Resident evil: degeneration

Resident Evil: Degeneration, is the first full-length CG animation feature based upon Capcom's Resident Evil video game series. It is set seven years after the Racoon city incident( the whole city was infected by the T-virus) and adds to the existing stories.

I watched it yesterday, and wow, the animation was AWESOME!!! Characters in there look so real! However, the plot kinda sucked.

Let's start with Leon S. Kennedy

He looks ugly in the movie.... He looks better in the game. And I don't know why, they didn't include Ada Wong in.

She look cool right? She's a really tough person and yes, she is cool. I like her outfit. Looks like "Cheongsam". And guess what, Leon actually likes Ada Wong.

If you play Resident evil 4, Leon told Ashley that Ada is "a part of me I can't let go". But I don't think Ada knows, cuz it's not obvious at all...... Leon is always so calm....

Besides, Leon is flirtatious. In Resident evil: degeneration, he went like, lovey-dovey with the two females (Angela and Claire), whereas in the game, he called Ashley "sweetheart" or something like that....... When his true love is actually Ada.

I heard Leon and Ada got married in the end.... I'm not sure but I don't think people like Leon deserves Ada.... She's too cool for him.

New Year Resolutions

Everybody!!! Honeymoon is OVER!
2009 coming.... Ahhh I'm so gonna hate this year screw PMR.....
No more honeymoon year.... :(

These are my new year resolutions... (I think I broke them all already, but I'll tell you anyway)

1.Don't fall in love!
Yea, but I'm not changing my msn display picture..... And don't get me wrong, I'm not in love with that Wu Zun... I just think he is hot (and kinda lala)

*Btw, I went 1u with my family yesterday, and there's this Fahrenheit poster there with Wu Zun in it... my mom said Wu Zun looks pretty......because she thought he's a girl....



2. Stop shaking legs while eating
My habit... Got worse after hearing that shake shake song from metrostation or whatever

3. Microsoft is slow... Streamyx is slow... yeah so DON'T BANG THE INNOCENT KEYBOARD even though the computer hangs or...or ....(jeez) God-knows-what-will happen.
(sheesh) I think I might as well don't use the computer.

4. Stop playing clubpenguin
I love to bully other penguins, but there're always lame questions like....

I would gladly click yes.

5. Try to like cats
I hate them ever since a stray cat killed my cute little bunny... But somehow I am convinced that cats are kinda adorable..




Last one.... My darling rabbit, Gillian
I don't think my rabbit knows it's own name-- Gillian 'Gilliande' Francis Light Obama-Bush Danney Humphrey Lee. You may think it is not necessary because it's an old rabbit, but hey, you don't wanna die without knowing what's your name, right?

Toast!

Ever heard of Toastmasters club before? It's some kinda club teaching you how to speak or something like that....(NOT about toasting bread, NOT about cooking)

My mom wanted me to go to the club's seminar, as she thinks that I'm not outspoken and I always tend to act like I have a gold bar in my mouth bla bla bla... So on 13 to 14 December, I attended their so called 'Youth Leadership Program".

Everyone have to make speeches there, and oh, they also bought KFC for us! During lunch time they bought us to an Indian restaurant and we can order anything we like (they'll settle the bill for us) and we had big apple doughnuts.... (I knew my dad did't pay RM120 for nothing)

Pictures........

(See the box?) They're eating Big Apple's doughnuts.....
(Clockwise from left) Li Leng from Melbourne, Australia , Aaron Pek, Kevin Chai, A facilitator whose name I forgot, and (omg) I forgot the last two boy's names... But I remember that they're both going to Catholic High next year.

Cherie making a speech.


A new friend I met, and her name is Sue Yin. She's from Yuk Chai too.



Everybody................. Well, I cut myself out from this photo (You know, Photoshop)

Lamer joke

Came back from Teluk Batik.
Where else? I went to the beach, and i saw this small kid with a blue colour swimming tube round his waist... like this....

Out of pure boredom, I asked my brother,
"What's blue and looks like grass?"

What's your guess? Well, the answer is the swimming tube. I lied about the grass.
Finally, I found an even lamer joke.

closing down the blog

Hey,
I'm considering if I should close down my blog (or just stop writing any further posts) after Christmas this year. If I really want to do so, my next two (or three) posts will be the last ones. Hope you enjoyed reading my blog in the past.

"Rou En"

Lame jokes

Lame jokes of the year... vote for the lamest one.

1. Have you heard of the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

2. Your mama’s so fat, …

--when she wears an X-files t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
--when I swerved my car to avoid hitting her, I ran out of gas
--when she wears black at night, a policeman goes ‘break it up you two’
-- every time she turns around, it’s her birthday

3. If those millionaires and zillionaires out there want to direct a movie, what would the title be? -LORD OF THE RINGGIT.

4. Why was the Tomato blushing? -Because he saw the salad dressing. (oooooooooo.....)

5. What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? -Still no idea.

6. What is BROWN AND STICKY? -A stick....

7. A man and his wife has two children. One day, the man bought some dear meat back for dinner.
Children: What is that, Mummy?
Wife: Guess! It's something I always call your dad. (dear and deer sound the same)
(The older child to the younger child): DON'T EAT IT! It is an ASSHOLE!!!

8. An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen.

The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend.

The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying, "Uh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His friend replies, "A carnation?"

"No, no. The other one," the man says.

His friend suggests, "The poppy?"

"No, no, no," growls the man. "You know--the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes! Thank you," the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

9. What do you call Donald Trump's pet? -a TRUMPET.

10. Who's Donald Trump?

Jokes in 2008

Funny jokes I collected in 2008....
(ps. lame jokes are coming soon)

1. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Bobby stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you are stupid, Bobby?" "No ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there by yourself!"

2. One Sunday morning a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready to go to church, to which he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them." His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why you should go to church. One, you're 59 years old, and two, you're the pastor!"

3. A man comes home and finds his wife and his friend in bed. He shoots his friend with a M16 and killed him. His wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends. "

4. A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send me a brother....' Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'

5. Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?' Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister missed one, my mom fainted, my dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.'

6. Young boy: 'Daddy, what is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad: 'You are my son, I am confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential!!!'

7. This is a cute one:>>>

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was only 2 years old.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', (which was actually just water). After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy "tea", my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of "tea" for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know... :)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet bowl?'

8.

Perks of being over 70

(or what you have to look forward to if you are not yet over 70). 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run - anywhere. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. Things you buy now won't wear out. 6. you can't read this without straining your eyes. 7. Your eyes won't get much worse. 8. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 9. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 11. You can't remember who sent you this list 9. I love thanksgiving.

10. You can have it for free.

Can you spot the difference between these two pictures? If you ask me, I can't. They're the same.

Out of all the tall guys in this whole wide world, robert pattinson.
Out of all the guys who have hair in this whole wide world , robert pattinson.
Out of all the guys who can walk in this whole wide world , robert pattinson.

robert pattinson robert pattinson robert pattinson. I mean, why???

His voice, is like some kind of constipated guy (so much for the soft, velvet voice.)

I watched twilight today, and it kinda sucked. And why must they cut out all those scenes? The scene where Emmett said: "This is wrong, Edward, this is wrong! She's not one of us!" (or some thing like that) It's in the trailer! This is wrong, you people, this is wrong! What's the problem with the scene?

Rotten tomatoes gave a rating of 43 over a hundred, 81 critics in 143 reviews.

I rate the movie, 5 over 10. How 'bout you?

Pictures in 2008

When you get emo, you get so frustrated and you blame it all on an innocent little elmo



But this is still the reason why I love disney princesses..... they're hot, aren't they?

CSI fans

Okay, what is this? For CSI wannabes? Do you get to meet Eddie Cahill? I'm curious.

Click, and I'm in this website >>> http://degrees.classesusa.com/schools/17466-page-1.cusa

Titled:

Thinking about a Crime Scene Investigation Career?

okay, you get to become a CSI? Not baaaaad. Bad news is, you have to become an American citizen. Ha..........

Get a degree online and open the door to your future? Go to this website
>>>http://degrees.classesusa.com/browse/?campusType=online&browseType=0.
See it for yourself. Lazy to tell.

A letter to Bill Gates

Got this really lame message from my friend:

This letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our homeand we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' ?? he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I only own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that??

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items ?? 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine.
So when will you keep my photo in that..

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use this PC at home only..

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?? 10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after
my office hours..

Regards, Banta Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how
is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS ???

Tag (exaggerated version)

What' s the connection between you and the last person that called?
Last person I called? Does a Pizza Hut operator count?

What happened at 3:00 pm yesterday?
Calling that friggin operator la!

What do you want in your life right now?
I want to skip this question.

How's your heart lately?
Even if I said that it stopped beating what can you do?

How have you felt today?
Awesome..... until now.

When' s the last time you showered?
Hours ago....

Do you like your name?
Yeah. It's a place in France.

Would you rather be cheated with or on?
Well, I cheated in the last penilaian......

How many drugs have you done in the last 7 days?
So you're sending me to rehab huh?

Who/ what do you hate/ dislike currently?
I dislike answering such lame questions currently.

Do you believe in karma?
What's that?

Do you think you can last an hour without talking?
When I'm sleeping yes.

What are you doing after this?
Answering the next question.

Did you just wake up?
....from?

What's the color of the soap in your bathroom?
(I think I ate it)

What can you hear right now?
The clock ticking.

Last thing you drank
Universal solvent

Have you ever received a love letter?no?
You sound like my mom (jkjk)

Have you ever cried in a movie theater?
What's so nice to cry about?

Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.

Would you ever donate blood?
I donate blood to mosquitoes almost everyday.

What does your last text message say?
MYOB.


I Tag YOU!!!

stuck

So sorry for not blogging for the past few weeks (or is it, months?)

I'm going to tell you what happened last last week in my house. I GOT LOCKED in my own ROOM. It's one of the worst things that could happen on a Friday night.

I just couldn't open the door, no matter I push or pull or whatever. My room door somehow got stuck, and I'm stuck in my room too. I tried using my dad's credit card to open the friggin door, but it didn't work at all. (For once, credit cards couldn't solve the problem)

I tried again, and that was before I found out that the credit card I'm using is actually still valid. Whoops. Made a few scratches.... Same goes to the other side of my room door... Jeez how come all those FBIs can kick open doors so easily... Movies.

While locked inside my room, I kept imaginating scary "things" appearing, getting closer and closer to me.... ARGH SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

In the end, I got out of the room.... by climbing out from my room's window, and then back into the house through my brother's room window. Spent a night in the study room again, (fell asleep while listening to the radio) and in the middle of the night, the radio dial moved by itself again too.......

Tag

1.Post this rules before you give your facts
2.List 8 randoms facts about yourself
3.At the end of the post,choose 8 people to tag and list their names,linking to them.
4.Leave a comment on their blog,letting know their tagged.

The facts about myself,

1. I'm born smart, but school made me stupid.

2. If you ask me, abalones are high class leeches, so i don't eat them. (they look kinda alike, right?)

3. My name is hard to pronounce. Today, my mom asked me to call the dentist to ask about my tooth, and if the dentist asks me who am I, I"ll just say that I'm a desperate patient.

4. I like sleeping in class. ..... Can I bring a pillow to school? Is there a rule saying "no too sharp or too soft things in class"? Well, mattress is kinda okay for me though......

5. I am definitely not dead.


The special 8 people I tagged:
YOU! YES, YOU OVER THERE!

twilight tag

1. Do you like Edward Cullen?
What's not to like about him?

2. Do you find Edward Cullen hot?
oooh!!! If you throw me on the sun I will still say Edward Cullen is HOTter!

3. Do you like Jacob Black?
He is AS IRRITATING AS WHATEVER INSECT ON THIS EARTH! I tell you, he SUX. He's a werewolf, hell yeah, but his pillow is not hungry.

4) Do you find Jacob Black hot?
Hah! Yeah, throw him into a fire and I'll say he's hot.

8) You love Edward and Jacob. Who would you choose?
I said, I like Edward, you nitwit. Jacob only goes with BISCUITS.

9) Your best friend got close to Edward. Will you feel jealous?
Unless my best friend is a boy. Probably he will get jealous instead. (joking, i know it's perasan)

10) You got kissed by someone and he's not human. What will you do?
If it's Jacob, I have a gun ready in my pocket. A basesall bat is kinda nice though.

11) Carlisle or Edward?
...Edward. Carlisle is too old....for me

12) Family or vampire?
People always say, Blood is thicker than water--my family needs water,and vampires need blood. So which should I choose?

13) Love or Friends?
Aren't they both the same? You find love in friends.

14) If the guy you love leaves you exactly like how Edward had left Bella, what would
you do?
Didn't Edward return to Bella?

15) If Edward gives you 502 roses, will you love him in return?
What should i give him? 502 roses also?

16) Five things you hate about Edward.
-He left Bella, leaving her to be with Jacob the super irritating.
-Yeah, he's too hot.
-The way he ignored Bella in Twilight.
-He's FICTIONAL.
-He's a vampire.

17) Five things you hate about Jacob.
- the IRRITATING LIL SH*T WON'T get lost.
-He's a desperate puppy
-He made me dislike werewolves. Luckily there no such thing as hungry pillows in the twilight saga, or I'll be changing my email add.
-He's been rude to Edward and his family.
-He is Bella's friend.

There is so much more to say!

18) Three things you love about Edward...
- he is HOT.
-caring...He exudes an admirable calm
-romantic


19) Three things you love about Jacob...
- Bella prefers EDWARD over him.
- His father can't walk. I hope Jacob ends up like him too.
- He is not gorgeous at all.

20) Two things that you love about Bella...
- caring.
- quiet.

21) If you love Edward,and he promises you something that he didn't fulfill,what
will you do?
Next time I shall remember to check whether he's crossing his fingers behind.

22. Last question, if both Jacob and Edward says "I love you" to you at the same time,same place,same venue,what will you do?
I will ask Jacob to GET LOST and go marry a dog.

23. Oops..one more.. If you got married to Edward, will you force him to transform
you as soon as possible so that he could make love with you?
Getting married to a 17 year old.... I don't like it.

24. List 5 people here for you to tag.
- Siew Jun
- Soo Yin.
- Yau
- Anybody
- Anybody

God ain't that generous.

Beauty of anagrams

Beware of the hen!



I hate under-estimation.

Kids are quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who found America ?
MARIA: I just did.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9-year-old WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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.:~Unblissful holidays: My diary~:.

This happens when a chicken goes desperate.



Okay here's my diary.

Sunday
Morning
Played tennis for an hour. Miraculously,I didn't hit anyone with the tennis ball!!! Well, my sister's head got lucky.

Afternoon
Went to play that childish game clubpenguin. I managed to bully a few penguins...... Could have told them I am George Bush if I didn't curse again. Yeah I said "shit" and the stup*d noop server banned me AGAIN. Well, last time was the 5 letter b word.

Night
Was too bored, went to polish my fingernail, but ended up painting my fingers instead. Went to do skinny Chong's homework, and could have finished it if it the stup*d nail polish didn't smear those pages. Who cares, maybe skinny Chong likes pedicure. Sigh, I shall never touch that nail polish bottle again.

Monday
Morning
Went to 1u, supposed to lead my mom and sis to new wing. I was busy with my phone, so I ended up in the parking lot. Made my mind not to become a tour guide.

*oh, and.... BATMAN FANS!!! go to >>>>> http://whysoserious.com/

Tuesday
Morning
Went to play clubpenguin, but my first account got banned for 72 hours (some stup*d penguin must have reported me for incessantly spreading rumours); went to the second account, and found out that I am banned for the next 24 hours. Not fair!

Wednesday
Morning
The owner of the house next to mine is selling his property at the price of 2.25 million.... (that's more than a 100% increase! greedy lil pig)

Then

I shall play songs through the speakers in my room, FULL BLAST

Then

so the owner shall have to lower down the price.....Nobody likes sound pollution....Well it"s just a semi-d anyway....

Then

In your face people!!! That"s for smoking near my house.

Thursday
Night
Things started to get creepy. I went to my house's study room to sleep(suddenly have the "mood") , and before I slept, I switched on the old radio. But when I woke in the middle of the night, I was surprised to hear no music but those low frequency sounds. Seems like the radio dial moved on its own.... My dad bought the radio a long long time ago, before I was even born, which made me even more positive that the radio's haunted. Well, seems like something else wants to listen to it too. Sharing is caring.

My dad said that the old radio was acting like that before we even moved to our new house here. Oh no, dad, you let the thing follow!!!!

Sunday
Night
Holidays over, what did I do? Ummmmmmm.... nothing.

Holidays....

Note: It's a risk reading this post. You'll see.

Holidays are very boring. Okay maybe not very boring. Boring. Because I have nothing to do except Jeet's homework, which is circles circles circles.

Ghost's festival is over, so I hope it's a shut up for the pantang thing. Unfortunately, but my mind couldn't shut up about that Bloody Mary ghost.

Bloody Mary is a spirit of a mother (often a widow) who murdered her children or a young mother whose baby stolen from her, and yeah she goes mad with grief, what else? Commit suicide. Typical And creepy.

Divination rituals such as the one depicted on this early 20th century Halloween greeting card, where a woman stares into a mirror in a darkened room to catch a glimpse of the face of her future husband, while a witch lurks in the shadows, may be one origin of the Bloody Mary legend. However, there a chance they would see the face of the Grim Reaper instead, which means they will die as virgins......


I read this person's blog, and I happened to come across this----

To summon Bloody Mary you have to go into a bathroom at the stroke of midnight and stand in front of the mirror with a lit candle and with the lights turned off. You chant her name 3 times, “Bloody Mary… Bloody Mary… Bloody Mary…” and then you shout, “I stole your baby!”

And then… in the mirror… you will see the face of a horribly disfigured woman — and she’ll claw your face with razor-sharp nails, leaving you just as terribly mutilated as she is!

The most frightening story in the collection actually didn't even have a ritual. Some people say that if you walk by a mirror in total darkness, regardless of whether you are trying to summon her or not, Bloody Mary will get you.

But if you see Bloody Mary from another angle, it is a popular cocktail containing Vodka and tomato juice.

Okay now don't tell me you can't sleep. I warned you.

Ugh, Siew Jun, now I wish you hadn't told me about the Bloody Mary story.

Achmed The Dead Terrorist

That's Achmed! The dead terrorist! And he's really hilarious. Go to youtube and watch it!!!!
He sang this song during Christmas:

"Oooh, dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through Checkpoint A,
But not through Checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the U.S. Military"

2 thumbs up for this!!!!

Disgusting!

My mom went to the refrigerator, and took out ALMOST EVERY SINGLE vegetable and fruit she can find, put them all in the blender, and
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (sorry I can't pronounce it) went the machine, then she gave it to me and asked me to DRINK!
It looks like.... spaghetti's sauce. Red, a little pink, with all those back black seeds in it. Yuck!!! I tasted it, and it tasted like.....

PAPER SPLOTCHED WITH INK

AND
WOOD

I rather drink ginseng. This is all CRAZY! I tell you, CRAZY! I should have bought INSURANCE before I drink it. But all my mom said was,

" Oh, I forgot to add pineapples."

2OO8 MTV Awards

Out of all the countries, Malaysia. This year, Malaysia, will host the MTV Asia Awards for the first time. Leona Lewis coming, One Republic coming, Pussycat Dolls coming, Panic at the Disco coming.... click Five coming. Hey in fact they all are already HERE! And I'm gonna miss it.

Instructions :Remove one question from below and add in your own question, make it a total 20 questions. Then tag 8 people from your list. List them out at the end of the post. Notify them that they have been tagged.

1. At what age you wish to marry?
1000001.

2.Will you consider sexual relationships before marriage?
Condoms are expensive, hello.

3.Do you smoke?
I don't even know how to light a lighter.

4.What is the the latest gadget that you own ?
Ipod touch. I hope next will be a Mac.

5. Who did you mostly texted lately ?
Hui Li

7. What is the latest thing you bought with your own money?
My dad always say, YOUR MONEY IS ALSO MY MONEY. So how am I supposed to answer that?

10. What makes you cry?
Cry? It's a result of a very very angry Rou En.

11. How many kids do you want ?
Brats. 2 kids will be enough for the broken windows, torn cushions, huge fights, overturned tables, screaming, unlimited complaints, exasperating grumbles, incessant pestering, stolen money and a very big cane to be kept in a cupboard, which will sooner or later disappear mysteriously. Well.... that was what happened when I was a small kid... lolx

12. Are you CRAZY??
Maybe.... because I think that violence is a bliss. I'm kinda crazy to do such a lame quiz anyways....

13. Where is the latest restaurant you had dinner?
A restaurant located in my house's dining room. The food was boring because the menu never changes. That's because I'm the chef there. (jkjk)

16. Do you believe in God?
If not, how could I ever exist? How would even charlie exist?

17. Do you like your relatives ?
Maybe.... Okay yes because I got a feeling they will view my blog.

18. Name your favourite game or sport.
Running around like a maniac!!!!

19. Name the first person that comes into your mind now.
Chad Michael Murray... yeah I know it's kinda dumb.



20. What are the 3 dares a class geek won't do?
1. Pretend to have a heart attack during exams
2. Come to school drunk
3. Flirt with the headmistress


tag:
anyone!

Confessions

When I was young I was amazing.... amazingly dumb. Why? Because I always thought....

1. Clothes are made by some kind of fabric that will become smaller and smaller everyday. That's why mummy says I can't wear my old clothes anymore, right?

2. Women will get pregnant at the age of their 30s.... whether they are married or not. That's why there are so many desperate women out there dying to get married before they get pregnant.

3. When I was 6, I joined Ballet classes, and I noticed that my Ballet teacher will point a remote control towards everyone before the music started. I always thought that the remote control has some kind of superpower that could control everyones brain and mind to FOCUS. I was completely oblivious that there is a disk player behind me.

4. When I was halfway in my ballet class, a few masked men suddenly came in the studio and each of them had a knife. I seriously thought that they were people trying to give my Ballet teacher a haircut. They were holding knives... right? I didn't know they were robbers until they locked us all in the toilet.

5. UFOs are invented by humans... If not how do we know that UFOs have ALIENS inside?

6. Every country in the world is called Malaysia.... Just because we also call Sabah and Sarawak Malaysia. We need to ride an airplane there.....right?

7. Werewolves really exist..... if not how could they make movies out of it.

8.Computer virus is the main cause of influenza. That's why mommy doesn't want me to play the computer too much.

Yeah those days.....

Hari koko!!!

Gosh.... Shishi (nickname for Shinobi) is so cool..... Though now learning how to use a gun is better. Just 'BANG" and you're dead. Way to go Shinobies! But why didn't they use REAL EGGS to throw at each other during the performance? (rotten eggs better) . I would love to see them throwing rotten eggs at each other..... Hah! A kitchen fight. It's goona be funny. Minus all those saucepans and pots.
When does Shinobi ppl were fighting, I noticed that Pn. Zubi was trying hard not to laugh. Maybe she loves violence?

A Saturday in school

Today, I found a paper, with "I love snorting" written on it. There were also tapes behind the paper, so I decided to make use of it. Snorting----- fits Keng Han the most, obviously. So I went up to him and furtively stuck the paper behind his back.
But the paper lasted there for only a few seconds. Thanks to gravity. And Keng Han was sizzling mad at me. I yelled that I was sorry ( I forgot that En. Siva is always within his reach), but crossing my fingers behind, though. He yelled back:
"WHO WROTE THIS THING!!! I'LL FIND OUT AR, I"LL FIND OUT AR!!!!!"
...... right after he crumpled up the paper and threw it into the dustbin.

He's really dumb! If he wants to find out who is the "author" to the '"thing", WHY ON EARTH DID HE THROW AWAY THE PAPER? I think he doesn't even know that the paper is the only "evidence" he got.
Good luck in your case, CSI wanna be. Do you need some DNA samples?

slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.

Why must my comp's internet connection be so S-L-O-W??? Just because speed kills? It takes like... half a century just to load MSN!!! SLOW SLOW SLOW. Even a DRUNK snail can be faster. Who cares about the whiskey. I wonder, is it streamyx's fault or microsoft's fault? WHEN IS WIMAX COMING OUT, AND WHEN MY DAD WILL BUY A MAC? I think I can finish the whole math book by just waiting to sign in.

By me, after departure from candy mountain, and feeling really really tempted to BANG the keyboard and throw the mouse around.

Were-rabbit

Yesterday, I went to find that small rabbit with a bell round its neck..... and it's STILL IN THOSE FRIGGIN BUSHES! Waliao.... it's a wonder how it survived..... It must be a were- rabbit. (Minus
Wallace and Gromit of course. )

You know what my brother and I did? we took our rabbit Gillian there. At first they both stared at each others eyes.... I think the small rabbit must have been a female, because... you know... ahem..... They started "wrestling" (I'm just trying to make words easier) . I CAN'T BELIEVE my Gillian, TWO times BIGGER than that small rabbit, actually LOST! Gillian's a coward, I tell you, a coward. It ran under a car and refused to come out. End out my brother have to cycle home and take a broom. (He waved the broom and yelled "For Narnia!") Then we shooed Gillian out.

Oh, today lol (someone la) told me that sodium nitrate entered lol's skin and lol may die.... And lol thinks it's cool. Cool right?

Anyways, my parents banned me from watching Charlie!!! Why? Because of the kidney thing la!!!! Aaaaaaaa!!! They also think Charlie is really really annoying, because I kept on singing that banana song, (when I don't have a favorite ear) and I kept repeating those nonsensical conversations in that video. Argh.

Written by me before leaving candy mountain.

About Charlie (as in the unicorn)

Yes yes I know Charlie's cute.... go youtube and watch Charlie the unicorn if you don't know it. Sssssssshun....

Today I heard from someone that Charlie will give bad influence to small kids, because about the kidney thing--- Charlie's kidney got stolen in the candy mountain video, so it reflects those criminals hurting people brutally for their kidneys. Yeah I heard that the Charlie video conveyed a message about taking people's kidney and stuff like that. But the conclusion is, Charlie the unicorn is inappropriate for viewing, for it is promoting violence or whatever.

Yeah yeah I know some people -- including me will strongly oppose this point of view. But seriously do you think that those two unicorns are resembling the devil, luring Charlie to misfortune? They are kinda cute anyway. Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Written by me in Candy mountain.

Little lost rabbit

Yesterday I saw a little cute rabbit (which I'm certain it's NOT mine) hiding in a bush. Ha.... seems like I'm not the only one too careless to let rabbits out roaming....

That little cute rabbit.... hmmm.... it has a little small bell tied around it's neck.... obviously smaller than my rabbit....perhaps 6 months gua... and very very alert + swift. That's why I can't catch it.

When I was like, a few inches away from it, the little rabbit did something it never did before. It thumped it's back leg about... 3-4 times. Rabbits do that when they are afraid....Hey, why I never see my Gillian do that before?

Owner of this small rabbit, please bring this rabbit home if you don't want your rabbit to suffer the same fate as my rabbit......

Nostalgic + Blonde jokes

Hah! I didn't know that 2 Matahari has 3 Musketeers!

Hadn't been bloging for days.... but now I am so it doesn't matter.

The science center trip was fun! Cuz we got one day off (Bye Cik Chong! Hah at your face)

I specially remembered those noisy birdie scream-ing like mad in the whatever-it-is-called park. I told Cik Rozihan that we screamed like those birdies when she pinched us.

Here I would like to share more blonde jokes. I got it all from a website:

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

2nd one:

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

3rd:

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.

As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it!

The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.

He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold.

I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"

4th:

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

5th:

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."

"That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"

So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"

"No I'm a blonde", she replies.

"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.

Tagged!

The rules:
1) Copy and paste this whole post.
2) Put in your own answers.
3) Tag 4 people
4) Tell that 4 people that they are tagged and ask them to do it too.Start!!

1) Do you like pizza?
Ugh, you make my mouth water.

2) Do you prefer green or blue?
Green is the color of those yucky mosses. Blue. BLITZERZ!!!

3)Do you like homework?
Why must you remind me about homework even when I’m online?

4) Do you prefer Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus or Jonas Brothers?
Jonas Brothers!!!!

5) Do you prefer school or tuition?
You say leh?

6) Do you like writing stories/comics?
Stories? I always have the tendency to leave em’ hanging.

7) Do you prefer Friendster or Facebook?
Neither. I created them to “collect dust”. Right, Hui li?

8) Do you prefer tv or computer?
Both.

9) Do you prefer Vanessa Hudgens or Ashley Tisdale?
It’s like asking, Do you prefer Jack Sparrow or Johnny Depp ?

10) Do you prefer HSM or HSM 2?
I rather see Zac Efron being booed away.

i tag Xian, JJ, anyone la

Math

Ugh... As Math gets more and more difficult, and the teacher gets more and more boring. Well, that's my hypothesis. Manipulating, the the math syllabus. Responding, how much can you draw and daydream when the teacher is teaching. Constant.... the teacher. Am I right? Apparently, my guess is right.
I'm really sick of those loci and locus or whatever equidistant, it's so complicated! For instance,
Sketch the loci of the boy on the slide holding his lame map.

Answer:




The poor boy died.
You get my point?

We don't call it life for nothing

I felt so upset losing a friend, but unfortunately, it wasn't enough for fate. Today, I found out that my rabbit Thumper died while it went out for another "adventure" again.

When I came home from school, I was "greeted" by the news of Thumper's brutal death---it got squashed by a neighbor's car. Chills me whenever I think about it. The neighbor apologised profusely, but reality still remains.... reality.

I had Thumper for 3 friggin years, and now POOF it's gone. (I think my another rabbit Gillian must have been a psychic, for it didn't follow Thumper out.) Ugh, too upset to write anymore. Miss you, Thumper.

Farewell, my dear friend

I was flabbergasted when I heard such an abrupt news today in school. I can't imagine how merciless and unpredictable death can be. It was really devastating to loose a friend.

It was the overwhelming guilt and grief that took over my emotions. The guilt for not communicating more with Jia Yuen. The guilt for not treasuring the friendship. Today I just went to his funeral with my friends, dragging along the unpleasant atmosphere together with us. I remembered the first time I saw him, waiting anxiously in the gloomy classroom for school to begin...

Rest in peace, Jia Yuen. Farewell.

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About the newsletter

Few days ago, I received a PIBG newsletter.

"Hasil daripada Post Mortem Malam Bakat 2oo7, terdapat beberapa masalah disiplin telah timbul. Antaranya berikut:
1. Terdapat pelajar yang pulang lewat... blablabla
2.Terdapat pelajar yang membawa rakan dari luar.....Mereka didapati merokok dan berkelakuan tidak sopan.

(Doesn't mean those students wont do the same on Hari Bakat. Can't you see that you are spoiling the fun? The "mood" won't be there if you hold the school concert in a MORNING!)

"Q: Apakah rasional membina pondok bacaan, gazebo dan "fountain"?
"A: Untuk mewujudkan keadaan persekitaran yang lebih kondusif dan selesa......"

(If you want to mewujudkan keadaan persekitaran yang lebih kondusif dan selesa, you should not neglect the MAINTENANCE . Are you aware that there's no water supply in the toilets! I rather the school spend money on rationalities such as maintenance or BASKETBALL COURT. It's really extravagant to spend such a large amount of money on so much botanical stuff. Where is the kesederhanaan-ness?)

Q: Bolehkah sesi dialog antara pihak sekolah dan ibu bapa diadakan?
A: Sebarang pertanyaan atau cadangan boleh dikemeukaan secara terus kepada Pengetua di sekolah.

(Yea right. Secara terus, you'll be disappointed.)

Q: Mengapa ada kes di mana anak pertama belajar di sekolah ini tetapi anak kedua tidak dapat masuk ke sekolah ini?

A: (We have too much students.......)

(With such a racist pengetua, who would want to enroll their children in anymore?)

My rabbits are thieves!!!

Today, my mom bought back apples from the market, and as usual, my maid will soak all those apples in a big basin in the wet kitchen.

This time, my maid put that big basin with those apples in it on the kitchen floor. Aha! My rabbit's sharp eyes saw it. What a perfect opportunity. A brilliant plan unfolded in their small brain. Are you thinking what I am thinking?
My rabbit Gillian sneaked in the kitchen (while another waited outside) when my maid busied herself in other stuff. Haha. She's not looking~~~

Gillian went to the big red basin and WALA! So many beautiful red red apples rrrrright in front. Delicious and juicy. Before you could even blink, one apple's GONE. Where is it? The rabbits were busily munching it outside. Wait a minute, you didn't pay for it! Ha! Caught you red handed.

Those greedy little pigs. Hmph, see if there's a next time you can get a free apple. Oink oink.

imperfect amateurs

Sexism. You see that almost everyday. Especially in school. Especially when you fight for the right to have the basketball court. Those form fives, precluded us from playing basketball during pjk period today, even though we arrived earlier that them! Since when early birds can't get the good stuff? How injustice this world can be?

Soo yin and Hui li complained to Pn Aminah, but what she said was: "Actually I came because I want you all to do science peka."

~what the~

There's no point having contretemps with those form fives--- it's a sexist and AGIST world after all. So, we ended up playing football. And we really s*ck in it. But we're compelled to. How can we kick well, when we can't even manage to kick Ilyas de annoying out of 2 Matahari?

Someone find a sponsor please! Why should the school spend such a large amount of money for beautification? I rather see a new BASKETBALL COURT than PONDOKS.

house of wax

Didn't expect someone could make something so funny out of this gruesome movie poster.






Poor Garfield.

Tagged again

LIST OUT YOUR TOP 10 FRIENDS BY ORDER OF RANK

1. Hui Li
2. Siew Jun
3. Soo Yin
4. Zhou Ling
5. Xin ling
6. Yau
7. Abi
8. Xian
9. Kadri
10. Jeff

I didn't list it out by rank. Lazy.

CURRENTLY LONESOME OR MR/MS POPULAR -
Lonesome.

A BEST FRIEND OR A FEW GOOD BUDDIES -
Good buddies.

DIE OF HUNGER OR BRUTALLY MURDERED -
Brutally murdered, so my murderer can get the worst of it when I haunt him or her.

ANY EX-GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS -
What do you think?

ANY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND -
Hah! As if.

GOT DITCHED BY YOUR FRIEND -
Shut up. I hate that.

DITCHED YOUR FRIEND -
Only if they provoke me.

CURRENTLY THINKING -
Why am I answering such a lame question?

HAVE YOU EVER...
LIKED SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN'T -
Aha! I can't help that, can I?

INJURED SOMEONE -
Sorry for that.

HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS -
It's inescapable.

KILLED SOMEONE -
If yes, I'll be in jail, and do you think I still can be blogging?

KISSED YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND -
I SAID, I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

CRIED OVER A CRUSH -
Why should I tell you?

HATED SOMEONE BUT PRETENDED TO BE NICE -
I'm not ready to make nice.


TAG 5 PEOPLE -
1. Siew Jun
2. Anyone
3. Anyone

Low--- when you translate it to bm

I suddenly had the notion to translate Low by Flo Rida. I translated them by using a website, whichcertainly proved that human brains are better.

Original lyrics
Translated lyrics

"LOW"
ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,
ai bukan tidak kelihatan nuthin kehendak itu membuatku pergi,

This crazy all night spendin my dough
Semalaman gila ini spendin doh saya

Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Mempunyai sejuta dolar vibe dan sebiji botol untuk pergi

Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show
Hari jadi Dem kuih-kuih, mencuri mereka pertunjukan

So sexual, she was flexible
juga seksual, dia adalah fleksibel

Professional, drinkin X and ooo
Profesional, drinkin X dan ooo

Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I
Membuat tunggu sebentar, boleh saya melihat apa saya berfikir saya

Whoa
Ho

Did I think I seen shorty get low
Adakah saya berfikir saya dilihat pendek dapat rendah

Ain't the same when it's up that close
Ai bukan serupa apabila ia adalah atas yang hampir

Make it rain, I'm makin it snow
Berjaya menghujani, saya merupakan makin ia salji


Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Bekerja kutub, saya mendapat senarai tebing


Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
Imma mengatakan bahawa saya suka mereka baju-baju tiada


I'm into that, I love women exposed
Saya merupakan ke dalam yang, saya suka wanita terdedah