chanel

now we all know why edward cullen fell for bella swan---BELLA USES CHANEL. THE IRRESISTIBLE CHANEL PERFUME.

i always knew, someone like bella needs some dirty tactics.

So, imagine if ALL THE GIRLS in the school uses chanel? oh, that would be so saaaaaad for edward cullen. He'll crack, Jasper will scream, Rosalie will be cursing around, Emmett will be trashing the BMW, and Alice will be running around like a mad cow.

and it'll be even more sad for isabella marie swan. seems like she has got loads for competition...

okay, okay, i've said too much. i can smell your hatred. after all, it's just another parody of twilight.

p.s. i'm still waiting for more replies regarding my previous post. no replies? i'm going alone!