Instructions :Remove one question from below and add in your own question, make it a total 20 questions. Then tag 8 people from your list. List them out at the end of the post. Notify them that they have been tagged.

1. At what age you wish to marry?
1000001.

2.Will you consider sexual relationships before marriage?
Condoms are expensive, hello.

3.Do you smoke?
I don't even know how to light a lighter.

4.What is the the latest gadget that you own ?
Ipod touch. I hope next will be a Mac.

5. Who did you mostly texted lately ?
Hui Li

7. What is the latest thing you bought with your own money?
My dad always say, YOUR MONEY IS ALSO MY MONEY. So how am I supposed to answer that?

10. What makes you cry?
Cry? It's a result of a very very angry Rou En.

11. How many kids do you want ?
Brats. 2 kids will be enough for the broken windows, torn cushions, huge fights, overturned tables, screaming, unlimited complaints, exasperating grumbles, incessant pestering, stolen money and a very big cane to be kept in a cupboard, which will sooner or later disappear mysteriously. Well.... that was what happened when I was a small kid... lolx

12. Are you CRAZY??
Maybe.... because I think that violence is a bliss. I'm kinda crazy to do such a lame quiz anyways....

13. Where is the latest restaurant you had dinner?
A restaurant located in my house's dining room. The food was boring because the menu never changes. That's because I'm the chef there. (jkjk)

16. Do you believe in God?
If not, how could I ever exist? How would even charlie exist?

17. Do you like your relatives ?
Maybe.... Okay yes because I got a feeling they will view my blog.

18. Name your favourite game or sport.
Running around like a maniac!!!!

19. Name the first person that comes into your mind now.
Chad Michael Murray... yeah I know it's kinda dumb.



20. What are the 3 dares a class geek won't do?
1. Pretend to have a heart attack during exams
2. Come to school drunk
3. Flirt with the headmistress


tag:
anyone!

Confessions

When I was young I was amazing.... amazingly dumb. Why? Because I always thought....

1. Clothes are made by some kind of fabric that will become smaller and smaller everyday. That's why mummy says I can't wear my old clothes anymore, right?

2. Women will get pregnant at the age of their 30s.... whether they are married or not. That's why there are so many desperate women out there dying to get married before they get pregnant.

3. When I was 6, I joined Ballet classes, and I noticed that my Ballet teacher will point a remote control towards everyone before the music started. I always thought that the remote control has some kind of superpower that could control everyones brain and mind to FOCUS. I was completely oblivious that there is a disk player behind me.

4. When I was halfway in my ballet class, a few masked men suddenly came in the studio and each of them had a knife. I seriously thought that they were people trying to give my Ballet teacher a haircut. They were holding knives... right? I didn't know they were robbers until they locked us all in the toilet.

5. UFOs are invented by humans... If not how do we know that UFOs have ALIENS inside?

6. Every country in the world is called Malaysia.... Just because we also call Sabah and Sarawak Malaysia. We need to ride an airplane there.....right?

7. Werewolves really exist..... if not how could they make movies out of it.

8.Computer virus is the main cause of influenza. That's why mommy doesn't want me to play the computer too much.

Yeah those days.....

Hari koko!!!

Gosh.... Shishi (nickname for Shinobi) is so cool..... Though now learning how to use a gun is better. Just 'BANG" and you're dead. Way to go Shinobies! But why didn't they use REAL EGGS to throw at each other during the performance? (rotten eggs better) . I would love to see them throwing rotten eggs at each other..... Hah! A kitchen fight. It's goona be funny. Minus all those saucepans and pots.
When does Shinobi ppl were fighting, I noticed that Pn. Zubi was trying hard not to laugh. Maybe she loves violence?

A Saturday in school

Today, I found a paper, with "I love snorting" written on it. There were also tapes behind the paper, so I decided to make use of it. Snorting----- fits Keng Han the most, obviously. So I went up to him and furtively stuck the paper behind his back.
But the paper lasted there for only a few seconds. Thanks to gravity. And Keng Han was sizzling mad at me. I yelled that I was sorry ( I forgot that En. Siva is always within his reach), but crossing my fingers behind, though. He yelled back:
"WHO WROTE THIS THING!!! I'LL FIND OUT AR, I"LL FIND OUT AR!!!!!"
...... right after he crumpled up the paper and threw it into the dustbin.

He's really dumb! If he wants to find out who is the "author" to the '"thing", WHY ON EARTH DID HE THROW AWAY THE PAPER? I think he doesn't even know that the paper is the only "evidence" he got.
Good luck in your case, CSI wanna be. Do you need some DNA samples?

slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.

Why must my comp's internet connection be so S-L-O-W??? Just because speed kills? It takes like... half a century just to load MSN!!! SLOW SLOW SLOW. Even a DRUNK snail can be faster. Who cares about the whiskey. I wonder, is it streamyx's fault or microsoft's fault? WHEN IS WIMAX COMING OUT, AND WHEN MY DAD WILL BUY A MAC? I think I can finish the whole math book by just waiting to sign in.

By me, after departure from candy mountain, and feeling really really tempted to BANG the keyboard and throw the mouse around.

Were-rabbit

Yesterday, I went to find that small rabbit with a bell round its neck..... and it's STILL IN THOSE FRIGGIN BUSHES! Waliao.... it's a wonder how it survived..... It must be a were- rabbit. (Minus
Wallace and Gromit of course. )

You know what my brother and I did? we took our rabbit Gillian there. At first they both stared at each others eyes.... I think the small rabbit must have been a female, because... you know... ahem..... They started "wrestling" (I'm just trying to make words easier) . I CAN'T BELIEVE my Gillian, TWO times BIGGER than that small rabbit, actually LOST! Gillian's a coward, I tell you, a coward. It ran under a car and refused to come out. End out my brother have to cycle home and take a broom. (He waved the broom and yelled "For Narnia!") Then we shooed Gillian out.

Oh, today lol (someone la) told me that sodium nitrate entered lol's skin and lol may die.... And lol thinks it's cool. Cool right?

Anyways, my parents banned me from watching Charlie!!! Why? Because of the kidney thing la!!!! Aaaaaaaa!!! They also think Charlie is really really annoying, because I kept on singing that banana song, (when I don't have a favorite ear) and I kept repeating those nonsensical conversations in that video. Argh.

Written by me before leaving candy mountain.

About Charlie (as in the unicorn)

Yes yes I know Charlie's cute.... go youtube and watch Charlie the unicorn if you don't know it. Sssssssshun....

Today I heard from someone that Charlie will give bad influence to small kids, because about the kidney thing--- Charlie's kidney got stolen in the candy mountain video, so it reflects those criminals hurting people brutally for their kidneys. Yeah I heard that the Charlie video conveyed a message about taking people's kidney and stuff like that. But the conclusion is, Charlie the unicorn is inappropriate for viewing, for it is promoting violence or whatever.

Yeah yeah I know some people -- including me will strongly oppose this point of view. But seriously do you think that those two unicorns are resembling the devil, luring Charlie to misfortune? They are kinda cute anyway. Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Written by me in Candy mountain.

Little lost rabbit

Yesterday I saw a little cute rabbit (which I'm certain it's NOT mine) hiding in a bush. Ha.... seems like I'm not the only one too careless to let rabbits out roaming....

That little cute rabbit.... hmmm.... it has a little small bell tied around it's neck.... obviously smaller than my rabbit....perhaps 6 months gua... and very very alert + swift. That's why I can't catch it.

When I was like, a few inches away from it, the little rabbit did something it never did before. It thumped it's back leg about... 3-4 times. Rabbits do that when they are afraid....Hey, why I never see my Gillian do that before?

Owner of this small rabbit, please bring this rabbit home if you don't want your rabbit to suffer the same fate as my rabbit......

Nostalgic + Blonde jokes

Hah! I didn't know that 2 Matahari has 3 Musketeers!

Hadn't been bloging for days.... but now I am so it doesn't matter.

The science center trip was fun! Cuz we got one day off (Bye Cik Chong! Hah at your face)

I specially remembered those noisy birdie scream-ing like mad in the whatever-it-is-called park. I told Cik Rozihan that we screamed like those birdies when she pinched us.

Here I would like to share more blonde jokes. I got it all from a website:

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

2nd one:

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

3rd:

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.

As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it!

The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.

He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold.

I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"

4th:

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

5th:

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."

"That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"

So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"

"No I'm a blonde", she replies.

"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.

Tagged!

The rules:
1) Copy and paste this whole post.
2) Put in your own answers.
3) Tag 4 people
4) Tell that 4 people that they are tagged and ask them to do it too.Start!!

1) Do you like pizza?
Ugh, you make my mouth water.

2) Do you prefer green or blue?
Green is the color of those yucky mosses. Blue. BLITZERZ!!!

3)Do you like homework?
Why must you remind me about homework even when I’m online?

4) Do you prefer Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus or Jonas Brothers?
Jonas Brothers!!!!

5) Do you prefer school or tuition?
You say leh?

6) Do you like writing stories/comics?
Stories? I always have the tendency to leave em’ hanging.

7) Do you prefer Friendster or Facebook?
Neither. I created them to “collect dust”. Right, Hui li?

8) Do you prefer tv or computer?
Both.

9) Do you prefer Vanessa Hudgens or Ashley Tisdale?
It’s like asking, Do you prefer Jack Sparrow or Johnny Depp ?

10) Do you prefer HSM or HSM 2?
I rather see Zac Efron being booed away.

i tag Xian, JJ, anyone la

Math

Ugh... As Math gets more and more difficult, and the teacher gets more and more boring. Well, that's my hypothesis. Manipulating, the the math syllabus. Responding, how much can you draw and daydream when the teacher is teaching. Constant.... the teacher. Am I right? Apparently, my guess is right.
I'm really sick of those loci and locus or whatever equidistant, it's so complicated! For instance,
Sketch the loci of the boy on the slide holding his lame map.

Answer:




The poor boy died.
You get my point?