CNY

Chinese New Year is BORING (well, except receiving those ang paus, maybe).

I'm starting to hate chinese new year now... And if you ask me how I spent my CNY holidays, I will answer....

Does watching TV (and sleeping) count?

boring, boring, boring. I didn't even get to play a single fire cracker!

Oh, and I don't appreciate abalone. High class leeches, remember? I don't like those expensive chinese food or whatever monk jump over the wall crap.

Supposed to go home on Thursday, but I (sort of) pretended to be sick so my dad decided to go home on Wednesday.

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Anyways I just found out that my grandmother passed away because of smoking... (Whoa, I don't think I would want to smoke anymore)

Problem is, smoking seems.... fun?

So I tried to be OPTIMISTIC.
If I died because of smoking, it can be (er......) a family tradition (you know)

I mean, in every generation, there'll be someone who dies because of smoking..... You smoke, I smoke, you die, I also die. What a nice family tradition.

But conclusion is, I will not smoke for the sake of my lungs.
So don't tell me if somebody found out a way to extract nicotine from a cigarette smoke... I may change my mind.

Cha Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

Cha Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

One day, cha siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat cha siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

Cha Siew Pau loose the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;- Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.

So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on Spaghetti that Spaghetti cant say a word,

Spaghetti then scream... 'what did I do? I don't even know you all'..

Then the cha siew pau say..

'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!!'


ps. It's been a long time since "siew pau" was mentioned....

scream

Today is only the ninth day of 2009, and I already broke a new year resolution. Gee, I think I'm even faster than Edward Cullen.

I broke the very first new year resolution (please read my previous post about it). Well, kind of. And it is VERY ANNOYING, VERY VERY ANNOYING. I mean, I didn't want to like him!!! But.... I will get over him one day. Cuz I know I have like, zero percent chance?

You wanna know who? Give you a hint--- I just linked his blog to mine today. Check it out yourself.

f*ck

You know, the famous four letter word which starts which a "F" .... Your favorite word, isn't it?

Well, (apparently) this is the origin of the four letter word you use to hear....

In ancient England, people could not have sex without the consent of the King. When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a sign to hang on their door when they had sexual relations.

The sign read....

Fornication Under Consent of the King

I received this from an email, and I am not sure whether this is true or not, but I'm not responsible if your mother comes yelling at me saying that I taught you something bad or whatever. Just thought you should know.