a sexist and AGIST world after all. So, we ended up playing football. And we really s*ck in it. But we're compelled to. How can we kick well, when we can't even manage to kick Ilyas de annoying out of 2 Matahari?

Someone find a sponsor please! Why should the school spend such a large amount of money for beautification? I rather see a new BASKETBALL COURT than PONDOKS.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

house of wax


Didn't expect someone could make something so funny out of this gruesome movie poster.






Poor Garfield.
















Thursday, June 19, 2008

Tagged again

LIST OUT YOUR TOP 10 FRIENDS BY ORDER OF RANK

  1. Hui Li
  2. Siew Jun
  3. Soo Yin
  4. Zhou Ling
  5. Xin ling
  6. Yau
  7. Abi
  8. Xian
  9. Kadri
  10. Jeff
I didn't list it out by rank. Lazy.

CURRENTLY LONESOME OR MR/MS POPULAR -
Lonesome.

A BEST FRIEND OR A FEW GOOD BUDDIES -
Good buddies.

DIE OF HUNGER OR BRUTALLY MURDERED -
Brutally murdered, so my murderer can get the worst of it when I haunt him or her.

ANY EX-GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS -
What do you think?

ANY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND -
Hah! As if.

GOT DITCHED BY YOUR FRIEND -
Shut up. I hate that.

DITCHED YOUR FRIEND -
Only if they provoke me.

CURRENTLY THINKING -
Why am I answering such a lame question?

HAVE YOU EVER...
LIKED SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN'T -
Aha! I can't help that, can I?

INJURED SOMEONE -
Sorry for that.

HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS -
It's inescapable.

KILLED SOMEONE -
If yes, I'll be in jail, and do you think I still can be blogging?

KISSED YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND -
I SAID, I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

CRIED OVER A CRUSH -
Why should I tell you?

HATED SOMEONE BUT PRETENDED TO BE NICE -
I'm not ready to make nice.


TAG 5 PEOPLE -
1. Siew Jun
2. Anyone
3. Anyone

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Low--- when you translate it to bm

I suddenly had the notion to translate Low by Flo Rida. I translated them by using a website, whichcertainly proved that human brains are better.

Original lyrics
Translated lyrics

"LOW"
ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,

ai bukan tidak kelihatan nuthin kehendak itu membuatku pergi,

This crazy all night spendin my dough

Semalaman gila ini spendin doh saya

Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Mempunyai sejuta dolar vibe dan sebiji botol untuk pergi

Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show

Hari jadi Dem kuih-kuih, mencuri mereka pertunjukan

So sexual, she was flexible

juga seksual, dia adalah fleksibel

Professional, drinkin X and ooo
Profesional, drinkin X dan ooo

Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I

Membuat tunggu sebentar, boleh saya melihat apa saya berfikir saya

Whoa
Ho

Did I think I seen shorty get low
Adakah saya berfikir saya dilihat pendek dapat rendah

Ain't the same when it's up that close
Ai bukan serupa apabila ia adalah atas yang hampir

Make it rain, I'm makin it snow

Berjaya menghujani, saya merupakan makin ia salji


Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Bekerja kutub, saya mendapat senarai tebing


Imma say that I prefer them no clothes

Imma mengatakan bahawa saya suka mereka baju-baju tiada


I'm into that, I love women exposed
Saya merupakan ke dalam yang, saya suka wanita terdedah

Friday, June 13, 2008

Friday the 13th!!!!

Today is an unlucky day for all the superstitious people out there. Last year there were two friday the 13ths-- April and July. My rabbit broke it's leg on a Friday the 13th last year.

This year, only June has Friday the 13th. (Is it a good thing or bad thing?) Wikipedia said that in numerology, the number twelve is considered the number of completeness, as reflected in the twelve months of the year, twelve recognized signs of the zodiac, the twelve tribes of Israel, the twelve Apostles of Jesus, etc., whereas the number thirteen was considered irregular, transgressing this completeness. There is also a superstition, thought by some to derive from the Last supper, that having thirteen people seated at a table will result in the death of one of the diners. About Friday, it was the day on which Jesus Christ was crucified. Nice..... I'm still considered as thirteen...

Joking! I not that superstitious actually. I found out that I did kinda baaaaad in PJK this morning. I'll take it as coincidence.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Before and After

Sorry. No pictures. I don't know what's wrong with my phone's memory card.

I got 78 for civic ---the result of not even touching the civic text book.
About seni, I got 71 ---the result of not even having the text book
Pjk, I got 58 ---the result of not bothering to read the questions

Exam over, mid year holidays over, now I got CIVIC PROJECT to worry about. Ugh, I hate to remind myself about that. Now what are we going to do? Take pictures of ourselves cleaning the science lab... How fake. Hui Li's been complaining about her hair... Seriously, I don't think her hair is weird! You see---if I say her hair is weird, I'm lying then, but if I say it's not weird, she won't believe it! I can't remember who suggested that everyone cut their hair as short as Hui Li's, and she'll look less weird then. Well, if everyone do that, make sure they knock one of their teeth out too. :-) Argh. Stu*id tooth fairy story.

Oh, today Pn Aminah gave us another thing to worry about. Science project. All those invertebrates and vertebrates strikes back... again.

Te-ACHE-rs

IN my school, there are two Chongs- both of them are Ciks (Cik, not chick) and teaches Chinese. The only way to discriminate them is to call them according to their body size- either fat or skinny. This year, skinny Chong is my Chinese teacher and she's super strict in marking our test paper. It goes worse if she is the one who sets the test paper. The questions , are ready to rrrrip you off any second. It's like, you choose the answer for the question, and it sound so correct, but actually, it's not. Then *POOH*! There goes your marks.

I came across this poem when I was reading a storybook....

'You're old, father William,' the young man said,
'And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head-
Do you think at your age it is right?'

'In my youth' Father William said to his son,
'I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now I'm perfectly sure I have none
Why, I do it again and again.'

I don't know why, I kept on thinking that this Father William is like one of my teachers in school. ( It's not that she incessantly stands on her head- she certainly has no brains.)

Tagged with silly questions

Name 5 Friends Of The Opposite Sex.
-how old are they?
-where are they currently?
-How long have you known them?
-tag 5 people.



1) Jarrod Joshua… the one who tagged me.
-14
-Hmm… Aha!!! BU6
-6 months. Didn’t REALLY knew him last year.

2) Kadri
-14
-Er…. Somewhere in Malaysia
-6 months

3)Timothy Teh

-14
-Not sure…. Somewhere near Hei Zel’s hse

-18 months

4) Jeffrey Lee

-14

- TTDI

-6 months

5)Lee Yan Yi

-14

- Somewhere on earth

-6 months

Would You Rather...



*Party with (1-JJ) or (5-Yan Yi)?
JJ. Why? cuz i don't know where Yan Yi's house is

*Marry (2-Kadri) or (4-Jeff)?
Wth…. How do you think I’m gonna answer this when I can’t even decide what ice cream flavour should I choose?

*Make out with (3-Tim) or (5-Yan Yi)?
Absurd question which deserves an absurd answer. That was the absurd answer. *Absurd*

*Date (1-JJ) or (2-Kadri)?
JJ ‘s “not available” and no way I’m dating Kaddy

* Kill(1- JJ) or (3-Tim)?
Tim

*Cuddle with (2-Kadri) or (5-YanYi)?
Why, oh WHY didn’t I put someone I cuter? (jokin)

*Have kids with (3-Tim) or (4-Jeff)?
Argh!!! I’m not a goat.

*Live with (1-JJ) or (3-Tim)?
Tim. Cuz he has a cute little brother!

*Be stuck on an island with (2-Kadri) or (5-Yan Yi)?
Kadri. He’ll sing his kebab song non stop, and I won’t feel bored.

*Have (3-Tim) ever hurt you?
OH YES YES YES!!!!

*Have you ever hurt (4-Jeff)?
Yup. Sorry for that. You’re not a loser, Jeff. But you’re not a winner though.


*Who is the funniest?
JJ

*Can you beat up (5-Yan Yi)?
Unless you ant me to end up with bruises and scratches

* When is the last time you saw (2-Kadri)?
Where else?

* Who's the smartest?
Hmm…. Could be JJ. But he wasn't that smart to tag me, and ending me up with these questions!


*How long have you known (5-Yan Yi)?
Look up



* Who is (3- Tim) dating/crushing on?
Oh I KNOW I KNOW!!!! ... But he’ll be the one who kills me if I say it now.


++Who Has The Better..



*Smile
Boys don’t smile as frequent as gals.


*Body.

No one


*Face.
What’s the difference?


*Attitude.
Jeff has the best attitude. For being annoying.

*Voice.
Kadri. He sings almost everyday in class..

*Clothes

None of them wears Prada






I tag...

Whoa, after tormenting me with all those questions, you still want MORE people to be end up like me?

In your dreams









Monday, June 2, 2008

A-tish-oo, I need tissue!!!

Have been sneezing all day long... I felt so bad for using so much tissues. If you convert the number of tissues i used today into US Dollars, i think it's enough to buy an iphone. Ugh, maybe it's because I was silly enough to play in the rain yesterday. I don't know how many trees I killed. Are there such things as recyclable tissues?

My brother, he's so busy about his environment things. So if you got anything about the environment, just shoot it over. He also found out today that he shares the same birth date as Leona Lewis. Too bad its not the same year or he can become my driver already. =D And I'm listening to her song right now.