money... how funny can it be?

HOW TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN BUSINESS

must- have -tips especially during global economical crisis.


1. Just because you're blind, doesn't mean your customers are blind. trust me, if they can find a hundred splinters in your eye, they can see more.



2. Be smarter than a dog.


3. don't get yourself entangled with emotional issues.


4. Lastly....Be more creative.

why bahasa malaysia?

Got this from another website, so if you want to sue somebody for the following contents, good luck finding the original writer of 'em

One day, Malaysia decided to send our space tourist with Russian spacecraft. The mission is to see how tasty the roti canai and teh tarik in the space ...

during the experiment, our space tourist feel the roti canai is too spicy ... he feel suffering and request his Russian counterpart to provide some water ... so he said .... "Abang, tolong bagi sikit air ... pedas, pedas" ... the Russian cannot understand and replied ... "What? What you mean" ...

our space tourist cannot stand for it and keep shouting ... "AIR, AIR, AIR" ... the Russian stood and finally he understand and replied ... "No AIR in the space, we breath using oxygen tank !" ... due to the miss communication, both of them fighting in the spacecraft and cause some damages ...

the Russian aware of the damage and quickly find the EMERGENCY button to save himself .... and now left only the Malaysian space tourist who trapped in the spacecraft ... so he tried to find is there any button labeled with "LARI" or "CABUT" or "KECEMASAN" ... unfortunately he cant find any ...

so the Malaysian space tourist call back to the command center to ask for help ... since he cant speak English so he just shouted ... "tolong, tolong, tolong" ... the American, Russian, Japan and Chinese engineers in the command center could not understand ... then the American engineer said ... "i think the Malaysian space tourist is too excited and shouting happily ... first time exploring the space is definitely an excited experience ... why dont we also shout together to show that we also happy?" ... so the engineers in the command center replied and shout loudly ... "tolong, tolong, tolong"

at the end ... no one "tolong" the Malaysian space tourist .. and due to the lack of English knowledge, he not able to operate the spacecraft ... and at the end .... he lost in space together with the multi-million dollar spacecraft ...

the story above is for people who are not in technical field, and could not understand what is the roles of English in the technical/engineering/science industries ...

The ministry of education is supporting students to make good use of ICT in order to improve their studies, and yet they decided to teach Science and Math in BM.

Who is going to help us to translate all the information from the internet? WHO???

Type "elekrik" on google. How many results can you get?

Try typing "electric" instead. How many results can you get?