small stories of my life 生活小事

number one. 风萧萧兮考试寒, 我的分数一去兮不复还
I want my marks back.


let's start with my bahasa malaysia paper.
The day before PMR started, i was doing last minute revision (as usual)

I came across this question about KERIS. I learnt that if someone takes his keris out, the term which names the action is MENGHUNUS.

As i flipped open the PMR paper... cheng cheng cheng..... MY SPIRITS FLEW UP TO THE HIGHEST HEAVEN as i read the first question. Jackpot! It's about keris!

I got happy too fast. The question was about keris, yes, BUT THAT DUDE IS KEEPING THE KERIS!!! NOT TAKING IT OUT!

My spirits dropped from the highest heaven to the lowest hell.
I get lucky sometimes, but not a 100 percent lucky.


number two
c0nfus1ng textb00k5.

I got this from the kemahiran hidup textbook.

PVC (POLYVINYL CHLORIDE)

KEKUATAN: 1. KUAT DAN TAHAN LAMA
2.RINGAN, KERAS, KUKUH

KELEMAHAN: (guess what?) MUDAH PECAH.

how-am-i-supposed-to-understand-that-

don't believe me? check your KEMAHIRAN HIDUP FORM TWO TEXT BOOK (if you have not thrown it away) PAGE 7


number three

我爱我的国家, 但是我的国家不爱我
i love my country, but my country does not love me

oh, the joy of one sided love.
But seriously, do you think that the ONE MALAYSIA THING IS WORKING?

WELL, we seem to like it.
for example:

1. we have H1N1
SEE THAT? even the ONENESS can be found in the virus. see how the ONE MALAYSIA thing is working?

2. formula ONE
The sepang race track-- Malaysians just can't stop bragging about it.

3.

ONE UTAMA! i know, i know. your second home. our second home.
one card, one world, one, one, one....

4. We, malaysians, seem to LOVE the whole one Malaysia thing. We love it SO MUCH, we even include it in our daily communication.
for example:

hey, why so weird wan?
he very happy wan!
nobody goes to school wan!

wow, our prime minister must have been working very hard to make this one Malaysia thing a success.