wanna test your stamina?

to the one reading this now

i heard that many are interested in parkour and stuff like that to test your agility and stamina after PmR.

what's new? i have heard of this skytrex-adventure thing, and it's a place in Taman Pertanian, Shah Alam where you can have fun- "the parkour fun". according to the website, there're many "challenges"--

like flying on the “Sky-crawl“. there's an activity that will take the participants from tree to tree via series of aerial obstacles suspended at 3 meters to 22 meters in the air.

......and more stuff like that which kicks your adrenaline active.

EXHILARATING, i would say. Don't tell me this sounds like another game for kiddies.
Those challenges there are designed to push yourself to the limit, and if you're not fit enough, you're going home with a muscle strain.

It's certainly, tough. you'll be hearing your muscles screaming. but that's what we like, isn't it?

INTERESTED? IF you are, tell me, cause i would like to organize a trip there.
click HERE for more details.


oh, by the way,
there's few types of challenges, the first one is a mild one for kids. i propose we take the Big Thrill--
This circuit consists of 23 thrilling challenges with various level of difficulty raging from
“easy“ to “very difficult“. With some of the platforms reaching the height of 17 meters, feel the adrenaline while crossing the “Crazy Zig-Zag“ and flying on the “Sky-crawl“ at the Bermuda Triangle. Hold your breath while crossing “The Earthquake“, test your ability to leap at the “Happy Hopper“ and end the adventure with the grand finale, the 100 meters “Wild Revenge“ which will take you to the finishing platform at an exhilarating speed.

Time to complete: 1.5 hours to 2 hours
Minimum height requirement: 1.4 m
Maximum weight: 100 kg

if you think that this challenge is too mild for you, we can take the Extreme Challenge.

so, what do you think?

...........................beeeep

laugh at me if you want, but i fell in love with........
with...............
with.....................
an old song.
a very song

the song title is 情人的眼淚 (演唱：姚蘇蓉)

为什么要对你掉眼泪
你难道不明白为了爱
只有那有情人眼泪最珍贵
一颗颗眼泪都是爱 都是爱
要不是有情郎跟我要分开
我眼泪不会掉下来 掉下来
好春才来
春花正开
你怎舍得说再会
我在深闺望穿秋水
你不要忘了我情深深如海

i seriously recommend you to listen to this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tlU1TS_nTE

no offense, but songs nowadays are shit. yes, shit.
i get annoyed by songs that don't mean a thing. HOw do you write a song's lyrics in this new era?

by crapping. yes, the tunes may be catchy, but a few years later, you'll find nothing from it. modern singers don't even know half of the things they're singing.

some of them don't even know how to sing. i have listened to so many songs where the singers are just mumbling out the lyrics. practically inaudible.
BUT WHO CARES IF THEY HAVE A GOOD PRODUCER?

farewell, science form 1,2 and 3

TIME PASSES SO FAST, it seems like we were sitting in the classroom, listening to Pn. Aminah babbling about science YESTERDAY.

TODAY, I had an intensive revision on science..... on MSN.

Kenneth the Great™ just sent you a nudge.

Kenneth the Great™ says:
lalala

Rou en. says:
yes?

Kenneth the Great™ says:
no?

rou en. says:
yes and no

Kenneth the Great™ says:
i duno

Rou en. says:
neutral?

Kenneth the Great™ says:
acidic

Rou en. says:
nope
alkaline

Kenneth the Great™ says:
titration

Rou en. says:
universal indicator

Kenneth the Great™ says:
neutralisation

Rou en. says:
sodium hydroxide

Kenneth the Great™ says:
hydrochlric acid

Rou en. says:
AND WATER!!!
I WIN I WIN

Kenneth the Great™ says:
burette

Rou en. says:
conical flask

Kenneth the Great™ says:
retort stand

Rou en. says:
oh shoot
let me have my lunch first

Kenneth the Great™ says:
hv fun~
enjoy ur shark fin soup
money queen

Rou en. says:
i did not have shark fin

Kenneth the Great™ says:
so fast?
lol whut did u eat man?

Rou en. says:
i had hydrochloric acid

Kenneth the Great™ says:
nice
i'm eager to see ur green tongue on tues

Rou en. says:
nope. it's supposed to be YELLOW
but never mind.
i need to drink milk of magnesia
NEUTRALISATION

small stories of my life 生活小事

number one. 风萧萧兮考试寒, 我的分数一去兮不复还
I want my marks back.


let's start with my bahasa malaysia paper.
The day before PMR started, i was doing last minute revision (as usual)

I came across this question about KERIS. I learnt that if someone takes his keris out, the term which names the action is MENGHUNUS.

As i flipped open the PMR paper... cheng cheng cheng..... MY SPIRITS FLEW UP TO THE HIGHEST HEAVEN as i read the first question. Jackpot! It's about keris!

I got happy too fast. The question was about keris, yes, BUT THAT DUDE IS KEEPING THE KERIS!!! NOT TAKING IT OUT!

My spirits dropped from the highest heaven to the lowest hell.
I get lucky sometimes, but not a 100 percent lucky.


number two
c0nfus1ng textb00k5.

I got this from the kemahiran hidup textbook.

PVC (POLYVINYL CHLORIDE)

KEKUATAN: 1. KUAT DAN TAHAN LAMA
2.RINGAN, KERAS, KUKUH

KELEMAHAN: (guess what?) MUDAH PECAH.

how-am-i-supposed-to-understand-that-

don't believe me? check your KEMAHIRAN HIDUP FORM TWO TEXT BOOK (if you have not thrown it away) PAGE 7


number three

我爱我的国家, 但是我的国家不爱我
i love my country, but my country does not love me

oh, the joy of one sided love.
But seriously, do you think that the ONE MALAYSIA THING IS WORKING?

WELL, we seem to like it.
for example:

1. we have H1N1
SEE THAT? even the ONENESS can be found in the virus. see how the ONE MALAYSIA thing is working?

2. formula ONE
The sepang race track-- Malaysians just can't stop bragging about it.

3.

ONE UTAMA! i know, i know. your second home. our second home.
one card, one world, one, one, one....

4. We, malaysians, seem to LOVE the whole one Malaysia thing. We love it SO MUCH, we even include it in our daily communication.
for example:

hey, why so weird wan?
he very happy wan!
nobody goes to school wan!

wow, our prime minister must have been working very hard to make this one Malaysia thing a success.

the ambitious SIDE

WHAT I WANT TO BECOME WHEN I GROW UP

1. fashion designer

this won't work cuz i have no idea about the latest fashion and stuff like that, and I don't like shopping. Okay, okay, i have no fashion sense. But it's weird, cuz i like designing gowns and dresses.

*BUT if i get famous, i may get to meet wu chun! oh, btw, speaking abt him, i realized that i missed his birthday. see what happens when I study too hard?

Oh no, I forgot. I hate to sew.
Fashion designer is off the list.

2. Doctor (don't smile)

It's stupid. I think I screwed my science paper, and yet I aspire to become a doctor. Maybe I 'll be a surgeon. But who wants a surgeon who scores B for science?
Doctor? off the list.

3. national athlete
Been training hard, I mean, i like running, but i don't think... okay you know what? forget it, since I'm going to the gym for another reason now (and I'm so not going to tell you what's the reason cuz you will laugh at me) whatever. The reason is really really really stupid.
national athlete off the list.

4. Something to do with MATHS

i like maths. truth is, i can't wait to learn add maths. but i don't think i would want to become an architect.
Math teacher? no way. directly off the list.

5. cook
i like to cook, but i don't know how to cook. weird huh? If i become a cook, i think my boss would fry me before i can even fry something.
Cook off the list.

maybe i'll just be myself for a while.

money... how funny can it be?

HOW TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN BUSINESS

must- have -tips especially during global economical crisis.


1. Just because you're blind, doesn't mean your customers are blind. trust me, if they can find a hundred splinters in your eye, they can see more.



2. Be smarter than a dog.


3. don't get yourself entangled with emotional issues.


4. Lastly....Be more creative.

why bahasa malaysia?

Got this from another website, so if you want to sue somebody for the following contents, good luck finding the original writer of 'em

One day, Malaysia decided to send our space tourist with Russian spacecraft. The mission is to see how tasty the roti canai and teh tarik in the space ...

during the experiment, our space tourist feel the roti canai is too spicy ... he feel suffering and request his Russian counterpart to provide some water ... so he said .... "Abang, tolong bagi sikit air ... pedas, pedas" ... the Russian cannot understand and replied ... "What? What you mean" ...

our space tourist cannot stand for it and keep shouting ... "AIR, AIR, AIR" ... the Russian stood and finally he understand and replied ... "No AIR in the space, we breath using oxygen tank !" ... due to the miss communication, both of them fighting in the spacecraft and cause some damages ...

the Russian aware of the damage and quickly find the EMERGENCY button to save himself .... and now left only the Malaysian space tourist who trapped in the spacecraft ... so he tried to find is there any button labeled with "LARI" or "CABUT" or "KECEMASAN" ... unfortunately he cant find any ...

so the Malaysian space tourist call back to the command center to ask for help ... since he cant speak English so he just shouted ... "tolong, tolong, tolong" ... the American, Russian, Japan and Chinese engineers in the command center could not understand ... then the American engineer said ... "i think the Malaysian space tourist is too excited and shouting happily ... first time exploring the space is definitely an excited experience ... why dont we also shout together to show that we also happy?" ... so the engineers in the command center replied and shout loudly ... "tolong, tolong, tolong"

at the end ... no one "tolong" the Malaysian space tourist .. and due to the lack of English knowledge, he not able to operate the spacecraft ... and at the end .... he lost in space together with the multi-million dollar spacecraft ...

the story above is for people who are not in technical field, and could not understand what is the roles of English in the technical/engineering/science industries ...

The ministry of education is supporting students to make good use of ICT in order to improve their studies, and yet they decided to teach Science and Math in BM.

Who is going to help us to translate all the information from the internet? WHO???

Type "elekrik" on google. How many results can you get?

Try typing "electric" instead. How many results can you get?